( Everyone running from the dead people screaming)
MAUDELINE: Hey, why are you running and screaming? It's not as scary as Finis in a speedo. Yep. I remember.
( Flashback of Maudeline and Finis at the beach)
MAUDELINE: Finis, go into he stalls and change
FINIS: Kay.( Gets changed and comes out in a Speedo.)
MAUDELINE: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ( Runs away screaming)
Victor Van Dort: (with an afro, sunglasses, and gold galore)
Yo, I'm Victor Van Dort!
My attention span is short!
Better have a passport,
or I'm seeing you in court!
Corpse Bride: (wearing black leather and dreadlocks)
Yo, I'm the Corpse Bride!
A long time ago, I died!
That stupid Victor lied,
so I'm takin' him for a joyride!
(wink wink, nudge nudge, poke poke)
Finnis Everglot: (wearing a cornrow hairdo, a pair of sunglasses with a lens missing, and a pink boa. He's also smoking a cigar.)
Yo, I'm Finnis Everglot!
Have you seen my yacht?
I'd like to boycott
fish abuse and whatnot.
Victor Van Dort:
Let's kick it back in mah crib!
Finnis Everglot:
I like the cut of your jib!
Corpse Bride:
I'd oughta kick you in the rib!
Victor, Corpse, and Finnis:
We all like to wear bibs! Yooooo...
Victoria Everglot:
Good... God. Never... sing... AGAIN!!!
Victor Van Dort:
Screw you!
CORPSE:( To Emily) I dare ya to kiss General Boneapart.
EMILY: EEEEWWWW! No way!
CORPSE: Chicken.
EMILY: Fine.( Kisses General Boneapart)
CORPSES: I can't believe she kissed Boneapart!
EMILY: I can't believe I kissed him!
VICTOR: ( With butter tub) And I can't believe it's not butter!
VICTOR: I would never marry you!
EMILY: Fine.( Jack comes in and starts making out)
VICTOR: What the hell is this?
EMILY: We always do this.
VICTOR: You have affairs with Jack?
EMILY: Yep. Now Victor, Elder, you're ruining the moment. Please leave.( Start making out again)
BOY SKELETON: I want a cookie.
EMILY: Well... SO DO I!!!!
Victor: But I don't even know your name.
Emily: It's Emily.
Victor: How did you die?
Emily: Oh, I was killed somehow. Smashed to the head and then buried alive, I died by suffocation and bleeding to the head.
Victor: May I examine your wounds? (he sees her nasty wounds)
Victor: Ugh!!
Emily: What is it?!
Victor: Your head is missing some bone and there is partially dinewed fleshy tissue remaining. We are dealing with a madman!
(in the Land of the Living, Barkis is in his guest room playing with bunny carcasses)
Barkis: Hehehehe, I like bunnies!