A/N: suffice to say, that assessment week and my boyfriends pain in the ass mother had me sufficently occupied. And my birthday! I'm 16 now!!!! -is legal.....;)- -..... not that is stopped me before....- -face palm- -is bad person-

but no more on that. Inappropriate relationships is what you're really after, isn't it? I'll get to it then =]

"There was a knock at the door and they flew apart, both flushed red, catching their breath. The door flew open and Rin entered, slamming it behind her.

"You two better start talking, or you're both so fucked. And NOT in the good way."

I fucking wish. Kakashi thought to himself, dropping back to the desk in defeat. How did he intend on explaining something he himself didn't understand?"

A stunned silence hovered over the group, Iruka horrified, Kakashi embarrassed, Rin fuming. "Guys. I'm waiting." she trilled sarcastically.

"Well, what are we supposed to be talking about for a start?" Kakashi muttered, folding his arms over his chest defensively. The last thing he wanted was to give her answers to something she wasn't asking anyway.

"What the fuck are you two thinking for a start? Iruka, you could lose your teaching license, Kakashi, you could get expelled. You are both risking so much for some lusty encou-"

"It's not like that!" Iruka yelled defensively, throwing his hands over his mouth as Rin's gaze shot to him, and Kakashi raised his eyebrow.

"Not like that?" Rin echoed.

"I didn't mean that, pretend i never said anything. I need to do marking, if you'll excuse-"

"Why are you being so nosy anyway Rin?" Kakashi drawled. "Really, if we get in trouble, sure, it'll suck, in the mean time, i REALLY don't appreciate you interrupting us."

"KAKASHI!" she screamed. She took a deep breath, before continuing at a reasonable volume. "Kakashi." she repeated. "I don't really care what you do and don't appreciate. You're a brat, i'm used to that, but i will NOT let you risk his whole career because of it."

The boy pouted, looking away. "What if i also told you it wasn't like that?"

He was quite expecting Rin's shock. Her eyes widened, and she stood gaping like a fish for a moment, but what he didn't expect, was the thud, of Iruka falling to the floor. "Errr. Did he just faint?"

Rin knelt down, nudging him gently. "Uhhh. Iruka sir? Sir are you ok?" The pair sat in silence a moment both frowning in concern at their teacher. "Maybe we should bring the school nurse here..."

Kakashi shrugged. "We'll take him there would be easier." He shoved Rin out of the way, leaning over, and scooping the teacher bridal style into his arms. "Come on, he's not that light you know."

Opening the door out of the class room for him, Rin led the way through the halls, ignoring the glances of students, before pausing at the nurses office. She turned and looked back at her friend, and shook her head, before opening the door.

She entered, Kakashi in her wake. "Ummm. Excuse me nurse Ria?"

A short, rather stout woman walked through, smile plastered on her face. "What can i do for you dear?"

"Errr...."

"The thing is miss." Kakashi said, interrupting. "I was discussing my essay mark with Mr Umino, and he spontaneously fainted."

She took in the teacher who currently lay in the boys arms. "Oh gosh, right you are. Thank you for this Mr Hatake, i'm sure he'll thank you when he wakes up. Can you lay him on a bed in there for me? Thank you so much."

Kakashi walked with him into a secluded room, a small bed in the corner with a small adjacent toilet. Bending his knees, he gently laid down his teacher, pulling the thin blanket over him. He filled the glass of water that sat empty on the side table, and stood awkwardly for a moment as he contemplated what happened next. On one hand, he really wanted to stay and make sure that Iruka was alright. On the other hand, it was bad enough he'd be seen carrying the teacher, the last thing he needed was for rumours involving the two of them and a sick bay encounter.

Mustering all his will power, Kakashi swept Iruka's hair off his face, turned, and left the room.

Iruka awoke with a spinning head and blurred vision. He struggled to clear his mind, and identify his surroundings, but to no avail. He sat up quickly, instantly regretting it as a spell of dizziness went straight to his head. He closed his eyes, taking a deep breath, before opening them again, glad that the dizziness was starting to fade. He could ignore the throbbing pain in the back of his skull for now. His main problem was not knowing where the hell he was.

Throwing his legs over the side of the bed he found himself on, he began to take in his surroundings. He would originally assume he was in a hospital, but then he would have a separate bathroom and probably someone to share his room with. The white tiled floor and matching walls.

"Mr Umino?" came a cautious voice from outside his door.

It sounded like someone he knew, but his pain hazed mind couldn't quite match a face to it. "Come in." he mumbled, voice thick and deep.

The door slowly swung open, with a middle aged woman entering. "How are you feeling Mr Umino?"

"Oh, hi there Ria. I'm fine. Errr, how did i get here?"

"You fainted and young Mr Hatake said that you bumped your head. He bought you up here too. Such a sweet boy, his mother has done an excellent job of raising him."

Iruka nodded, trying to conceal his emotions as the events in his classroom came flooding back to him. Kissing Kakashi, Rin's yelling, and....

He frowned. What happened then? He assumed he must've fainted at that point, considering he didn't remember anything past her storming into the room. He smiled at the nurse, reaching for his glass of water, and taking a drink. "Well, i'm feeling a mile better now, do you have the time?"

"It's almost three sir, and-"

"Oh damn! I had a class of juniors! If you'll excuse me-"

"It's fine. I called Genma and he said he'd be fine to cover the class for you. Perhaps you should just head home early Mr Umino."

Iruka nodded, before slowly rising to his feet. He smiled at the nurse, thanking her for her kindness, before he began the walk to his car.

He walked through the deserted hallway, until he reached the carpark. He didn't need to reach the car to see him standing there. Blushing heavily, he quickened his pace, until he arrived in front of Kakashi. "Mr Hatake, what're you doing out of class?"

"Waiting for you."

Iruka blushed before Kakashi looked away. "About what i said.... I'm sorry, i didn't mean it." Iruka frowned. What was he talking about. Kakashi looked to his teacher, and immediately looked pained. "Ok, you know i meant it, but i shouldn't have. It shouldn't be anymore than just a hook up. It shouldn't be that even. The last thing i should be doing is making out with my teachers let alone developing feelin-"

He cut himself off, and everything came back to Iruka. It did mean something, Kakashi had said it. He wasn't the only one that was starting to feel something here.

"We shouldn't be discussing this here especially Kakashi. I'm heading home, you're welcome to follow me." he said with a blush, before climbing in his car and starting the ignition. He waited as he saw Kakashi hurry over to his car and start it before he drove away. He tried focusing on trying to remember which rooms were clean that he could take him in, and if he had anything decent to offer him to drink, but it all came back to him begging his body to exercise a little willpower for once. The last thing he needed was to jump his student at his house.

Kakashi's hands gripped the steering wheel so tightly that his knuckles were white. He was going to Iruka's house. How dumb was he? What on earth was he expecting to come of this? Of course his curiosity would never have lead him to decline such an offer, but what exactly did he intend on doing when he got there. More to the point, what did Iruka intend on doing?

A/N: I'm not in a good mood, so the end of that is a little shitty, but i supposed it could make for fun reading. Hope you guys are enjoying it, review?