(butterfly is flying around Barkis's face)
Barkis: Grrr! (pulls out tommy gunn and shoots at the butterfly)
Barkis: (his evil laugh moment)Hahahahahahahahahaha(portrait falls on him)
Barkis: Damn it!!!! Ruined my evil moment!!!!!!
Barkis: The poorhouse!!!
Victoria: Did things not go according to your plan lord Barkis?!
Barkis: No! First off, the cake was too small! Second, how did your father's chicken turn into soup! And to make things worse, that Van Dort boy posted pics of me and Emily on the internet doing it Corpse style!!!
Victoria: Who is Emily??
Victor: Take your hands off of her! (he puts up his own hands and sees that they are scissors)
Victor: Oh! Good gracious!
( Hildegaude carries out cake)
WEDDING PEOPLE:...
VICTORIA: We had a budget. It was either this or the cupcake to split with everyone
Victor: (See's spider and jumps on chair) EEEEEEEEE A SPIDER! (picks Nell up and throws her at the spider)
Nell: VICTOR! HOW RUDE! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHICKEN WINGS AND EVERYTHING
Victor: (eating chicken) I confess.. there was no spider...
Emily turns into butterflies
Victor: Holy SHT!!!
Victoria: I had a erection.
Victor: You're a gir... Wait (takes off wig) You homo Emily wait up. Damnit! Oh yeah. Jason,Freddy,Chucky can you kill me!
Victor dies.
Victor finds what he thinks is emily.
Victor: Hey, Emily!
Guy: Emily, No I'm Benny Hill!
Benny Hill music plays
Victor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Victor hides behind grave and hears voice.
voice: 1,2 Victoria's cummin' for Victor.
Victor: Homo!
FINIS: We'll do the wedding, with or without Vincent.
MAUDELINE: You retard! Vincent is the dilusional 7 year old Vincent Price wannabe and Victor's this 19 year old klutzy cheating shy dude! Get it right God dammit!!!!!
Barkis: I haven't a head for dates. Apparently I'm a day early for the ceremony.
Pastor Galswells: You haven't a head for my ego! Now you better pick up your scrawny arse and get out of my site, I don't want newcomers interrupting my daily routine motherf---er!
Barkis: I'm going, I'm going! (has an emotional breakdown)
(After Emily and Victor are married and is in their new home)
EMILY: Finally married!
VICTOR: ( sighs) I know.
EMILY: Now that we got the house to ourselves... now we can do whatever we want... are you thinking what I'm thinking?
VICTOR: Oh yeah! ( Emily leans to make out. Doorbell) PIZZA!
( Answers door)
PIZZAMAN: Here's your pizza
VICTOR: ( Whimpering) I, I, I, I, I love you!
EMILY: WHAT!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!
( Attacks pizza man with ty quan do tecniques. Victor watches, eating pizza.)
EMILY: ...AND NEVER MESS WITH MY VICTOR AGAIN!!!!! ( Slams door) Well, now I'll console myself now.
( Grabs for pizza and finds nothing.)
VICTOR: Uh, I can explain.