Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers. Twostrokes is owned by MariaShadow (an author on fanfiction. net). Flight kitty is owned by elvenarchress (another author on fanfiction. net), and Sandy kitty is owned by Flight kitty (thought we're not quite sure if she realizes this). The only kittens I own are Blue kitty and Prowler, well as much as you can own a cat.
Autocats chapter 7
Prowl had to admit that he expected the cats that Fireflight and Bluestreak brought in to be more trouble than they were, but he surprisingly found they weren't as much trouble as he thought they would be. They didn't disrupt the flow of things and seemed in fact to brighten everyone's spirits which happily kept moral up. They also helped with punishment. Taking care of cats meant not only feeding them, playing with them, and not stepping on them; it also meant someone had to clean the litter boxes. Yes litter boxes. With five cats, on a ship the size of the Ark, the cats could take a while getting from one end of the Ark to the other, or finding a room with a litter box. To solve this problem the Autobots puts five litter boxes in the areas where the Autocats were most likely to frequent. One litter box was in Bluestreak's room, one was in the Aerial Commons room, one was in a storage room near the Rec Room, and the last one was in another storage room that was in the center of the Ark, which happened to be the one closest to Prowl's office.
Sideswipe decided that yes he liked pranks, but he would avoid doing pranks when it was time to clean the litter boxes. They were not only stinky and hard to clean, but having the cats watch you while you clean them, staring at you with their eyes full of amusement... was just annoying. And offending them could get him in more trouble than it was worth.
Another thing that had to be cleaned up was hair balls. Usually hair balls were left in front of quarters so that the bot who lived there would step in it (at least now they were, when the Autocats were Autokittens they weren't as good at it). But that only happened when the cats were annoyed with you. An annoyed cat was very vengeful as Cliffjumper, Sunstreaker, Grapple, Brawn, and several other Autobots found out. It became usual for at least once a week to wake up hearing someone swearing as they hopped around on one foot shaking the other trying to remove the disgusting organic mess that was on the bottom of their foot. Smokescreen had quite a betting pool going around that involved that. And there was a point system involved in it. The Autocat who left the hairball (it was always easy to tell for that particular cat was more smug then usual) got points for who you left the hairball for, how often, how many swears were said, how bad/creative the swear word was, and how long it took the bot to clean their foot afterwards. So far, to no one's surprise, Sandy kitty was in the lead, but Twostroke wasn't too far behind him, and Flight kitty and Blue Kitty were tied for last place.
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