Two chapters in one night! Wow…we're on a roll. Now time for the poking fest!

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"Poke." Chey poked Asura.

"Poke." Asura poked back.

"Poke." Sasori clenched his hands.

"Poke." Deidara's eye twitched.

"Poke." Kakuzu glared at the girls.

"Poke." Hidan gritted his teeth.

"Poke." Itachi blinked.

"Poke." Zetsu sighed.

"Poke." Tobi smirked

"Poke." Kisame lost it.

"That's it! I've had it! If you poke each other one more time I'll chop your hands off." He threatened. The two girls smirked and leaned towards Kisame.

"Poke." They said poking him. Kisame growled and took a menacing step forward. Asura and Chey backed away and looked around.

"Isn't anyone going to help us?" Asura asked horrified. She got no answer and the two girls glanced at each other.

"Desperate times call for desperate measures." Asura said reluctantly. Chey sighed.

"Lightning transform!" She said quickly as Kisame advanced. The black cat stood between Kisame and the girls and was surrounded by a white flame. After a minute the white flame disappeared and in front of Kisame was a larger form of Lightning.

"Holy…" Hidan said surprised.

"You have a demon cat, yeah?" Deidara asked. Chey's eye twitched.

"No duh. I'm a demon too." Chey snapped.

"You are, yeah?" Chey threw her hands up in the air.

"Have you not noticed the ears?" She asked incredulous.

"What ears?" Sasori asked. Chey felt the top of her head and sighed. The hair on the top of her head began to wiggle and soon two cat ears sat on top of her head.

"Yay!" Asura squealed and began rubbing Chey's ears.

"This is strange." Tobi said.

"So?" Chey glared at him.

"What's the big deal about some stupid ears?" Hidan asked. Chey and Asura gasped horrified.

"Oh you did not just insult the ears." Asura said angrily.

"How dare you insult Herbert and Bob! You hurt their feelings. It's all right Bob. He's just a big meanie. No Herbert, you can't smack him. I understand how you're feeling." Chey said rubbing her ears affectionately as everyone, including Asura, stared at her strangely.

"That's the last time she's having any 'quality' time with her family." Asura muttered.

"Bob and Herbert?" Kisame asked in disbelief. "You have names for your ears?"

"Duh. Who doesn't have names for their ears?" Chey said. The Akatsuki blinked.

"Never mind then." Chey said after a moment.

"Can you meow?" Asura asked.

"Meow." Asura rolled her eyes.

"Like a real cat." She prodded.

"Meow." Deidara chuckled.

"You're funny." Asura drawled sarcastically "Do we have anymore muffins?" Deidara and Sasori traded looks as Chey held up a muffin.

"This is the last one." Asura launched herself at the muffin as it dropped from Chey's hands.

"NOOOOO!!!!!! Why?!?! It was so young!! Why?!?!? WHY?!?!?" Asura wailed.

"…"

"Gee thanks for the sympathy. I can really tell it comes from the heart." Asura said sarcastically glaring at the Akatsuki members. "I would feel so much better if I got some real sympathy. But why should you care? I'm worthless so no one would ever care about me" During her rant Chey snuck up behind Asura and laid her head on Asura's shoulder.

"You smell pretty." Asura stiffened and ran out of the room screaming her head off. Chey smirked to herself and sat back down.

"Now what did you want to say Bob?" She asked her ears. Tobi bowed his head and started chuckling.

"Are you positive that they aren't insane?" Sasori asked Deidara.

"I'm changing my mind slowly, yeah." Deidara replied. A few minutes later Asura trudged back in the room.

"Leader wants to see us again." She said dejectedly. Chey groaned.

"I hate my life." She muttered.