Disclaimor: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters except Miyako

Ayaka belongs to MissPinoyz

Hikari belongs to Kirathis-Chan

As Naruto laid flat, out cold on the floor Miyako stood over him and stuck her tongue out at him and skipped over to Hikari.

"Hey Hikari!!! Come help me kick the chicken butt!!!!"

"Mmm….OKAY!" Hikari

Miyako and Hikari skipped over to poor Sasuke. On the way over Ayaka saw them. "hey guys watcha doin?"

"We're going to beat up chicken butt!"

"Wanna Come?"

"YEAH!!!!"

Ayaka left Sakura standing there not being able to move cuz of the dress that she was wearing was 8 times smaller than it should be and the 3 brats moved their attention to Sasuke. As they approached Sasuke's eyes widened with fear.

"Damn I wish I had a camera…..and that I could move." Thought Sakura as she watched the 3 demons get closer and closer to Sasuke.

Miyako got in Sasuke's face.

"Remember me chicken butt?" She kicked him in the leg again.

Hikari went up to him and slapped him in the face

And Ayaka went up and headbutted him (A/N lmao!! Can imagine 5 year old do that to the great Sasuke uchiha? Lmao!)

As the 3 brats retreated and returned to Sai.

"Hello, would you 3 like to color with me and my…..CRAYONS!" Said Sai making a cute chibi face at the word crayons.

"NO!" Said Hikari as she stepped on the crayons and Sai's face warped in horror. Hikari laughed a menacing laugh that would scare the shit out of Pein and have him run in fear.

"My c-crayons…."Cried Sai as he held the remains of his beloved crayons.

"STOP YOUR CRYING!!!"Yelled Hikari as she slapped Sai across the face where Tsunade slapped him.

Kakashi looked up and saw Sasuke rocking back in forth in the corner, Naruto out cold near a table with a knob on his forehead, Sakura suffocating because of a 5 year olds dress, and Sai crying hysterically about his crayons so Kakashi just shrugged it off and went back to his book.

The monsters made their way to Sakura.

"Oh…no…."

Ayaka stepped forward and Said "Sakura!!!! Let's do make over's!!!!"

"Do I have a choice?"

"NO!" They said in unison.

-5 minutes later-

"Sakura!! We're done!!!!"

They handed her a mirror.

"Oh….Kami…."

Ayaka sighed and told the other girls "This is just a work of art....." and Ayaka snickered and turned around and said "OOOHHH KaKa-sensei told us Naruto has a jutsu to look like a girl!!"

Suddenly someone walked into the house, gaining the attention of the children, while Kakashi just continued to read his Icha Icha Paradise. Hikari was the first to react. "Oniichan!" She screamed arms wide open as she rushed to hug the person

Ayaka ran over and asked "Is Onii-chan with you!!??"

"Leader-sama wanted me to check on you brats... Oh jeez you've wrecked the whole place." Kisame snickered while fuzzing Hikari's hair with a sharky grin.

Sakura was really confused but she couldn't do anything because she was tied with chakra strings also.

Ayaka looked around and sat down on the couch disapointed that he hadn't come again.

"OMFG!! IT'S THE AKATSUKI!!!!" Naruto was screaming running around the house and tripped over the still crying Sai. Sakura had gotten loose and escaped and was currently in the bathroom trying to scrubbing the makeup, and paint, the girls used. Sasuke was in the corner sweat dropping multiple times and muttered "This can't get any worse..."

"He's really clumsy, isn't he Oniichan?"

"Yup. Come on blond brat, get back here." Kisame said, catching the scared Naruto and dragged him back in as he had tried to run out of the house.

Ayaka looked over at Hikari and Miyako and asked "How long is this going to last....." Then Sai got up and gasped "OMFG!! I'M GOING TO MISS GOSSIP GIRL!! HEY WHERE'S THE REMOTE!!!!"

"So is the mission to be furfilled yet?" Hikari whispered to Kisame, the blue shark-man nodded.

Hikari gained Ayaka's and Miyako's attention and gave them a sign to start. The two girls started to circle the group of ninja, getting them to sit on the couch. They both did numerous handseals and jumped at the group, 5 seconds later everyone on the couch were sitting inside a cage, hands and feet tied together so they would not escape, Naruto had a empty ramen cup showed into his throat so he would shut up

"BUT GOSSIP GIRL IS ON!!!!!!" Complained Sai.

"SHUT UP AND DEAL BITCH!"

"Good job minna!" Hikari said, a cold tone replacing her old, kind one as she did a handsign and said "Release!" She was surrounded by white smoke, until from the smoke emerged a girl around 17 or 18 year old white haired girl, with an evil smirk on her lips.

"That was too easy." Miyako did a handsign as well and said "Release!" Out from the white smoke emerged another girl about 17 or 18 with long black hair with purple tips. "Idiots." She spat at the cage.

"Release!" Ayaka emerged from the white smoke looking about the same age as the other girls.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"DAMN IT I SAID SHUT UP!"

"What should we do about them?"Asked Hikari pointing her thumb toward team 7.

"I guess we should bring them back to base…."Said Kisame.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

This chapter was co-written By MissPinoyz, Kirathis-Chan, and Myself!!! :D

I had major writers block and them being my besties helped me and now I have a million and one ideas!!! Thank you guys!!!

Please review…im tired of people not reviewing!!!!! Please? For Spazzy-Chan?

~~Spazz8884