Victor:I love weddings! Drinks all around!
-Laughing while walking down hall.-
BARKIS: Hahahahahaha -snorts and coughs out a hairball- Gotta stop lickin myself
PICTURES:...
PICTURE1: Wierdo.
PICTURE2: Wow.
VICTORIA PICTURE: HE's my husband? Best make me marry the monkey!
-Barkis strokes the face of the Victoria picture-
VICTORIA PICTURE: Hey! Get your hand off me!
BARKIS: I'm caressing your face.
VICTORIA PICTURE: GET YOUR GODDAMNED HAND OFF ME BEFORE I SAY YOU'RE MOLESTING ME!!!
BARKIS: Alright, alright! Wait for the honeymoon.
VICTORIA PICTURE: SECURITY!!!!!!!!
(When the dogs are sniffing their butts.)
DOGGY: I like you.
SCRAPS: Let's get together later. If you know what I mean...
Mayhew-(wheezing and coughing)
Pastor Galswells- (walking onto set unaware of anyone for a moment, and he inhales the air) Ahhh, it's a pleasant relief to be away from lightsabers and risking my head getting cut off again. No more "Star Wars", no more "droid general", no more!
Mayhew- 'Scuse me, do you have a tissue?
Pastor Galswells- Oh, no! It's General Grievous! Again! Not the lightsabers! AAAAAARGH! I don't want my head cut off again!
Mayhew- What the--what're you talking about?
Pastor Galswells- Well, if you are pale, hunched over, you wear something on your shoulders and you cough all the time, then you must be Grievous! (packs case) I'm leaving! Peter! Vincent! Save me a spot, will you?
Barkis: Emily...but I left you. I thought you were dead.
Jim: (with his revolver) I didn't.
Victor/Barkis/Victoria/Emily: Who the hell are you?
Elder Gutneckt: When you want to return, just say the word "Hopscotch".
Corpse Bride: Hopscotch?
Elder Gutneckt: Yes. Hopscotch. Letters appear on screen as he says them. H-O-P-S-C--gets hit by a shoe, falls over Ow!
Corpse Bride: He sure is annoying.
Victor Van Dort: Yeah, annoying! Letters appear on screen as he says them. A-N-N-O-- gets hit by a shoe
-Barkis stabs Emily-
Victoria: Is she dead?
Victor: She was dead to begin with. Darn it! I gotta stop thinking I'm Ichabod.
-Victor's in the woods practicing his vows and he goes up to a circle of trees. One with a turkey on it, one with a clover, one and Easter egg, one a US flag, one a menorah, one a pumpkin and dum dum dum! A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!-
VICTOR: Oooohhh...
-Walks up to it-
VICTOR: So... pretty...-Opens door and falls in.-
VICTOR: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Falls into Christmas Town.-
VICTOR:-singing- What's this? What's this? This colour everywhere? What's this? These white things in the air? What's this? I can't believe my oh wake up Victor this isn't fair! What's this? What's this?
-Bumps into Jack-
JACK: This is my song.
VICTOR: Can I have the Town Meeting one?
JACK: Fine. And here's your copyrights for it.
VICTOR: How about the What's This reprise?
JACK: Go head.
VICTOR: And the kiss with Sally?
JACK: Don't push it.