A/n: One more chap after this. Ill post the credits then
Emily: You! Barkis: Emily!
Emily: Barkis!
Victoria: Barkis?
Barkis: Victoria!
Emily: Barkis!
Barkis: Emily!
Victor: VICTOR!
All: Victor!
Victor: -sniff, sniff- I feel so unloved..
Victor: I want some questions!
-corpses snicker-
Emily: -slaps face- -mumbles- Great, he's ALREADY making a bad impression...
Victor: MUMBLER! Seriously, I cannot understand a wor-
Emily: -runs out in embarrassment-
(When they're in the Church and Maudeline Everglot's dress catches on fire)
Barkis: -pours wine on the flame, putting it out-
Maudeline: Oh good job, idiot. Now it'll stain!
Barkis: It's already burnt, you twit!
Finis: How dare you! Fetch me musket!
Maudeline: You and your stupid musket!
Nell: -continues to fan, even though the fire is out-
Maudeline: And for the billionth time, STOP FANNING MY DRESS!!!
-Victor starts practicing just outside the Everglot mansion-
Victor: With this hand, I will cup your--. Oh goodness no!
Barkis and Victoria see this through the window.
Barkis: I don't know about this one Victoria. Here's a little tip. If he gives you a stupid smile, that means he's picturing you naked.
Victoria slaps him.
Victoria: Get away from me you horrid, horrid man!
Victor: With this candle I will... set your mother on fire. Hey that ain't a bad add on that stupid bitch her yeah...
Elder G: The vows are binding only until death do you part
Emily: I don't understand
Elder G: Do I have to spell it out for you?!
Emily: Could you?
Elder G: Death has already parted you, you idiot!
Emily: Oh
Victoria: Victor is married to a dead woman.
Pastor Gallswells: It is you who are being put to the test. Oops! Wrong Tim Burton movie.
-After Town crier leaves-
Nell: Mystery women? He dosen't even know any woman!
William: Wha- What about Victoria? What about her mother? What about YOU?!