-Wakes up-

VICTOR: OHMYGOD!!! (singing) MY FACE, SO DISDORTED, DEFORMED IT WAS HARDLY A FACE IN THAT DARKNESS...darkness...

EMILY:(Singing) But his voice filled my spirit with a strange sweet sound / in that night there was music in my mind...

VICTOR: THIS IS MY SONG YOU LITTLE PRYING PADORA! YOU LITTLE DEMON! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SEE? CURSE YOU! YOU LITTLE LYING DELILAH! YOU LITTLE VIPER! NOW YOU CANNOT EVER BE FREE!

EMILY: Damn you...curse you...

VICTOR: STOPPIT!

GALLSWELLS: Did you remember to bring the ring?

VICTOR: Yes.

-Takes out ring and Butters bursts in.-

BUTTERS:-As Gollum- Where's the precious?

VICTOR: This?

BUTTERS: I mean the movie.

-Cartman, Kyle and Stan burst in.-

CARTMAN: You cannot have the one movie, Butters.

VICTOR: Let me see...-takes movie- BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!?!?!? That's the most hardcore porno movie ever!!!

VICTORIA: And how would YOU know?

VICTOR: Uh... I read it in People magazine.

Nell Van Dort asks about Victor's marriage to Victoria, and their new house:

Nell Van Dort: How was it?

Victor: It was great. She showed me all the wallpaper and where everything is going to go.

Nell Van Dort: Well that's nice.

Victor: And then she brought me in the back room where she took all her clothes off.

Victor is walked in on by Victoria as he is playing piano, but Victor hides behind piano:

Victoria: Why are you hiding back there? You don't have to hide from me - I'm Victoria Everglot, your fiancee and I'm as harmless as cherry pie...

sees Victor come toward her

Victoria: Oh - I can see that I've disturbed you. I'll just be going now...

Victor: Don't go.

Victoria: sees his scissor hands Oh, my. What happened to you?

Victor: I'm not finished.

Lord Barkis Bittern- I haven't a head for dates.

Pastor Gallswells- Hmm, maybe that why your fiancee to have been is buried under 15 FEET OF TIGHTLY PACKED DIRT AND ROOTS!! The poor girl waited for you beneath that tree, hoping to find love, excitement, joy, and a life beyond any other. She could have had a lovely life with little Barkises and little Emilies running about and a handsome husband alongside her. And after that, those children could have headed straight to college to make something of themselves. With all of your money you could have both just enjoyed an early retirement. But no! You just wanted her money. So you'd killed her. She practically GIVES herself to you gift-wrapped...and you kill her. How are you going to live with yourself? How will you sleep at night without that lovely young woman that could have been a love alongside you in an expensive and tasteful home? You make me SICK, Lord Barkis. Now get out.

Finnis Everglot to Maudeline What is he babbling on about?

Lord Barkis Bittern- My GAWD, man! You're right! What have I done?! What can I do?!

Pastor Gallswells- To truly be forgiven of the callous deed which you have committed, you must find her body and put it to rest in a holy place. Take action now, while you have a chance.

Lord Barkis Bittern- bolts for the door

Pastor Gallswells- calling after him Not right now, you idiot! TOWARDS THE END, WHEN THE AUDIENCE SEES WHAT HAPPENS!!!

Victor Van Dort- acting as though nothing had happened Ummmm, okeydokey, then! Now is it "With this hand, I will..."?