21. In class, tell Snape you just got your first period and ask if he has something on hand you can use.
22. Show Harry the neat thing you got your mom for Mother's Day and ask to see what he got his mom.
23. Tell the Malfoys how their skins might benefit from a holiday to the tropics.
24. tell Ron you're dating Hermione
25. take away draco's hair gel
26. Replace the Malfoys conditioner with black hair-dye.
27. Give Harry a framed portrait of the Dursleys for his Birthday
28. Catch Lupin in a bad mood and ask him if its the wrong time of the month
29. Hey, Harry, your new defense against the dark arts teacher is a werewolf.
Harry: What?
AKV: Professor Lupin, he's a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
AKV: No, but Lupin is.
30. Harry: Show him a picture of you and your parents, and ask to see one of him and his
31. Ron: Tell him, "dude, Harry kicks your ass"
32. Hermione: "God, you're stupid"
33. Percy: Tell him that you think the prefect system is a waste of time and it would be better to just live without rules
34. Molly: Attempt to kill Ginny. And that's a fact.
35. Luna: Tell her that Crumple-Horned Snorkacks aren't real!
36. Tell Snape that you saw a picture of Lily and say that she is ugly as hell.
37. Kiss Hermione in front of Ron.
38. Pinch Voldemort's cheeks when he goes on one of his villan rants and go "awww isn't he precious".
39. McGonagall (M): Hey, Snape, I hear your keepers, pretty good this year, and uh, I wanna trade him for mine.
Snape (S): What?
M: I want to trade keepers
S: Let me get this straight...you want to trade oliver wood for my keeper?
M: Yes
S: You're giving me wood?
M: AHA! Gotach.
S: You little...AVADA KADAVRA!
40. Call Ginny/Lily/Mrs.Weasley/any redhead character a firecrotch
22. Show Harry the neat thing you got your mom for Mother's Day and ask to see what he got his mom.
23. Tell the Malfoys how their skins might benefit from a holiday to the tropics.
24. tell Ron you're dating Hermione
25. take away draco's hair gel
26. Replace the Malfoys conditioner with black hair-dye.
27. Give Harry a framed portrait of the Dursleys for his Birthday
28. Catch Lupin in a bad mood and ask him if its the wrong time of the month
29. Hey, Harry, your new defense against the dark arts teacher is a werewolf.
Harry: What?
AKV: Professor Lupin, he's a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
AKV: No, but Lupin is.
30. Harry: Show him a picture of you and your parents, and ask to see one of him and his
31. Ron: Tell him, "dude, Harry kicks your ass"
32. Hermione: "God, you're stupid"
33. Percy: Tell him that you think the prefect system is a waste of time and it would be better to just live without rules
34. Molly: Attempt to kill Ginny. And that's a fact.
35. Luna: Tell her that Crumple-Horned Snorkacks aren't real!
36. Tell Snape that you saw a picture of Lily and say that she is ugly as hell.
37. Kiss Hermione in front of Ron.
38. Pinch Voldemort's cheeks when he goes on one of his villan rants and go "awww isn't he precious".
39. McGonagall (M): Hey, Snape, I hear your keepers, pretty good this year, and uh, I wanna trade him for mine.
Snape (S): What?
M: I want to trade keepers
S: Let me get this straight...you want to trade oliver wood for my keeper?
M: Yes
S: You're giving me wood?
M: AHA! Gotach.
S: You little...AVADA KADAVRA!
40. Call Ginny/Lily/Mrs.Weasley/any redhead character a firecrotch