Okay you guys. I have at least eight chapters already written so I'll be posting them as soon as I can. After Chapter 8 is up I can't guarantee that I'll be updating regularly but I'll try to. Without any further questions here's chapter 3.

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"All right! Who did it? Who stole my book?" Kisame demanded. Groaning Asura sat up in her bed.

"Chey are you in the mood for fish for breakfast?" She asked. No answer. "Chey? Chey? Are you alive?" Rolling out of bed Asura pulled off Chey's covers. She screamed bloody murder when she saw what she saw. Deidara rushed into the room.

"What's wrong, yeah?" He asked a shaking Asura.

"She-she's…INVISABLE!!!!" Asura wailed. Deidara blinked and looked at the empty bed.

"Code red! We have a code red." He yelled out the door. Groans filled the hallway.

"Which one?" Sasori asked

"Number 2." Asura stopped wailing and rolled her eyes.

"You gave us numbers? Wow…" She muttered. Itachi watched amused as the other Akatsuki members looked around the base and questioned Asura.

"She couldn't have gone outside. The alarms would have gone off." Zetsu reminded them.

"But she's not in the base, yeah, so where else could she be, yeah?" Deidara protested. Itachi looked at them bored.

"Tell me when you find her." Asura said off-handedly.

"I want my book." Kisame whined. Asura stared at him before standing up and walking to her room sadly. Once the door was closed she burst out laughing. Hidan opened the door and stared at her like she was insane.

"Lightning you little stowaway." Asura cuddled a small black cat with red eyes and three tails.

"Meow?" Lightning meowed with a confused expression on her face. She hissed at Kisame who approached. In turn, Kisame glowered at the cat.

"Now where's Chey?" Asura asked like Lightning could understand her. Lightning hopped out of her arms and onto Chey's bed.

"NO!!! I was right! She's invisible." Asura wailed. A hand slipped out and grabbed Asura's ankle.

"Dear Kami! I'm too young to die! I want to live!" She shrieked.

"Shut up! I'm trying to concentrate here." Chey snapped as she poked her head out from under the bed. She let go of Asura's ankle and wiggled out from under the bed.

"Why were you under the bed?" Sasori asked.

"I've slept under there ever since I was a little kid. It makes me feel safe." Chey explained. "Asura should know that." Asura blinked.

"I do?" Everyone except Itachi sweatdropped. Why he didn't…well you get to know the guy and figure it out.

"Can we get back to the real problem? Who stole my book?" Kisame demanded. Chey shrugged.

"We can't look for it if we don't know what the title is." Asura pointed out.

"I didn't know he could read period." Chey muttered. Kisame glared at her and Lightning hissed at Chey's defense. When Asura tapped her foot Kisame gave a barely noticeable blush.

"Icha Icha Paradise." Chey's eyes widened a fraction but luckily no one but Asura knew the true reason why.

"You're a perv?" She asked covering up for Chey before Chey did something stupid…okay something more stupid than she usually does.

"NO!" Kisame protested. "It just has a good plotline." Chey smirked.

'And she says I'm perverted.' She thought narrowing her eyes.

"Leader wants to see you two again." Tobi announced.

'Again. What more does he have to ask us? Then again we didn't really answer his questions.' Both girls thought wildly.

"This time Itachi will be making sure you answer." Chey choked on some air as Asura sighed.

'NO! Not the creepy silent dude. He's worse than my brothers and trust me that's saying a whole lot.' Chey whined to herself.

'YES!' Asura cried in her mind. It took all her willpower not to go running up to Leader and glomping him. Itachi nodded slowly watching the two girls.

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That's where we'll leave you for now. Again we're typing this in school cause frankly our school does nothing.