A/N: I am sooooo sorry. Really. I am. But most unfortunately, this will be the last chapter. People asked for more but i really didn't have any idea what to do with it. I am far too busy breeding my new harryxdraco plot bunnies to concentrate on this one. However, there shall be a nice long epilogue along in a few days time. A good one. None of this shit pathetic epilogue business. Really. Its appalling when you see that. Ms Rowling could learn a thing or two from me she could :P anyway, thats about it for now, thank you for everyone reading :)

Kakashi sat with his latte, breathing in the smell. "Err, are you going to drink it, or just admire it?" Iruka asked awkwardly.

"I need to fully appreciate the aroma before I can fully enjoy my cup of caffeinated goodness." Kakashi replied seriously, taking a small sip and shuddering with delight. "God, this is better than sex, honestly." he muttered to himself, not noticing Iruka's blush. "Anyway, what do you want? You drag me out of the house, and now you're just sitting around and- why are you blushing?"

Iruka felt himself blush more, and looked away deliberately, slowly stirring his tea. "I thought we should talk. I figure I owe you that much. It may be terribly unprofessional, but I hold my morals in too high a regard to demonstrate rudeness in relation to his... ordeal."

Kakashi smirked, taking another sip of his coffee, teasing Iruka once again with his satisfied expression. If he did it once more, Iruka would have no choice but to wipe it right off his pretty little face, only to perhaps prompt its return...

"Iruka?"

Iruka shook his head side to side. "Sorry, what was that?"

Kakashi smirked again. "Really, I know I'm breathtakingly attractive but I think you can be mature and looked past it and listen to me. As I was saying, what is there to discuss? I'll stop being a hormonal little brat, I promise." If Iruka didn't know better, he'd believe that the boy was sincere. But the bitterness lacing his tone, and the defiant body language said differently.

"Oh bullshit Kakashi, you know you can't keep your little hands off me." Kakashi blinked at his teacher in shock, unable to formulate a response. "So, I'm offering you a deal. If you manage to exercise some self restraint for the rest of the school year, after you graduate, I'll be all yours."

Kakashi leaned back in his seat, tilting his head back arrogantly. "I'll have lost interest by then, found someone equally attractive and ten times more willing-"

"It's not a question of willingness Kakashi, it's a question of respon-"

"Oh please stop saying that word. I hated it enough before, let alone now. Fine, what happens between now and then?"

Iruka looked thoughtful. "I hadn't actually thought about that. Well, I supposed that you're a free agent, should you find someone you're more interested in-"

"Like that pretty waiter that bought my marvellous coffee? She was quite a delicious little thing, I'd certainly tap tha-"

"Kakashi!" Iruka cried in horror. "Please, I may not act the role so well, but I'm still your teacher, and it's entirely inappropriate to speak like that with me!"

"Really? You didn't seem so bothered when you were the object of my desire..."

Iruka blinked. Past tense? If he didn't 'desire' him now then why the hell did he even bother coming. "I'm sorry Kakashi." Iruka said, more coldly than intended. "I'll leave you and the pretty waiter to-"

"Oh don't be such a girl. Honestly. Will you please calm down a little." Kakashi drawled. "Fine, your little arrangement sounds just swell." Kakashi took another sip of the coffee. "So now what? We sit here and gossip merrily?"

"Err." Iruka hadn't really thought of that either. He expected that process would have last much longer and been much harder to sort out, it was unlike Kakashi to be so cooperative...

"Good. I should be getting on. I have an ancient history essay to write." He downed the rest of his coffee in a few seconds. "I'll see you back at school then Mr Umino."

"Err. Sure thing Kakashi. I'm glad all this is sorted out now."

Kakashi flashed him a brilliant smile. "Me too sir."

A/N: Yes, i am aware how painfully short this is. There will be a long epilogue, i promise! Just give me a few days ok!?!?!?! :)