Emily: "Victor! Where are you?"
Maggot: "How is it that you know his name when he never even told you?"
Emily: "Don't look at me. I didn't write the script."
(Someone came up with the theory about her hearing the Town Crier. But I'm still having fun.)
Galswells: Have you remembered to bring the ring?
Victor: Oh. It's being taken to Mount Doom.
Galswells; NOT THE ONE RING, YOU IDIOT!!! THE WEDDING RING!
Victor: Sorry. You just sounded familiar. That's all.
Galswells: I hate being typecast.
Victor: (shakes corpse) There's been a misunderstanding! I'm not dead! (grabs a microphone out of nowhere) I am not dead yet! I can dance and I can sing! I am not dead yet! I can do the Highland Fling!
PASTOR GALSWELLS: "Three steps! Three! Can you not count?! Must I hold your hand?!
VICTOR VAN DORT: In other news, I wet myself!
PASTOR GALSWELLS: Uhhh... This is what I'd like to call an awkward moment.
Bonejangles: Give me a listen, you corpses of cheer--
Victor: OMG!!!111 It's Jack Skellington!!!111
Bonejangles: ...I don't get paid enough to do this job.
When Victor first ends up in the Land of the Dead...
Victor: starts singing I love you. You love me. We're one big happy family! And a--
Dead Peoples: NO! MAKE IT STOP!
Emily: SCREW THIS! I divorce him!
Bonejangles: singing From my heart and from my hand, why don't people understand--
Victor: OMG!!!111 Sing "Nasty Habits" instead!!!!111
Bonejangles: Maybe I should lay off the Oingo Boingo songs...
Bonejangles: singing I-I love little girls, they make me feel so good!
Little girl skeleton: RUN AWAY!
Bonejangles: ...Seriously, I should stop singing Oingo Boingo songs.
Maggot: A brain. I am a brain for my mistress.
Victor: Don't you understand? YOU'RE the other woman. I would never marry you. (Pause.)I'm sorry, was that out loud?
(Victor's climbing the vines to Victoria's window.)
(Midway up, he falls off.)
Victor: Ow! (Looks up) Aw, beep Not again . . .
Gutkneckt: If anyone has any objections as to why these two people should NOT be together, speak now.
Victor (Having second thoughts): I do.
Emily( elbows him in his ribs) Shut up! No you don't.
Paul: I am the 'head' waiter.
Victor: ANOTHER decapitation?!
Paul: What?
Victor: Whoa! I was having an out-of-movie experience!
VICTOR VAN DORT: to Victoria You don't understand. She's dead! Look!
starts waving her hand around
VICTOR VAN DORT: in a fake deep voice Hiya, fellas! To infinity! And beyond! Hey, uh, gimme a hug!
puts her arm on his back.
VICTOR VAN DORT: in a fake deep voice Ho ho! Uh, I love you too, buddy!
VICTORIA EVERGLOTT: I miss competance!