-When Barkis stabs Emily-
VICTORIA:-Out of nowhere wearing a red and blue hat- Oh my God! He killed Emily!
VICTOR:-Wearing a green hat- You bastard!
EMILY: Hem... I'm dead?
Emily turns into butterflies
Victor:WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I'll never see her again!
Victoria:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I couldn't even be friends with her!
Emily is standing around the corner
Victor, Victoria:OMFG, you didn't disappear!
Emily:Special effects, anyone?
-Maggot and Spider are singing. Suddenly Victor bursts in.-
Victor: How the hell can you talk? You're friggin' bugs for crying out loud!
Maggot: Uh, I had the surgery.
Emily: WTF?
Elder Gutkneckt: Okay, here's the spell.
-He cracks open egg. Giant raw egg spills all over Victor's head.-
Victor:(Sputtering)What the hell?! Are you beep insane?!
Emily: How does your beard stay on?
-End of the movie. Emily's body transforms into a bunch of writhing snakes.-
Victor: Aaaaggghh!! Snakes!
Victoria: Run away!!
-They do.-
-Maudeline and Finis walking down the stairs-
FINIS: Everything must be perfectAAA!!!!!-Falls, more like rolls down the stairs knocking Maudeline down and then they're on top of eachother.-
VICTOR, NELL, WILLIAM:-After coming in-...
WILLIAM: Maybe we came at a wrong time...
NELL: Yeah, we'll come when you're not, um, busy...
Victor: Wait. I made a promise.
The Corpse Bride: You kept your promise. She's safe, just like you promised. She's all set to marry Barkis, just like she promised. And I get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Victoria, who is in fact, a woman.
Victor: Wait..
Maudeline Everglot: It's a terrible day for a wedding
Victor Van Dort: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
Victor Van Dort: But I don't even know your name.
Emily: Emily...Turner
Elder Gutknecht: Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
Emily: What kind of question is that?
Victor: No need to snap, just a question
-In the forest from the Land of the Dead.-
VICTOR: Okay, Emily, wait, right, here.
EMILY: Get me some ice cream while you're at it!
VICTOR: NO!
EMILY:-wimpering-
VICTOR: Chocolate or vanilla?