VICTOR: No, this was a big mistake. I would never marry you!
EMILY: Well f uck you then I hope you f uckin die!storms off and 5 seconds later comes back Sorry. We had our differences, but everything's cool now.
VICTOR: I still would'nt marry you.
EMILY: Well f uck you then I hope you f uckin die! storms off again
EMILY: With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty.pours poisen. For I wil be, will be...hmm... your cup will never empty, for I will be...
VICTOR: I will be your wine.
EMILY: That's it! For I will be your wine.
VICTORIA: Hey! You're supposed to stop him!
EMILY: Then I just realized I could give less of a crap about you!
: (holding Victoria hostage with a sword) Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way! Hahahaha! Get it? I said "cut things short", and I'm holding a sword, and I said that cuz swords cut things and uhhhh... (crickets chirping) Whatever. You people suck.
"Who's this?
Who's this?
She's standing in this room.
Who's this?
She's flirting with my groom.
Who's this?
I think I'm getting angry now,
I think we're going home now.
All I have to do is say the magic word, 'Hopscotch!'
WHO IS THIS?!!?"
Emily: Have you ever seen a human heart?! It looks like a fist wrapped in blood!!!
Victor(off screen, distant): I have to return some videotapes. . .
Emily: Hello Victor. Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around nine, that would be great. Oh, oh, yeah. . .I forgot. I'm gonna also need you to come in Sunday too. . .
EMILY: Yeah if you get a chainsaw or a knife or soething like that out.
BARKIS: Good point.
Victor: Hello? You're supposed to attack me and I cower in fear. Oh well.
-Gets Caribou.-
-Three hours later and goes back and Emily's still standing there.-
Victor: Um... Okay... -gets pizza.-
-Goes back the next day-
Victor: What the frick...
-She tips over and is apperantly a cardboard statue thing-
Victor: ...