Just a Reminder: I own nothing!!!

The place: Kai's bedroom

The time: Sometime in the morning^o^

Chapter 6: An All Nighter

R- You never answered my question. Why don't your room...umm...squatters like me?

K- Its not that they don't like you. You are actually one of the few people from outside the Abbey that they don't actually mind. They just don't like that you're with me.

R- And why is that?

K- Why do you care? What they think doesn't matter and it won't change anything between us.

R-Why do you keep avoiding the question?

K- You can't answer a question with a question.

R- Why not? You just did. But anyway aren't they like your family?

K- If by family you mean the annoying brothers that I never wanted, never asked for and can't get rid of then I guess so. Why?

R- Whether you like it or not you're stuck with them. And what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn't care about what the closest people in your life thought about me?

K- A smart boyfriend. You do realize that they are absolutely crazy right?

R- Yes but so are you. And so am I for liking you as much as I do. But, you never answered my question.

K- What question?

R- Don't play that. Why don't they like that I am with you?

K- I don't recall that question being asked.

R- Kai

K- How should I know? I'm not them.

R- Kai, I'm serious.

K- Really? I couldn't tell.

R- Answer me.

K- They are just way too over protective. That's all.

R- Are you sure?

K- Positive. Now go get dressed.

R- Actually I want to take a shower first.

K- Okay the bathroom is thru the closet.

R- Damn rich kid.

K- What? This house isn't even that big. It's way smaller than the mansion in Russia.

R- Says the rich one to the kid who grew up in a small village in what was essentially a hut. So rich kid, want to come take a shower with me?

In the "Bat Cave" also known as Spencer and Brian's room:

B- We must be very careful. If Kai finds out that we are plotting, we are all as good as dead.

S- But he can't be mad at us if the kitten just so happens to see Kai and Tala together. But how will we get all three of them in the same room without it being totally weird?

B- By getting everyone together.

S- I don't follow.

B- Not surprising. Just think about it. Ian's is turning 15 on Friday. He always wanted a birthday party like a normal kid.

S- I see but I can one up you. Let's make it an all nighter. It'll give them way more opportunities.

B- I thought about it but will we be able to put up with those idiots for that long?

S- If it'll get our idiots to stop acting stupid and finally end this madness then I say bring on the other idiots.

B- Yeah for those two I'll do pretty much anything that doesn't involve Boris, Voltaire, a certain Russian Abbey or clowns.

S- Tell me again why you're afraid of clowns? I mean obviously the first three are more than understandable, but why clowns?

B- That is your mistake my naïve friend. I am not afraid of clowns. I do not suffer from a morbid dread of the crafty devil incarnates disguised as children's entertainment. It is more of a hatred. While a person who is afraid of them would cower in the presence I would probably kill it. Some people like myself just really don't like them.

S- So what you're telling me is that your fear of people in tons of makeup is so profound that you skip the quaking stage and go straight to self preservation. That is understandable.

B- Not fear, disgust, hatred.

S- Can we get away from the subject of violently killing clowns? It's just wrong to hate Ronald McDonald.

B- Love McDonalds hate the clown. I like the joker too. He's cool. But other than that all clowns must die. Especially Carrot Top.

S- But he's not a clown. His hair is just really red.

B- Says you. All clowns must die.

S- Not so loud. You know how much Ian loves the Big Comfy Couch.

B- And you know how much I hate it. I mean the only place there could be an entire town of clowns is the fiery pits of hell. Anyway, should we tell Ian about the party or should it be a surprise?

S- Tell him. Definitely. We don't want a repeat of last year's birthday surprise.

B- Yeah. Kai tried to be nice and got him a puppy cause he always wanted one and he got so excited he literally hugged it to death. (Long silence) Yeah, we definitely should tell him.

S- Yeah and this way Ian can do all the planning and inviting and we'll be off the hook.

B- Speaking of Ian, I wonder how Tala is holding up. You know Kai and Ray never left last night. I wonder what they did last night. (Notice the extreme sarcasm)

S- I still can't believe that Kai did that. I mean I know its his house and all but Tala's room is only down the hall.

B- Hopefully, Ian distracted him with his stupidity.

S- We can only hope.

B- Yup and that's all we can do right now because I sure as heck am not going up there right now. I'm depressed already just thinking about it.

S- You're always depressed Bri.

B- True but so not the point. Let's get started on the party before Kai and the toy come down. Kai might get suspicious if we don't have at least a little bit of it done by now.

S- And for the plotting, maybe we should come up with some code names. You never know who's listening.

B- What the heck? We might as well go all out. What do you have for Kai?

S- How 'bout Fire?

B- Too obvious

S- Blue?

B- That used to be our nickname for him. Way obvious.

S- Phoenix?

B- Lame.

S- Red Eye?

B- Like the movie? Are you trying to be funny?

S- Fine then what do you have for Tala?

B- How about… Lonely Boy?

S- This is not Gossip Girl.

B- It's better than Ice, Red, Wolf or Blue Eyes. And don't tell me that none of those crossed your mind. How about Noah?

S- What's that from?

B- The Notebook.

S- Wow you actually watched that?

B- Yes and I liked it and just so you know, lover or not, you mock me for it and die.

S- Whatever, so what does that make Kai?

B- Ally, because he ran off with some dude but mark my words, he will go back to Tala.

S- Great make Kai the girl. That's totally not asking for death if he ever finds out.

B- Shut up. If it comes to that lie and make something weird up like you always do. And that makes Ray that one dude that I can never remember. What was his name?

S- It was Lan or something like that.

B-Ah hah. So you did watch it.

S- Maybe we should just invite everyone from all the tournaments. This way we won't miss anything and there will be plenty of witnesses.

B- No. I refuse to plot with you until you admit you liked it.

S- Do you think we should invite anyone else?

B- Admit it.

S- Bri come on.

B- Do it. DOOOO ITTTTTT!(A/n: have you ever heard anyone say that in a creepy little semi-demonic voice if they really really want you to do something? If you have you know what he sounded like.)

S- Alright I liked the Notebook. Are you happy now? I watched a chick flick and I liked it. I almost cried at the end too.

B-Wow, you almost cried? Even I didn't go that far.

R- Are we interrupting something? (Remember he can't understand them. All he sees is the two of them arguing)

K- Wow Spence. I never pictured you as the sensitive type. I mean granted we are all gay but that's just a little too weird for me.

B- You and me both.

K- I saw it too and trust me there was nothing to cry over.

S- Shut the hell up Hiwatari. Aren't you the one who made me watch Legally Blonde?

K- Completely different.

S- How are they different? They are both chick flicks, aren't they?

K- Simple, Legally Blonde was funny.

TBC

A/n: A moment of silence for the puppy. Here is his head stone as it reads.

Snuffleluffleluptickins

May He Rest In Peace.

2000-2000

This actually happened to my best friend only it was permanently crippled, not killed.