A/N - see, what did i tell you? updates soon! maybe i am turning over a new leaf of updating...... (Happy Almost Halloween everybody!)

7:01am - The Park

"Racetrack! You're late!"

"Only by a minute. Besides, Spot's not here either."

"But he called to tell me he'd be late."

"Dutchy, what are you wearing?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, what is that?"

"Oh! You mean this?"

"Yes!"

"It's just a little something that keeps the zombies from eating my brain."

"But it's just........oh my gosh how can you wear that?"

"I don't get why you're making such a big deal about it. I mean it's just a......"

"I know what it is. Where did you get it?"

"A store."

"No, really."

"You know what Racetrack. You're really harshening my Halloween mellow."

"What are you going to do about it?"

"I'M GONNA BLOG ABOUT IT AND I'M GONNA TYPE IN ALL CAPS! THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW HOW MEAN YOU ARE!"

"......what? Sorry, I just missed everything you just said. I was to busy staring at that thing."

"It keeps the zombies from eating my brain!"

"Who told you that?"

"Of course he did."

"What do you mean?"

"That thing won't keep zombies from eating your brain. Jack just wants you to look like an idiot."

"No. You just want the zombies to eat my brain."

"Zombies aren't real!"

"SHHHH! Don't say that. You'll only make them angry!"

"Sure, alright. Whatever..."

"Oh by the way I found the COOLEST gloves for you to use tonight."

"I told you already. I'm not going trick-or-treating

"BUT RACETRACK! WE NEED YOU! WE CAN'T NOT HAVE A BLUE POWER RANGER! IT'S NOT FAIR, YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN HALLOWEEN FOR ALL OF US!"

"I still don't even know what the rest of you are going as. For all I know, all of you guys could just be trying to make me look like an idiot."

"WE ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU! I'm going as the green power ranger. Spot's going as the red power ranger. Mush is going as the yellow power ranger, and you were SUPPOSED to be going as the blue one. But you're just too cool for school."

"Dutchy, we're talking about Halloween, not school."

"Ya, but Halloween doesn't rhyme with cool and I really wanted to use that phrase."

"Aww, poor Dutchy. Are you gonna go blog about it?

"YES I AM! AND IF YOU DON'T STOP BEING SARCASTIC I WILL HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH MY ZOMBIE DEFLECTOR!"

"You mean that.....thing?"

"Yes, my zombie deflector."

"It's not a zombie deflector! It's a -"

"RACETRACK YOU JUST WANT THE ZOMBIES TO EAT MY BRAIN AND I AM NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT!"

"Dutchy, I don't want the zombies to eat your brain. Zombies aren't real. And besides, if they were, they wouldn't just eat your brain, they'd eat all of you."

"They would?"

"Of course, why stop at the brain."

"OH MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT!"

"Ok....."

"I have to buy more zombie deflectors!"

"No...I didn't mean..."

"I'll call you later! BYE!"

"Dam, now he's going to be wearing more of those.....things."

A/N - :) there it is, chapter two. don't worry all those who want to know what happens next - the next chapter will probably be posted in like the next 10 minutes :)