Em sleeps with the camera, so we don't get it. I had a REALLY good idea. I walked over to Edwards bed.

"Edward wake up!"

"Five more minutes." He mumbled helplessly.

"No now. I have a plan to get the camera away from Emmett." He shot up fast as lightning.

"What is the plan? Tell me now!" He was scared of Jasper. Funny.

"This will involve whip cream, him in a bikini, a different video camera, make-up, feathers, Stilettos, a wig, and a teddy bear." When I finished, Edward looked surprised, confused, and shocked.

" He likes my friend Rose." is all I told him. He still seemed confused.

"How did you know Emmett was a heavy sleeper?"

"Watch." I said. I went over to Em's bed sat on it and Yelled in his ear, as loud as I could, "EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He didn't budge. He just kept snoring. Then he started sleep talking.

"Rosalie." I stifled a giggle.

"I like cake." I started laughing really hard. I mean, he says Rosalie, then I like cake?

How random.

" One cup of sugar, two eggs."

"Edward, go get a different video camera. We can make two tapes. One of him sleep talking, the other of my plan." He nodded.

"Polar bears are cute."

" Come on! Get it through the hoop!"

" No momma. I want chocolate ice cream!"

"Oh no you di'int!"

" Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when they come for you, bad boys bad boys."

I bust out laughing at that. Edward had gotten all of this on tape. From Polar bears to the cops theme song.

" Lovin you is easy cause your beautiful."

"E-Edward-d th- this is t-the f-f-fun-niest-t thing-g I have ever se- seen-n!"

"M-me t-to-o!"

"Give me a sign, Hit me baby one more time." I was very surprised that Em didn't wake up with us laughing so hard.

"Dude!"

"Snap snap rainbow."

"Hey Edward, I think he's going through his 13 year old girl stage."

"Me too."

"Stitch not evil, Stitch fluffy!"

"Rosalie."

"I want your hot stuff baby!" At this point Edward and I were on the floor, tears in our eyes. After a while we calmed down, and were able to speak.

"Edward, I'm gonna go get dressed."

"This early?"

"Yeah. I don't want to go back to sleep. I'm not tired."

"Hold on." He grabbed me by my waist, and pushed me on the bed. Then he started to tickle the heck out of me.

"L-let m-m-me g-go!" I some how managed to say.

"Not until I get a kiss!"

"F-fine!"

"Okay." He stopped tickling me so I could kiss him. He leaned in and we kissed for about 5 minutes. I was the one who broke off first.

"I need to take a shower. Bye sweetie!"

"Mmhmm." I giggled, then I went and took a shower.