A/N: Ya I know I havent posted here in a REALLY long time but now I have time so here we go. Few more chaps till the end
BJ: Mrs. Landers was a health nut she cooked food in a wok
Mr Harris was her boyfriend he had a big fat...
Cock-a-doodle-doodle the rooster just won't quit
I won't eat my breakfast because it tastes like...
Shih-tzus make good housepets they're cuddly and sweet
Monkey's arn't good to have because they beat their...
Meeting in the office there's a meeting in the hall
The bossy wants to see you so you can suck his...
Ballase was a writer he lived with Alan Dunt
Mrs.roberts did'nt like him cause she's a big...
Contaminated water can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your...
Dictate wha I'm saying for it will bring you luck
GALLSWELLS: Did you remember to bring the ring
VICTOR: Uh, hold on a minute,
-Goes to a toy ring despencer and gets a little ring-
VICTOR: Here it is!
VICTORIA: This is fake!It ain't real ruby and it's supposed to be diamond! DIVORCE! DIVORCE! DIVORCE!
VICTOR: And this my children is a perfect example women like these are high maintnence
BJ: Give me a listen you corpses of cheer Someone gives him a slip of paper A request from "Slim Jim" about singing Stevie Nicks Edge of Seventeen. Hit it boys.
BONE BOY: -plucking at base-
BJ: Just like a one winged dove
BOTH: Sings a song
just like she's singing
whoo...whoo...whoo...
BJ:Just like a one wing dove
BOTH:Sing a song just like she's singing ooo
BJ:Baby
BONE BOYS: Ooo
BJ:Said ooo...
VICTOR:-Wearing Stevie Nicks merchandice and wearing those foam hands- STEVIE NICKS OMG!!!!! I'M YOUR #1 FAN!!!
Galswells: Bring out your dead!
Victor: Here's one.
Galswells: Nine pence.
Emily: I'm not dead.
Galswells: What?
Emily: I'm not dead.
Galswells: She says she's not dead.
Victor: Well she will be soon. She's very ill.
Emily: I'm getting better.
Galswells: I can't take her like that. It's against regulations.
Emily: I think I'll go for a walk.
Victor: You're not fooling anyone you know.
Emily: No wait Galswells. I was only kidding. I actually am dead.
Victor: I've never wanted to do such a lame sketch. I've always wanted to be a LUMBERJACK!
Victoria: And I thought you were so rugged.
-Maud's dress is on fire and Barkis douses it out and bacon also falls out of the wine.-
Maudeline: Why was there BACON IN THE WINE?!?!?!?!!!?
Barkis: I made it myself!
-At the end when Barkis died-
Victor:-Picks up empty wine bottle- Why is the rum always gone?-burps and tastes the wine in his mouth- Oh, that's why.