Barkis: (holding Victoria hostage with a sword) Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way! (The Bad Pun Police arrives with their siren and shoot out both Barkis's knees.)
Barkis: AAAHHHHH, sssss!! AAAHHHHH, sssss!! AAAHHHHH, sssss!! AAAHHHHH, sssss!! AAAHHHHH, sssss!!
Bad Pun Policeman: Yes! I did it! I finally shot someone's knees out! And in a church, too!
Emily: No! You're married to ME! She's the other woman! -sobs-
Elder G: She's got a point.
Victor: -irritably- Shut up. No one asked you.
Victor: I would never marry you!
-silence-
Emily: -bitch slaps Victor-
EG: CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!
Barkis: -drinks poison- Hmm... this is some quality cherry juice.
EG: Cherry juice? That's poisin.
Barkis: Read this bottle right here -bottle says Cherry Juice-
EG: I'll be damned! So if that's the cherry juice, then the refreshment punch must be...
-Victor is getting himself some punch-
Everyone: VICTOR! NO!
-It's too late. He drinks it and then starts to puff out and sputter and explodes-
-silence-
Everyone: Hahahahahahahhahahaha! That's a good one
Emily: Crucio! Wait- wrong movie, sorry.
Victor: Hello. My name Victor van Dort. You killed my bride-to-be. Prepare to die.
-Corpse bride rises from the ground-
Victor: Oh bugger
Elder Godnicht: When you want to return say hopscotch
Emily: Hopscotch? Why hopscotch that is such a stupid word. I think you're past it mate!
-Emily standing outside the church. But instead of turning into butterflies, she is hoisted into the air, while singing.-
Emily: "Shake, Shake, Shake Senora!
Shake your body line!
Shake, shake, shake Senora!
Work it all the time.
Jump in the line,
Rock your body in time.
Okay! I believe you!"
-Victor and Victoria give each other wierd glances. -
Victor: I guess she did well on the science test.
-When he sees Emily playing the piano-
Victor: I'm sorry. I know what will cheer you up. -leaves for a minute and comes out in a banana suit.-

It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

Where he at he at he at he at

There he go he go he go he go

Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly

-Emily slaps him. He looks sad but then-

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

-Victor and Sally at the end on that one swirly hill and are about to kiss-
Jack: Hell no! No one takes my Sally poo! -pushes Victor off the hill-
Sally: But you don't understand! I love him!
Jack: Say wha-?!!?
Sally: And our relationship got stronger ever since last night...
Jack: OH…..MY…. GOD
Victor: you dont understand, shes dead. look! -shakes Emilys arm-
Emily -pulls back-: no im not
Victor: uh ya you are
Emily: oh ya I forgot.
Victor & Victoria: 00