Victor: "With this ring, I ask you to be mine."

Puts ring on finger which turns invisible.

Victor: Huh?

Voice from beneath the snow: My precious!

Victor: What's going on?

Emily: (O.S) Psst, Victor!

He turns to see Emily's hand out of the snow and trying to get his attention.

Emily: (from beneath the snow.)I'm over here. The song says "I am under an oak tree."

Victor: Well, then who's this?

(Takes off ring, finger becomes visible. He pulls something out of the snow. It's Gollum.)

Victor: What are you doing here?

Gollum: We were looking for our precious.

Smeagol: No we weren't. We were standing in.

Gollum: Too tricksy it is.

Victor looks at the ring.

Victor: All right! Who's the wise guy who gave me the invisible ring?

Looks at Pastor Galswells.

Galswells: Don't look at me. I only sound like Saruman.

Emily pulls herself out of the snow.

Emily: OK. That's it. Will somebody get my agent on the phone? I don't believe this.

Tim Burton: Cut!

Galswells: I believe I know the thing to do. Let's get some sea-salt ice cream.

Victoria: Huh?

Galswells: Oh. Why do I always do that?

Barkis: Do I have to kill you too?

Victor: No. You need to bring me flowers mate. Oops! I forgot that wasn't my voice in that game.

Victor:SingsBright eyes...

Emily:Dude...WE HAVE BIG EYES! NOT BRIGHT! B-I-G! BIG!

After dealing with Barkis

Emily:Now we can all live happily ever after!

Victor:Have you considered the loss of virginity?

Victoria:What's a virginity?

Emily:OO

Victoria:Just a moment...

10 minutes later

Victoria:I searched for virginity on google. But all I got was pictures of ladies and gentlemen with no clothes on.

Victor, Emily:OO

Pastor Galswells (bursting in on the wedding ceremony wearing a dress and a long black wig): Enough of this nonsense! Come along, Master Van Dort! It's time for you to keep your appointment with the wicker man!

Victor: Appointment? What appointment? And who is the wicker man?

Galswells: You'll meet him soon enough, young man. I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter. (recognizes ring on Emily's finger) What's this? The ring? NO!! You're not...you didn't...tell me you have not consummated this unholy union!

Emily glances at Victor and nods shyly

Galswells: DAMN! Where will I find another sacrificial virgin at this ungodly hour?

Victoria: Wait a minute. This isn't in the script. TIM!!