A/N: Hello again! I am getting lazy forgive me. In this chapter instead of typing out the full names I just started putting the first letter. Let me know if it is hard to understand. Thank you. Also italics are thoughts and underlined stuff is in Russian. I never differentiated language before because if you have 5 Russians in one house chances are they will speak Russian but now it is important.

Chapter 4: A What?

B- You have a what? With Who?

K- I have a date. With Ray.

B-Please tell me this is just some sick joke or a really bad nightmare.

K-Why would I joke about something like that?

B- It was rhetorical. More of a plea or a prayer really. We all know you don't joke much anymore despite being a terrorist as a child. You still haven't given me the recipe to that bomb. But that is not the point. Why are you going out with Ray?

K- Because he asked me out obviously.

B- Do you even like that guy?

K- I don't hate him. (A/n: I like Kodocha)

B- I know that but do you like him? You know it's mean to play with people's feelings for your own personal gain. Maybe you should call and cancel.

K- Why?

B- What do you mean why? Because you don't like him.

K- When did I say that?

B- Just now.

K- Don't twist my words Kutsenov. I said I didn't hate him, not that I didn't like him.

B- Well then do you like him or not?

K- Yes I do. Which is why I'm going out with him.

B- Wait. So you like him? Like really like him, like him?

K- I'm pretty sure that answer was clear and concise. Especially since I'm dating him.

B- Oh, lord. Does Tala know yet?

K-Know what? That I'm dating Ray or that I like him?

B- Both, either I don't know and what do you mean dating? As in not the first date. There's a difference between date and dating.

K- A date as in I have been dating him for almost two months now.

B- Tala is going to kill himself when he hears about this or at the very least one of us.

K- Why should he even care? What I do is none of his business and he made it very clear that he wants to keep it that way.

B- Are you kidding me? Tala is so sprung over you that he literally doesn't know what to do.

K- Well then until he figures it out what he wants to do I'll be with Ray. And there's no guarantee that when he does figure things out that I'll be with him. As you can clearly see I'm not going to wait for him forever.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Great he's already here and I didn't even take a shower yet. I am going to get ready. You can go open the door and bring him up to my room. If you or anybody else says or does anything outta line I'll skin you alive.

B- Why me? What happens if Ian says something dumb? Why is it only my ass on the line?

K- You're with Spencer so he is easily controllable and Ian is like a two year old. Glare at him and he'll cry or if that doesn't work threaten to take away his candy. Now go, I can feel your life slipping away the more you stand here.

Down stairs two very angry looking Russians open the door.

S- What the hell are you doing here?

R- Is Kai here?Damn why couldn't he just open the door himself. He knows I don't like being alone with them.

I- Obviously, this is his house isn't it?

R- Well can you go get him?

S- Well we could but he doesn't like being disturbed for no reason.

R- It's not for no reason. He knows I'm coming.

I- Then state your purpose and maybe we will go get him.

R- I already did, I'm here for Kai.

S- We got that part but what do you need from him.

R- You know what, just forget it. I will wait for him outside.

I- Good choice. Maybe he'll remember you and come out soon. IF you're lucky.

B- No. Bad choice. Very bad. Ixnea on tha arassmenth. (To Ray) Sorry about that welcome to Chateau Hiwatari. Kai is not ready yet so he asked me to direct you to his room.

I- Kai is going to let a stranger in his room. (Shock) He barely lets us in there.

R- I'm not a stranger I'm his boyfr--

Brian covers Ray's mouth with his hand

S- I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that last part.

R- Pushes the hand away. His boyfriend.

Massive sweat drop. Ian actually keels over in shock.

B- Come with me if you want to live. Quickly now, run.

Drags Ray up to Kai's Room.

B- Are you crazy? Do you have a death wish? Why would you tell them that?

R- Because… it's true.

B- Well yes but… but

K- But what Brian? I dare you to finish that sentence. If you do it will be the last thing you ever say.

B- But nothing. I'll leave you two to it then. Have fun kiddies. Runs off.

R- What interesting roommates you have. Sits on the bed. Why exactly do they not like me?

K- I don't have any roommates. That would require them to contribute to something.

They're just good for nothing squatters. Besides who cares what they think of you? The only thing that matters is that I like you and you like me, right?

R- But how much do you really like me? You're not just messing with me, are you?

K- No, I'm not just messing with you. I wouldn't be with you if I didn't like you. Kisses him

A/n: remember Kai just got out of the shower. At this point he only has pants on and a towel around his neck. Also I have break next week so I might update early but I'll probably finish writing it soon.