Victor: Tommorow we are to be m….mmm…mmmmm.

Victoria: moved?

Victor: What no! m…..mmmm………

Victoria: Melted?

Victor: noooo! You know what I mean mmmm…mmmm.

Victoria: Mango's?

Victor: No

Victoria: Manipulated

Victoria: What the hell are you on about?

Victoria: (quietly thinking) erm…. Marooned?

Victor: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Not again. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (runs out screaming)

Victoria: Oh Married! That's it! Damn those drugs.

Barkis Bittern: Can a heart still break after it's stopped beating?

Emily: Technically no but it feels like it is.

Barkis: (stares and blinks slowly) That's what i meant stupid. Why did i marry you?

Emily: You didn't.

Barkis: I can see why.

Victoria Everglot: What if Victor and I don't like each other?

Maudeline Everglot: Hmpf! As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I like each other?

Victoria Everglot: Surely you must, a little.

Maudeline Everglot, Finnis Everglot: Maybe just in bed

Maudeline Everglot:But your father keeps leaving crums when he's eating crackers in bed.

Finnis Everglot: And your mother is hard to please because...

Victoria Everglot: O.K to much information. Daughter in the room guys.

(Victor painting the butterfly)

VINCENT PRICE: Vincent Malloy is 7 years old...

VICTOR: WHO'S THAT? I'm not Vincent Malloy! And I'm not 7 either! More like 20!

VINCENT: Um, who's alway's polite and does what he's told...

VICTOR: Yeah right. Now get out of here!

VINCENT: For a boy his age is considerate and nice...

VICTOR: You'e asking for it...

VINCENT: But he wants to be just like Vincent Price.

VICTOR:( Suddenly in a robe and have a pipe.) Wow. AND I DO NOT WANNA BE LIKE YOU!

VINCENT:He does'nt mind living with his sister dog and cats...

VICTOR: Don't have a sister, my dog died and never had cats!

VINCENT: But he'd rather share a home with spiders and bats..

VICTOR: No way! I hate spiders and bats!

( Keeps going on until the end)

VINCENT: Vincent's voice was soft and slow while he quoted The Raven from Edgar Allen Poe...

VICTOR: My soul from that shadow... DIE VINCENT!!!( Turns into Texas Chainsaw Massacre guy. Hears chainsaw buzzing.)

VINCENT: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!

(Victor is in his room painting the butterfly. The opening gentle music plays. He seems like such an elegant nice young man. He finishes the painting, lets the butterfly out from it's glass and then...)

Victor: (with a gun) Die motherf----er, die!!!!!

Nell: (after getting in the carriage and it breaks) Oh bother.

(Nell and William are looking for Victor. Mayhew is driving the carriage. Suddenly, a rush of wind comes up)

Will: Bit of a foggy ol night, wouldn't you say my dear?

Nell: Oh, shush up. (they hear a slash)

Will: What was that?!

Nell: Oh, tis just Mayhew foolin' around.

Nell: (sticking her head out of the window) Mayhew, silence that blasted slashin'! (finds Mayhew driving without a head)

Will: What was it my dear?

Nell: Oh, nothin', just Mayhew without a head.

(they both look at each other and scream)

Nell: Wait a minute, he doesn't even have a neck.