BLACK WIDOWS: Hold on Victor. You can't get married looking like that!( whistles for black widows)
BLACK WIDOWS: ( Starts sewing Victor's coat) Us spiders think you're very cute...
VICTOR: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! FLIRTY SPIDERS! FLIRTY SPIDERS ON ME!!!! GET THEM OFF!!!!!
(When Victor first lands in the Land of the Dead)
Bonejangles (starts singing): Be our guest, be our guest! Put our service to the test--
Victor: ...That's not even a DANNY ELFMAN song.
Bonejangles: Can't I do SOMETHING different once in a while?!
Victor. No.
Corpse Bride: Psst, I'm not Paige O'Hara!
BJ: ...And that's the story of our corpse bride!
( Jumps into the crowd but no one catches him. He's now a pile of bones.)
BJ: HEY!
( Starts singing Remains of the Day.)
BJ: Hey! Give me a listen, you corpses of cheer...
( American Idol theme blats out of nowhere. Ryan Seacrest comes in.)
VICTOR: OMG! Ryan Seacrest! You're on American Idol!!!!!
RYAN: Yep. And we're doing it here.
BJ: But I was just gonna do a song!
RYAN:( To Randy, Paula and Simon) Can we?
RANDY: Why not? Shakira was on last night.
VICTOR: My hips don't lie...
RYAN: Lets hear it for BJ and his Bone Boys!!!
( They sing Remains of the Day.Crowd goes wild when they're done.)
VICTOR: And seeing American Idol in real audience perspective? Awesome! But why did you decide to do it here?
RANDY: Only God knows. We just decided here for the heck of it.
VICTOR: But that's cool.( Out of nowhere grabs cowboy hat) Country night!!! Save a horse, ride a cowboy!!!
EMILY: Such a nice way to spend our honeymoon!
VICTOR: Wha--?!?!? Oh, yeah.
(Victor and Victoria about to kiss and victor sees emily climbing up!)
Victor: oh, crap!
Victoria: What's wrong?
Victor: uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...I'm mad because we have to wait so long for our wedding.
Barkis: Oh...how touching...I always cry when I touch myself!!!
Emily: It's my eye, isn't it?
Victor: No, your eye is...lovely.
Emily: I know it is.
Barkis: Sorry to cut things short but we must be on our way!
Dead Person: Can you get me a donut?
Bonejangles: And some flapjacks?
Barkis: Quiet time everyone. Mmmhm. Elegant. Cultured. Radiant. Sexy. Beautiful. Intelligent. Perfect. Flawless. Intersting, Genero-
Guests: ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!
Victor: But I don't even know your name.
Maggot: That's a good way to start a relation.
Emily: SHUT UP. It's Emily.
Victor: Hey, what's the smell?
Maggot: Your mom.
Victor: (sniffing) You're right.