A/N:
Oh my god, you guys are adorable.
Thank you for all the reviews.
I apologies for Kashi's OOCness.
But I want him to be a narcissistic angsty teenager.
Its more fun that way.
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Kakashi smoothed his hair out, frowned, and then shook it wildly. He looked back in the mirror and frowned again. Of all days for his hair to decide to hate him, why did it have to choose a school day?
Admittedly, he was slightly relieved that he didn't have English at least, meaning that Iruka wouldn't see him looking bad, but it was hardly consolation.
He looked bad. There was a problem.
Kakashi could say he looked good, but damn he worked for it. He spent at least half an hour doing his hair, and on top of that the upkeep of dying it to ensure he had no disgusting regrowth. He had a specific skin program to keep his skin as clear and fresh as possible, and whilst it made his feel a little bit too feminine, he normally had slightly and carefully applied eyeliner on. In his opinion, his eyes were too dull, so the eyeliner gave them some life.
But no matter what he did, today he just looked like death.
Maybe he could stay home? Pretend he was sick and stay and try and fix himself.
He sighed. Who was he kidding, his mother would never buy it.
So, feeling rather crestfallen, he trudged downstairs and forgoing any type of nourishment in the fear it would make him fat, as well as ugly, he turned the TV on.
"News." he flicked. "Stupid Cartoons." Flick. "And Even more stupid cartoons." He sighed. "What the fuck is happening to television?"
"Kakashi. Watch your language." Slowly, the teen turned around to face his father. He was a spitting image of him, but his father looked older, and more worn.
"There is nothing wrong with my language, all of my sentences were structurally correct."
"Don't be a smart ass."
He rolled his eyes and turned back to the TV, ignoring his father. If he hated anyone in the world, it was his father. He was never home and when he rarely showed his face, it was to tell Kakashi that he had an attitude problem and he needed to concentrate more on his studies, before telling his mother she was doing a bad job raising him, and she should be harder on him.
"I'll do what I want."
"Be more respectful, i'm your father."
"You don't act like it."
"I always tell your mother she does a bad job of raising you-"
"Well, at least she tries! At least she is at home when she can be, and asks me how i'm doing and actually cares about me. You are never around and then you have the nerve to just waltz in here and tell me how to act and that my mother is failing as a parent? You make me sick, just fuck off."
And with those parting words, he stormed out.
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"I think that we should head to the mall after school." Rin suggested as she walked down the hall with her two male friends.
"Sounds good!" Obito quickly agreed, more than thankful for once that Kakashi was anti-social. Now it meant he would have time alone with Rin.
"Kakashi, you up for it?"
"Fine, whatever, I don't want to go home anyway."
"Your dad in town or something?"
"Yes."
"Have a fight?"
"Oh yeah."
"What did you do?"
"Told him to fuck off."
"KAKASHI!" She shrieked, with a scandalized expression adorning her face.
"I don't regret it. If I went back I wouldn't change a thing. And i'd do it again if I had the chance."
She sighed. "I'm not going to get through to you on this one... ok, fine, but on another note, may I ask what is going on with you and that English teacher?"
"Oh yeah!" Obito cried, finally joining the conversation again. "Were you trying to seduce him yesterday or something."
"Yes."
"KAKASHI!!" Rin screeched, more high pitched and horrified last time. "He is a TEACHER! And you are a STUDENT! He could get sent to jail!"
"He thinks i'm hot."
"I don't care what he thinks, you cant just-"
But what it was he couldn't do, he never found out. At that moment, Rin collided head first into someone walking in the opposite direction. She fell backwards, Kakashi catching her, but not saving her from dropping her books which ended up sprawled over the floor.
"i'm so sorry... Rin I think it is?" Kakashi in his shock dropped her, causing her to squeal before she hit the floor. "Kakashi?"
He knew it. Because karma was hating him for telling his father to fuck off.
"Hi Iruka."
"I uh..." Iruka shifted uncomfortably. He smoothed down his jacket, and tugged at his jeans. "How are-"
"Love the jeans." Kakashi interrupted. "I don't think they could be anymore skin tight."
Obito's eyes widened in shock, Rin squeaked disapprovingly, and Iruka went bright red. Choosing to ignore the remark, he lent forward. "I'm so sorry Rin, would you... uh, help. Would you like some help?"
"NO! I mean.. its fine, go... go prepare for your next class." He nodded quickly, relief flooding his face faster than the blush had mere moments ago. He dusted himself off before quickly leaving the scene. Rin took a few deep breaths, but it didn't help. "KAKASHI!"
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Iruka, sculled a second cup off coffee and considered if it was entirely inappropriate to add vodka to the next one.
He shook the thought from his head. Teaching Iruka, you are teaching, you cant be drinking.
He gathered up his books and peeked as subtlety as possible around the door to make sure that one particular student wasn't lurking in the hall way.
And lucky for him he checked.
About 10 metres down the hall, getting some things out of his locker accompanied by Rin and Obito, was the exact student he was trying to avoid.
"Kakashi, you CAN'T be serious. You aren't allowed to do that. I know you aren't always one to follow rules, but this is one rule that you have to follow. He is a TEACHER! You can't try and seduce him."
Iruka's eyes widened. Kakashi was trying to seduce him?
"Lighten up a bit Rin, its just a bit of harmless flirting because he is such an easy target. He is young, relatively attractive and so easily embarrassed. It will provide me some entertainment."
"But Kakashi-"
"No buts Rin. You can't change my mind on this."
The three teenagers exited the corridor, Rin still pleading with Kakashi to reconsider. Iruka smirked as he opened the door and walked towards his car.
So, Kakashi was just messing with him?
In that case, he had no problem messing with the teen a little too.
"If he is going to seduce, i'll just seduce right back."
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A/N: There we have it.
One update not so perfectly executed.
I tried to cut down on the swearing Lauren.
But I find it hard when writing with teenagers.
They swear! A lot!
But I tried.
And sorry if Rin came off too motherly.
I can just imagine a few of my friends having that exact reaction.
And it amuses me.
So you can all deal
Keep up the reviews guys, my heart goes out to all of you & hearts;
And yes, I know html coding doesn't work.
But any of you, that like me, are myspace whores, will get it.
Haven't properly edited, so if you notice any mistakes, let me know.