Pairings: KaixTala BrianxSpencer

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A/N: I warn you now there is a lot of pure randomness in this chapter. My niece got a hold of a huge bag of candy and acted like Ian the entire time I was watching her.

Chapter 2: A New Approach

Brian-We're not getting anywhere with Tala. Maybe we should go at this from a different angle.

Spencer-I agree we should go to Kai instead.

Ian-But guys isn't that dangerous. I mean talking to Tala was scary enough but at least we know when Tala's mad. He gets really, really red and loud but Kai, that guy is just sinister. One minute you think everything is cool with the guy and the next you're writhing in pain on the floor. His face doesn't change and his demeanor is just as cool as ever. What if we piss him off like we did Tala?

Spencer-Then it's every man for him self and may the fastest man survive. But we still have to try. The tension in this house is killing me.

Brian-Aww and here I was hoping that it was making you horny.

Spencer-Trust me it is but there will be plenty of time to take care of that later. But for now we need to focus on Tweedle-dee and Tweedle- dum.

Brian- Fine but your aren't getting away from me that easily again.

Spencer- Wasn't even going to try.

Ian- Eww please stop. Now, back to the topic at hand.

Brian- Which is what exactly?

Ian- Kai and Tala.

Brian- I knew that I was just making sure you knew it too.

Ian- Sure you were.

Spencer- It's a sad, sad day when we can honestly say that Ian is the most focused one in this house.

Brian- I prayed this day would never come but now that it has I just want you to know this. Gentlemen it has been an honour terrorizing the world with you. Now I fear the apocalypse is among us.

Ian- Shut up, bastard.

Brian- But seriously we should talk to Kai.

Spencer- Okay Ian what are you going to say to him.

Ian- Ian! No, No, No. Why Ian? Ian wants to live. Ian doesn't want to die. Not Ian. Anyone but him. He will run away before he is sentenced to death. Kai won't listen to Ian anyway.

Brian- No one wants you to die Ian but Kai won't hesitate to kill or at least severely maim me or Spencer but for some reason he has a soft spot for you.

Ian- He does?(picture Ian with the big watery kitten eyes and the wobbly lip. Just try not to laugh too hard)Really, guys?

Spencer- Haven't you noticed that he doesn't yell at you as much as he yells at us.

Brian- And he doesn't hit you as hard. Think about it when was the last time he punched you.

Ian- Actually I think it's been 2 weeks and the bruise went away a couple of days after.

Brian- exactly the last time he hit Spencer he was out for hours. And he sent me to the hospital with a concussion 3 days ago. You're our only hope. You are the only one who can do this.

Brian and Spencer- Ian you are the CHOSEN ONE.

Ian- Me, the chosen one.(enter even bigger eyes)

Brian- Will you accept your mission my child?

Ian- Yes lord I will.

Spencer- and remember, the fate of the world lies in your hands.

Ian- I will save the world even if it takes away my last breathe I will do it.

Brian- Just go Ian

Ian- Right. Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

(runs off to complete his task)

Spencer-(chuckles) That was way too easy. He's such a dork.

Brian- Seriously though, do you think he'll be okay?

Spencer- I honestly don't know. I wasn't lying when I said Kai has more patience with him than us. He really is the only one who has a chance of getting out alive.

Brian- Maybe we should have told him what to say though.

Spencer- We should have. Knowing Ian he'll say something stupid. At least it's not like things could get any worse.

Brian- This is true and judging by the loud crash and the yelling it's too late to bug him now. Let's just pray he can pull a brain out of somewhere.

Spencer- And lets pray he hasn't had any sugar today, you know how he gets when he's sugar high.

(oh yes we all know what happens when kids get sugar high. madness ensues, chaos and destruction are eminent and unfortunately, Ian definitely has a major sugar overload)

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