A/N: Whoa, massive gap between updates... well I got distracted, started like two new multi chapters and a shit load of one shots. Sorry bout that, will try and be more consistent, but with school and my habit to lose interest in things over extended periods of time... well yeah, we'll see
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Kakashi stumbled downstairs, collapsing at the breakfast table. His mother looked up at him over her paper and rose an eyebrow. "You are up early, any reason?"
"I woke up so I came to have breakfast." he replied as he reached over and pulled a box of cereal toward him. "How come you haven't left yet?"
"I have a late start today, but I probably wont be home until at least ten, I have some meetings with a few important clients. You seem to be in a good mood." she noticed.
"And what would give you that impression?"
"Well, you aren't on a warpath for starters, you are acting like, you know, a real person." he glared at her, causing her to smirk. "That, and your first action is to get cereal, not coffee."
This remark left Kakashi staring at the box as though it was some alien life form. It was a particularly out of character action. Normally, he would wake up, grunt at anyone who attempted conversation with him before he would head straight for the coffee machine and make himself a double shot latte before school.
Shaking it off, he poured some milk on his breakfast, half-heartedly chewing it. "So what subjects do you have today?"
He put his spoon down and considered carefully. "I have Maths – shit, Gym – More shit, Art – less shit and English."
"...Is English not shit?"
He smiled into his bowl. "I like English."
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"Right class, settle down, settle down, we have a few new people to the class, i'm sure you know them, but this is Obito and Rin." he said gesturing to the pair that had joined Kakashi in the back row. "Right, now today-"
"What the fuck do you think you were doing not being here on the first day?" Kakashi hissed to the male on his side.
Obito raised his arms up defensively. "Look, i'm sorry. I was sick ok?"
"Che, fucking bludging more like." He spat. "I was stuck here by myself to put up with this one." he said gesturing to the teacher at the front.
"Iruka?" he said with a frown. "He seems really nice to me, but I suppose-"
"Aren't we off to a bad start Mr. Uchiha." Iruka said, appearing in front of the arguing pair. "Seems to me that Kakashi here is a bad influence on you."
Kakashi sighed and sat back in his chair. 'Not this shit again...' "I'm sorry, I was just commenting on what a lazy shit he is for not coming to the first class."
"Your nerve will never cease to amaze me, i'm sure." Iruka remarked with a raised eyebrow. "You have no idea how to speak to people with respect, do you?"
"You have no faith in me, I can speak with respect to those who earn it."
To say Iruka was taken aback, was an understatement. Was he just told – by a student no less – that he needed to EARN respect? Didn't the teacher title basically give it to him automatically? "Kakashi, Obito, I would like to speak to both of you after class please."
Kakashi groaned, making Iruka blush in annoyance. Nothing he could do seemed to faze this kid.
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"Well, Kakashi, that's two classes I have taught you and two that you have stayed behind in. I'm no maths teacher, but seemingly thats not a very good ratio."
Kakashi smoothed his hair over his eye and sighed. 'freaking smart ass...' "Well Iruka, I'm glad to see that you can do simple problems, you are smarter than you look." he drawled.
Iruka felt indignant fury rise within him. He was a teacher dammit! Kakashi was his student, so why did it seem like their roles had been reversed? "Obito, I would like to request that you refrain from speaking whilst I am, you may go."
Obito looked nervously from Iruka to Kakashi, neither of which had broken eye contact. He nodded and quickly left, closing the door behind him.
The pair continued their stare off and it was Iruka that first interrupted the tense silence. "I am a teacher, I might be younger than most, but it is still unacceptable for you to speak to me like that."
"I'll speak to you how you want."
"You know what? You are just a bratty teenager."
"Well, you aren't going to make much of a teacher if you cant handle one 'bratty teenager'"
"I should keep you in after school!" Iruka threatened.
Smirking, Kakashi took a step forward. "Maybe you should." he whispered, voice low and suggestive. Iruka looked away quickly, finally taking his eyes from Kakashi's.
"I'd like to see an improvement in your attitude Hatake, that's all. So, I think we are done, you can go now." he stuttered out.
"Well Umino, we shall see won't we? I'll be seeing you soon." His voice was still husky and he ran his fingers down through his hair, before smirking at Iruka and walking out of the room.
Iruka groaned and sunk to his knees, burying his head in his arms on the desk. He did not need this, a crush, just when he is trying to be professional, and on a student no less.
"Whhhy must this happen to me? Why must I have an attractive young student, even if he is an as-"
"Ahem." Iruka snapped up and looked to the door, where Kakashi stood, leaning against the door frame, tie loosened, shirt half untucked and his bag slung casually over his shoulder. "That would be my book you are leaning on."
Iruka glanced down at the desk and noticed that there was in fact a notebook there, with the name "Kakashi Hatake" signed on it in his immaculate handwriting. "And may I ask what exactly it is that is making you hide your head on my book?"
Kakashi was internally giggling like a giddy school girl. He had heard Iruka's entire sentence and was personally quite amused at how easy it was to seduce his teacher. Male teacher none the less.
"I... I uh... I have a head ache. I think i'm going to go and get some aspirin." he quickly said, before handing Kakashi his book and walking speedily out of the room.
Kakashi slipped the book in his bag and slowly sauntered down the hall. He smirked at the swooning girls, relishing in the fact that they then proceeded to swoon more. Kakashi wasn't exactly narcissistic, but he knew he was rather desired by the female and even some of the male population of his school, so it was far to say he was confident in himself.
Which is why he had no qualms about hitting on a teacher. He knew he could be irresistible and planned to use it to his advantage.
He pushed his bag a little further up his shoulder. Who knows, maybe he could even come to like Iruka...
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A/N: Well, big apologies, on the checks 9 month delay! Shit, I am SOOO sorry, October! Thats AWFUL of me.
I understand if you don't want to review me as punishment. But, I don't respond well to being punished :P