I'm back!!! Now straight to the chapter!!!


The two girls ran out of the room with their-well I think the proper word is babysitters-followed after them. Quickly they gathered up all the Akatsuki members in the base and locked them in a random room.

"You do know you can sit down...right?" Asura pointed out. Reluctantly everyone sat down.

"Why are we here, un?" Deidara asked. (Yes I finally realized he says un instead of yeah!)

"We're playing..."Asura began and Chey finished the sentence with her. "Truth or Dare!!" Everyone but Asura and Chey blinked.

"What's 'Tuth or Dare'?" Tobi inquired excitedly.

"You ask a certain person truth or dare then they pick one of the options. If they pick truth they have to answer a question asked by the person who picked them truthfully. If they pick dare then the person who picked them gets to make them do something like...eat Chey's 'home-cooking' or a different dare. You always have to get to choices to the persno though." Asura explained.

"HEY! You should not be talking. You burn Ramen which is like impossible to burn!"Chey retorted.

"You burn plain water though." Asura pointed out. Chey's ears twitched uncomfortably.

"Good point." She muttered.

"How can you tell if somebody doesn't lie though?" Sasori asked. Chey smiled.

"I'm a cat demon remember? I can smell if the person is lying or not." She reminded them. The Akatsuki members groaned in their minds. Now there was no way of getting out of this.

"Asura you can start." Chey decided. Asura nodded.

"Sasori truth or dare?" She asked.

"Dare." Sasori said almost instantly. Asura grinned.

"I dare you to either lick one of the mouths on Deidara's hands or pull one of Chey's ears." She said. Chey glared at her while Sasori and Deidara traded disgusted looks. Uneasily Sasori reached over to Chey who was still glaring at Asura and didn't notice him. She felt a quick sharp tug on one of her ears and yelped. Out of reflex she quickly turned towards to Sasori whose hand was drawing away from her ear. She pulled back her fist and punched Sasori in the eye.

"That's gotta hurt." Asura murmured. Ignoring Chey's glare she turned to Sasori whose hand was covering his eye. "Okay Sasori. pick someone."

"Kisame truth or dare?" He asked. Kisame groaned.

'Why is it always me?' He thought.

"Dare." He decided. Chey snorted.

'Men are sooooo predictable' she thought.

"Fight my puppet or pull Asura's hair." Kisame pondered his two choices.

'Sasori never said which puppet I would have to fight so he'd probably pick one that would be able to beat me...but Asura looks like she's about to kill me...oh well. What could she do to me? She's just a girl." Kisame smirked and yanked a strand of Asura's hair not noticing the upraised hand. The next thing he knew a smacking sound was heard and his cheek stung.

'She slapped me!' He thought stunned.

"Why do boys always pick on us?" Asura grumbled. "Kisame your turn."

"Asura truth or dare?" Kisame asked through clenched teeth.

"Truth." Asura said promptly.

"Coward." Chey mutter under her breath. Kisame blinked.

"I got nothing." Chey rolled her eyes and leaned in to whisper something in Kisame's ear. He smirked.

"Who do you like as more than a friend here in this room?" Asura blushed and glared at Chey who was trying to look innocent.

"Tobi." She muttered.

"Liar." Chey smirked as Asura's glare intensified.

"Then who do I like?" She demanded. Chey shrugged.

"How should I know?" Asura gasped.

"You don't know that I like Itachi! I thought you knew everything!" She 1/2 yelled shocked. Chey raised an eyebrow.

"I did though." She commented. "And now do everyone else including Itachi." Asura turned to look at the Akatsuki members' surprised faces.

"I hate it when you do that." She grumbled. Chey smiled.

"But yet it's so easy." She stated studying her nails boredly.

"Chey truth or dare?" Asura asked menacingly.

"Truth." Asura thought for a minute.

"Why don't your grandfather and grandmother live together?"Chey broke out laughing causing everyone to stare at her.

"You're kidding right? If they lived together they'd have killed each other a lllllooooonnnnnnnggggggggg time ago."Chey dragged out the word long to prove her point. She opened up her mouth to ask the mandatory question when a loud shout came echoing through the base.

"Where are my members!?!?!??!! There was a meeting an hour ago!" The nine members gulped and looked at each other nervously.

"Game over." Chey said weakly trying to ignore the glares intended for her and Asura.

"You're getting all the blame."HIdan decided while the other eight members nodded. Chey and Asura gulped.

"You're the one that suggested it." Asura accused.

"Yeah but you're the one complaining of boredom and after I mentioned it decided to get all the members together." Chey pointed out. "Besides you'd have to get the proof and you'd have to find me first to actually blame me." With that she ran towards the door, unlocked it, and ran away as fast as she could. Asura didn't get the chance to run after her since Leader came into the hallwya looking extremely P.O.

"Bring her down to the questioning chamber and find the other one and bring her down as well." He growled. Hidan, Kakuzu, and Zetsu grabbed Asura by the arms and dragged her off while the other members began searching for Chey.


That's it for now! And I'm sorry to say but the next chapter will be the last one...don't kill me!