Barkis: I swear, one more time Tim, one more and I quit!
Tim Burton: I promise it won't happen again. Alright, speed, marker, action!
Barkis: (grabbing Victoria) Sorry to cut things short but we must be on our way!
Victor: Take your hands off of her!
Barkis: Do I have to ki-(part of ceiling collapses on him)
Barkis: Damn it!!!!
Barkis: Hahahaha. (drinks the goblet)
Barkis: Blah! What is this!
Elder Gutknecht: Poison, what else?
Barkis: This isn't poison, this is pee!
Emily: How do you know what it tastes like?
Victor: Yeah!
Victoria: Yeah!
Barkis: Well, that's completely off point. I want to know who urniated in my prop?
Pee Wee Herman: Hahahahaa.
Barkis: You idiot!
Pee Wee Herman: I know you are but what am I?
Barkis: You're a pervert!
Pee Wee Herman: I know you are but what am I?
Barkis: You're in the wrong movie!
Pee Wee Herman: I know you are but what am- Hey now. Look at this. (shows Barkis his bike with a label on it)
Pee Wee Herman: Property of Tim Burton movies.
Barkis: You shut up!
Pee Wee Herman: You shut up!
Barkis: Make me!
Pee Wee Herman: I don't make monkey's, I only train em!
Emily: Really now, this movie needs to be finished.
Pee Wee Herman: Ah, do I love Corpse Bride. (bikes away)
Barkis: You'll be sorry Pee Wee Herman!!!!
Victoria: Who was that man?
Victor: Just some nut.
(Ending the movie, the picture flashes and a disturbing image appears. Then everything is back to normal)
Victoria: What was that?
Victor: Oh, it must be that guy who puts pornographic scenes into family movies.
Victoria: You know a guy who does that?!?
Victor(takes an absent expression): People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden...
Victor in the woods: With this hand I shall cup your... well maybe later.
( Nell getting into the carriage)
NELL: Jesus! They make the carriage doors too small!
Victor:I'm sorry Emily, but I can't be married to you, I'll kill myself.
(he kills himself but after he is still with Emily, only with blue skin, he realizes this is what its like to be dead)
Victor:Aw crap
Emily:now we really can be together, FOREVOR
Victor:Nooooooooooo, whatever
VICTOR: With this candle, I will set your mother on fire. PHYRRO VICTOR!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!( Lights stuff on fire. Then uses gasoline. Lights a bush on fire and pours gas on it. Explosion.)