VICTOR: But I don't even know your name.
MAGOT: That's a good way to start off a marriage.
EMILY:-Banging her head- Shut up!!! hhmmm...
VICTOR:...
EMILY: It's just the voice in my head.
VICTOR: Do you have a psychiatrist?
EMILY: Yep.
VICTOR: Who?
EMILY: The voice in my head.
at the dinner after the wedding of Victoria and Lord Barkis
Lord Barkis- Cultured, elegant, radiant...
Victoria- Oh, thank you, Barkis--
Lord Barkis- Oh shut up, Victoria, you know I don't mean a word of it!
VICTORIA: What if Victor and I don't like each other?
MAUDELINE: Like that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
VICTORIA: How else would've I gotten here?
FINIS,MAUDELINE:...
-Flashback to the 80s with Finis and Maudeline at an alcoholic party-
FINIS:-All tipsy- Eeeeehhhhhh... won the beer chuggin contest...
MAUDELINE: ...forever the vodka queen...
-Finis seeing Maudeline and sees her pretty.-
FINIS: Heeey, sexi...
-Maudeline sees Finis as a hot guy.-
FINIS: Hey, there...
-See 7 Minutes In Heaven-
FINIS: wwwannnnna go there?
MAUDELINE:...ssssuuuurrree...
-Go into 7 Minutes In Heaven and...-
-3 hours later-
SOME GUY:-Opens door- You're time was up a long... what the hell?
-That tommorrow morning. Finis and Maudeline wake up-
FINIS: So... much... partying... Don't remember a thing...
MAUDELINE: Why am I craving pickle and ketchup ice cream? And why am I bloating up?
FINIS: Oh. My. God...
MAUDELINE: WHY DID I DO THIS GUY?!?!?!
-Flashback done-
VICTORIA:-Eyes staring, jaw dropped-
MAUDELINE: It's not as bad as me and the screwdriver...
VICTORIA: LALALALALALALALALALALA
EMILY:-Chasing Victor- Victor darling? Where are you? I really need your help SSSOOOOOOOOOO BADLY!!!!!!!!
-Victor comes out of hiding place-
VICTOR:Okay, what? I could be running away now so make this good.
EMILY: Can you... paint my right hand nails?
VICTOR: Wha-?
EMILY: I don't wanna screw up on those ones like I always do. I'm right handed and I need help with that.