Okay. Here's the second chapter of Akatsuki's Insanity. We're typing this in school because we're really REALLY bored. Here you go.

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"We're making magic in the kitchen. We're making magic in the kitchen." Asura and Chey chanted over and over again.

"Will you stop!" Kisame yelled. "You've been chanting that for two hours straight! What on Earth are you making anyways?" He demanded.

"That's what I want to know, yeah." Deidara said.

Ding!

"Hooray! We're done!" Asura cheered. Every Akatsuki member in the kitchen sighed in relief.

"At least until tomorrow." Chey pointed out. Kisame groaned.

"How long are we staying here anyways?" An awkward silence filled the kitchen.

"Fine then don't answer." Asura huffed. "So what does everyone do all day?" Kisame began to answer. "Besides killing people." Asura glared at the Akatsuki who said nothing.

"You don't mean you sit around all day?" Chey asked incredulous. Sasori glared at her.

"I told you what we did at least three times." He snapped.

"Why are there two females in out kitchen?" Asura turned around as she heard an unfamiliar voice and gasped as she met a pair of cold eyes.

'Dang, he's fine and all mine.' She thought. Chey recognized the look in her eyes and kicked her.

"Ow! What the heck was that for?" Asura howled clutching her shin.

"You had that look." Chey stated. Asura gulped.

"Did I really?" She asked nervously. Chey nodded and Asura swore under her breath. "Hehe…let's eat!" Asura pointed to the table that had fudge, cupcakes, pie, and muffins on it. Itachi blinked.

"Are you going to answer my question or not?" He asked coldly.

"Deidara and Sasori kidnapped us for some reason. They're claiming they had orders." Chey grumbled.

"We did." Sasori replied in answer to Itachi's raised eyebrow. Chey let out a hiss and stalked out of the room.

"Someone's on their cycle." Asura muttered. A few seconds later Chey stuck her head back in the kitchen.

"Where's our room?"

Night

Itachi walked past the girls' room and heard whispering. Even in the dark he resisted an eye roll and kept walking. A few minutes later as he walked past again the room was silent. Turning the doorknob he silently the room and scanned it. To him everything looked normal so he shut the door and kept patrolling the hallway. A minute later when he was at the end of the long hallway Chey snuck in.

"Asura?" Chey whispered loudly. Getting no answer she grinned to herself and slipped under her bed. Turning on a flashlight she opened the book in her hands.

'She'll never know.' She thought before beginning to read.

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We'll just leave you there for now. R&R!