A/N: Now, I'm gonna write about one of my favorite characters!
Another day, another...um...I have no clue anymore.
Nastasia propped herself up against a wall. She never knew what kinds of things she'd be forced into doing next.
To the people who controlled her and her comrades' lives, she was pretty much the "jack of all trades, master of none". She found herself doing many different things, but the people didn't seem to agree on one role for her.
On some days, she'd find herself in fanservice pictures.
The very thought of deliberately appealing to the lowest common denominator was enough to make her groan in disgust. Didn't those dirty-minded people already have enough lewd things to stare at? Why did she have to be forced into doing unspeakable things for people she never even knew existed?!
I really don't like that Rule 34...
On other days, she would be forced to act like a huge emo.
To Nastasia, this was incredibly ridiculous. Sure, she was less than happy about the count not choosing to be with her. But as difficult as it was, she was trying to move on, and it was tough to move on when people forced her to mope about how bad life is, be depressed every waking moment, and (worst of all, in her opinion) hurt herself on purpose or even contemplate suicide. She may have been unhappy about the count's decision, but she didn't want to kill herself over it!
On the rest of the days, she'd be acting like herself.
Now, she would have been just fine with being herself, but weird things seemed to happen when she did.
Sometimes, everyone (including the people who controlled them) would suddenly hate her. She'd expect Dimentio to hate her (mainly because the jester hated everyone), but the count was (much to her dismay) normally indifferent about her, and O'Chunks and Mimi wanted to be her friends (Nastasia even suspected the former of having a crush on her). So theoretically, she thought, only Dimentio should be mean to her. But no! Everyone was suddenly a huge jerk towards her!
And the worst part was that she had usually never been made aware of what she had done to infuriate everyone in the first place...
Other times, everybody would just ignore her. They'd just cast her aside as if she were invisible...
Nastasia noticed that the same thing would also frequently happen to O'Chunks. The secretary believed that they were being pushed to the side so the writers could focus on the sudden, spontaneous romantic relationship between Dimentio and Mimi (much to the extreme chagrin of the latter two). It would only be a matter of time before people would start making references to "Count Bleck and his two minions, a shapeshifting girl and a demented jester", as if nobody had even heard of the secretary and the warrior who helped to keep the team strong.
Heck, even Mr. L, a temporary minion, was becoming more popular than her.
And, of course, there were the obligatory fan pairings. However, unlike Mimi and Dimentio, Nastasia wasn't the most popular character to ship other people with, so she only got to be with a handful of people.
The times when she got to be in a relationship with her beloved count were so few and far between that they were nearly nonexistant. Other times, she'd be with random characters that had just happened to cross her path one day. Usually, said characters would be people she had never met beforehand.
The secretary couldn't help noticing that one of the more popular pairings was her and O'Chunks. While she was still uncertain about the idea of being in love with him, it sort of made sense to her, since the warrior always seemed to act just a little bit more shy and clumsy when around her. He also never showed any form of disrespect towards her (or anyone else who was superior to him, for that matter), so Nastasia was really beginning to believe that the Scotsman had a crush on her.
The secretary sighed, wondering if the people who controlled everyone would ever stop this indecisiveness.
A/N: Poor Nassy...she needs more love! Why do people like to make fun of her?