(Victor's at home. He hears the doorbell)
VICTOR: I'll get it.
(Gets door and sees Lock, Shock and Barrel)
LOCK, SHOCK, BARREL: Trick or treat!
VICTOR: What the hell...
(Victor gets knocked out. Wakes up in Halloween Town.)
JACK: Why, hello Santa!
VICTOR: Wha-? I'm not Santa!
JACK: You most certainly are! You're, wait a minute! You're skinny, don't have any old features and to top it all off, no red suit! KIDS!
LOCK, SHOCK, BARREL: Yep?
JACK: Take this dude back. He's clearly NOT Santa! Santa's fat and has a red suit. GET IT RIGHT!
LOCK, SHOCK, BARREL: Okay! ( Getting back to Victor's house) Sorry.
VICTOR: It's cool. I got into another world not too long ago.
(Lock, Shock and Barrel leave and look into the Everglot's windows and sees Finis in a red suit)
FINIS: How do I look?
MAUDELINE: Outfits fit people's personalities. It looks stupid, perfect choice!
(Doorbell)
MAUDELINE: Finis, get it.
(Finis gets door)
LOCK, SHOCK, BARREL: Trick or treat!
FINIS: ...
(Gets captured, blah blah blah...)
EMILY: You!
BARKIS: Emily?
EMILY: YOU!
BARKIS: But, I left you.
EMILY: For dead
DEAD PEOPLE: Oh my God, he killed Emily!
VICTOR, VICTORIA: You bastard!
FINIS: (Singing, sees Nell) I like big butts and I cannot lie!
MAUDELINE: (Wacks Finis with a stick) Finis! You perverted cheater!
WILLIAM: That's OUR theme song!
EMILY: It's my eye, isn't it?
VICTOR: No. Your eye is... lovely (Nose grows.)
EMILY: You little liar!!!
"Victor: cracks knuckles takes a deep breath Here we go! A one, and a two, and a three...!
(Starts playing "Hot Cross Buns")"
Victor, upon waking up in The Land Of The Dead:
"Did I die and go to Smurf heaven?"
VICTORIA: Music is improper for young lady. Too passionate Mother says.
VICTOR: You haven't been visited by the Angel of Music is all.
( Victoria's in her room.)
VOICE: I am your angel of music... come to the angel of music...
VICTORIA: Are you my Angel of Music?
PHANTOM: Yep. Now, come to the angel of music... I am your angel of music...
VICTOR: Who the hell is that?
PHANTOM: The angel of music!
VICTOR: Oh. God. Now he's gonna give her the Christine Daae treatment.