Emily: Victor... Victor, where are you?
Victor: Oh great, I'm being chased by Charlie's mom!
Bonejangles: Gimme a listen, you--
Victor: OMG!!!111 Sing the Oompa Loompa songs from the Tim Burton version!!!111
Bonejangles: ...Look, can I ACTUALLY sing one song without you screwing it up, man?
Victor: No.
Bonejangles: ...I quit.
Gertrude(to Alfred, her Rhett Butler skeleton husband): BONE me!
Victor(After realizing he's in the Land of the Dead): Hey, does anyone know Beetlejuce?
Emily(Singing): I get wings to fly, oh-oh I'm ali- Oh, wait a minute . .
BONEJANGLES: (starts singing) Give me a listen, you corpses of cheer...
(Victor hops on stage and starts singing)
VICTOR: I'm a goofy goober, YEAH! You're a goofy goober, YEAH! We are goofy goobers, YEAH! Goofy, goofy, goofy,goofy, YEAH!
CORPSE:(to Emily) He's your husband?
EMILY: (lying) Uh...no. We just have the same last names.
SPONGEBOB and PATRICK: WHOO! YEAH! GO VICTOR!
BONEJANGLES: Thats it. I quit!
On the scene in Victoria's room when Emily arrives on the balcony:
Victor: "Oh NO! The Missus!"
Emily: (intrat) "Darling, I just wanted to meet - oh! seizing Victor's arm Darling, who's this?"
Victor: "This is my mother, mother this is Emily."
Maggot and Spider to Emily: "Has Van Dort actually seen you without makeup?"
Emily: "You lied to me! Just to get back to that - other woman!"
Victor: "If you want loyalty you get yourself a spaniel."
Emily: "Tell me Victor, what is positive about infanticide?"
Victor: "shrieks It's easy?"
Emily: "Yes... it is easy."
Victor: "I have the hots for your mother Victoria!"
( Victoria and Emily fight over Victor)
EMILY: Victor loves me more!
VICTORIA: No, he's loved me ever since day one!
EMILY: UH UH!
VICTORIA: UH HUH!
EMILY: UH UH!
VICTORIA: UH HUH!
( They continue fighting and Victor enters.)
VICTOR: No, you're both wrong! I have the hots for Ms. Plum!
MS.PLUM: Damn right! I'm getting hitched tonight!
VICTOR: ( Starts singing) I'm in love with a stripper!
BONE BOYZ: She's poppin, she's rollin...
EMILY: ( Gasps) Victoria! I guess you won.
VICTORIA: That's not me!
( They look Ms. Plum)
MS. PLUM: I've had many jobs in my time.