-When Victor is clombing the vines up to Victorias' balcony, climbs half-way up, and falls off-
Victor: Ouch!
Victoria: What was that?!
Victor: . . .
Maud: Victor vanDort is gone child
-rumbling in the closet and Victor falls out-
Maud: Second that. But what is he doing?
Victoria: Wait 9 months and then you'll find out
(after Victor ends up in the land of the dead)
Victor: Oh Bugger
Emily: WRONG MOVIE YOU IDIOT!
Victor: I just couldn't resist mate
Emily: stop it STOP IT STOP IT
Victor and Emily's Wedding:
Mrs. Plum: Is this the little girl I carried...?
Maggot: When did she grow to be so taaaalll...?
Victoria: Victor loves ME!
Emily: He loves ME!
Victor: You're both wrong.
VictoriaEmily: Wha?
Victor: I'm in love...with LORD BARKIS!
Barkis: -gasp- OH VICTOR! WE'LL GO TO PARIS! SEE THE SIGHTS OF JAPAN! SAIL EVERY OCEAN AND TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD! We'll be just like Thelma and Louise! Together till the end!
Victor: -runs-
Barkis: -cry-
Gallswells: Learn your VOWS! -grabs light saber outta nowhere and slices Victor's arm off-
Victor: AAAAHHH DAMMIT, MAN! THIS IS NOT STAR WARS!!
Gallswells: Bugger...
Victor: With this hand I will...(bumps into alter)
Gallswells: Three steps! THREE! Th-reeeee!(Cheerleaders come out of somewhere)
Victor: Ooh they're hot!
(Victoria bitch slaps him)
Gallswells: Give me a T!
Cheerleaders: T!
Gallswells: Give me an H!
Cheerleaders: H!
Gallswells: Give me an...
Victor: I'm not that retarded!
Gallswells: That is the key word!
Victor:(storms off)
Widow Spider: Why so blue?
Emily I'm always blue you dumbass!
Widow Spider: Screw You
-When Barkis is revealed-
Emily: You!
Barkis: Emily...?
Emily: YOU!
Barkis: But I left you...
Emily:..For dead
-no reaction from the crowd-
-Emily and Barkis shrug-
Emily: -ahem- FOR DEAD
-no reaction-
Barkis: Hello! I killed this girl
Mrs. Plum: Oh, we knew that
Emily and Barkis: What!?
Victor: Yeah, we read IMDB before coming here
Emily and Barkis: ...Oh.