Gaara- First, thank you very much pinkjasmine.9.0 for being my first reviewer (bows) I am grateful.

Second, just so you know the bold texts are actions and the lines are separating different conversations or locations.

Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade otherwise Kai would be with Tala, Brooklyn or Ray and Tyson and Max wouldn't be nearly as hyper.

Now that that's settled on with the story:

Chapter 3: A Date?

Somewhere else in the house Ian tackles Kai to the ground.

Kai- Ian why are you sitting on my chest?

Ian- Because it is my mission. I am the chosen one.

Kai- What do I keep telling you about watching "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" before bed time?

Ian- This time it wasn't me. Brian watched it. Then he enlightened me to the fact that I am the CHOSEN ONE.

Kai- Alright I'll humor you, what were you chosen for Ian?

Ian- I'm glad you asked. I have been chosen to be a shining light to the darkest souls' hearts. (Strikes a pose and if you squint real hard you can see the light shining behind him)

Kai- Why on earth did I even ask? I'm totally lost.

Ian- Two souls have lost each other and I am here as a medium to guide them back to each other.

Kai- Still lost here.

Ian- Exactly and I am here to guide you back to the only one who can find you.

Kai- You scare me kid. I think I'm just gunna go.

Ian- No you mustn't. The fates demand a resolution. The sands of time have waited an eternity for you two.

Kai- How much candy have you had today?

Ian- That is not the point.

Kai- So what exactly is you're point?

Ian- My point is that you are an idiot.

Kai- I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that.

Ian- Is it not obvious what I am trying to say to you? I am saying that I am here to play cupid to you and Tala. I am here to get you two back together.

Kai- No that actually wasn't clear but now that it is I can tell you that you're wasting your time.

Ian- True love is never a waste of time. You and Tala need to throw away your adversities and embrace the-

Kai- Ian say one more word

Spencer and Brian somehow managed to hide behind the curtains and listen in

Spencer- Oh my God, Ian is such a retard. Where does this kid get his stuff?

Brian- I keep telling you it's the sugar man. Kills your brain cells you know. It messes with you're mind.

Spencer- True. Maybe we should stop him. I don't know how much more Kai can take.

Brian- Nah, he's fine as long as he doesn't start on the musicals like last time. He'll be safe until then.

Ian finally got off of Kai's chest but now he's following him around the house

Kai- I am going to choke the life out of you if you don't shut up and stop following me.

Ian- Go ahead Seymour, see if I care because even when the dog bites or when the bee stings or I'm lacking air you cannot kill a man with soul and believe me I got soul ,baby! In sleep, Cupid sang to me. In dreams he came. You know what he told me? He told me that you two belong together.

Brian- Right time to go

Spencer- Operation save Ian from the clutches of death is now in play. You distract Kai. I'll get our boy out of there. Good speed.

Brian- Don't you mean God speed?

Spencer- No I mean good speed because you better be fast to escape Kai ourselves.

Brian- Right, move out soldier.

Spencer- Hey that was my line.

Brian- Fine do you want to say it then?

Spencer- No you already said it. It would be redundant if I just said it again.

Brian- What ever can we just go?

Spencer- Not until you apologize for stealing my line.

Brian- Alright, I am so very sorry I stole your line. It will never happen again. Now can we please go? Kai already has Ian by the throat.

Spencer- Fine lets go.

Ian- You can't kill a man with soul!

Spencer football tackles Ian and Kai and drags Ian off while Ian started on Hello Dolly!

Brian- Sorry 'bout that. Nothing to see here folks. Keep it moving.

Kai- Are you all going crazy? What on earth is going on in this house?

Brian- Absolutely nothing. It's all a figment of your…(imagine SpongeBob and Patrick)… imagination.

Kai- You'd think that you'd get better as you got older but no. You idiots are the exact opposite. You only get weirder and weirder as time goes by.

Brian- But seriously we were hoping that Ian might convince you to talk to Tala.

Kai- So you're telling me that you wanted to reason with me and make me see some kind of proverbial light and you sent Ian.

Brian- It made sense at the time. Ian is the only one that can get close enough to talk about something serious.

Kai- You thought that that conversation was serious?

Brian- Well no. I guess we overestimated Ian. What happened to him? He used to be semi-smart. We weren't thinking.

Kai- You weren't thinking. That's the problem with you.

Brian- You do not have to be so degrading. I could sue you for defamation of character. Besides, we were only trying to help you out.

Kai- Well you need to stop trying. You are only making things worse.

Brian- Fine. We'll stop trying when you talk to Tala.

Kai- Been there, done that.

Brian- Well, how'd it go?

Kai- Fine.

Brian- Care to elaborate?

Kai- While I would love to sit here and continue this disturbing heart to heart, I can't. I'm running late.

Brian- For what?

Kai- A date.

Brian- With Tala? (He hopes)

Kai- Nope, with Ray. (And he's shot down in fiery flames)

To be continued…

Duh Duhn Dah and the plot thickens.

A/N: the pure sugary randomness is over for now. The musicals alluded to above are The Phantom of the Opera, Little Shop of Horrors, The Sound of Music and DreamGirls. Loved it? Hated it? How's my grammar? Please review and let me know. Merci. Review! Review! Please Review! o