A/N

Hello again

New chapter, MWAHHAHAHAHAHA

Of course, I am currently putting of all my very important homework to write a crackfic… well, I guess that's the price I must pay for entertainment.

Anyway, this is a continuation of the last chapter, the rest of the day and how it unfolds. Ah fun.

Disclaimer: I own… well I'm sure I own a flashlight. But i don't own Pokemon, Pigeons or Potions… okay I own potions but don't tell anyone.

WARNING: okay, yes, violence, swearing, innuendo. But come on, crackfic.

Chapter 4: Detention v Double Potions

"Hurry up would you?" said Ella impatiently. "I have a motto, too slow and I'll ditch you… unless I'm too lazy to ditch you… which I am so hurry up!"

Aqua and Willow stopped chasing the pigeon and Serena and Ella began to walk up the steps toward the entrance hall.

"But it's a pigeon!" said Willow.

"Yeah, that you've been chasing around for five minutes. I'm hungry; we can come back and chase the pigeon when we have food." Said Ella.

"I hope they have strawberries…" said Aqua.

"Wh-?" almost-asked Willow

"Don't ask." Said Serena as the four girls rounded into the Great Hall.

And Ella immediately turned back around.

"Er… Ella… food…" Willow reminded her.

"But there are too many people." Complained Ella.

"This is true… but they have grapes... and cashews..." said Willow grinning.

Ella turned back around.

"Okay, grab what you can and then get out, I am not eating in here." Said Willow, looking around.

"Why not?" asked Serena.

"Well for one thing, there are no pigeons. And there are way too many annoying people… " said Willow, grabbing some fried rice

"Plus me and Willow have a free next period, so we can just stay outside." Said Ella, picking up some grapes.

"He he, pigeons. Serena, lets to feed the pigeons strawberries!" said Aqua.

"Whatever, we have a free next too, we may as well get away from the rest of the school." Said Serena.

"Hey, wait a minute." Said Ella, walking over to the Gryffindor table.

"So… can I copy your homework?" some blonde girl asked Angie.

"…no?" asked Angie.

"Oh, come on Fistface!" whined the blonde girl.

"Hey Angie, come on!" said Ella. "You said you'd come meet us."

"I did..."

"Yup…"

"Okay." Said Angie getting up and leaving the blonde girl to torture someone else.

"Why is she asking her to come?" Aqua asked Willow as Ella and Angie walked over.

"Because she's Angie." Said Willow.

And so the five girls went to find somewhere to sit. Walking out into the busy courtyard they quickly turned and walked up a flight of stairs onto a completely deserted balcony.

Well… almost completely deserted.

"Oh My God."

"No." said Willow.

"Not again…" said Ella.

"What?" asked Serena.

"Ella! Willow! Hi!" said Katherine Valentine. Serena raised her eyebrows.

"Want to sit with us?" asked Victoria Royal.

And that's when Willow noticed the three pigeons sitting on the roof opposite the balcony.

"PIGEONS!" she said, and her and Aqua immediately went over and sat down. Ella rolled her eyes as she, Serena and Angie followed.

"Fine then… I guess there are pigeons…" said Ella.

"Move it." Said Serena to Victoria and she sat down next to Aqua.

"Say please."

"No."

Victoria frowned.

""Er… Serena, Angie, Aqua, Victoria, Katherine…" Ell introduced. " Why do we know people who don't know each other?"

"I dunno… must be our awesomeness…" said Willow, trying to get the pigeons to come down of the ledge.

Angie sat down and threw some bread onto the balcony a few feet away.

That's when one of the pigeons flew down.

"HELLO PIGOEN!" said Willow, throwing some more bread. "Thank you Angie."

"The pigeons need names…" said Angie.

"Yes." Said Ella nodding.

"That one is greenfeet." Said Willow, pointing to the one of the balcony.

"But he doesn't have green feet…" said Serena.

"No, but he's greenfeet." Said Willow shaking her fist.

"Hello greenfeet!" said Aqua, throwing a strawberry at the pigeon.

"DON'T THROW STRAWBERRY AT GREENFEET!!!!!!!!!" said Willow.

"Hey, you guys know Pokemon?" asked Serena.

There was a chorus of yes from everyone, except Victoria.

"You don't know Pokemon?" asked Willow.

"How?" asked Ella.

"I mean, sort of do. There's Pickachu… and that other one… the turtle…"

"Squirtle…" said Serena.

"Yeah!" said Victoria.

"Oh-kay then… anyway… how about Pigeotto? For one of the pigeons." Asked Serena.

And then Pidgeotto came down of the roof onto the balcony.

"He he, he knows his name." said Angie.

"Hello Pidgeotto." Said Aqua, throwing a grape at the pidgeon.

"DON'T THROW GRAPES AT PIDGEOTTO!!!!!!" said Willow.

"Humm… that one is Pidge-pidge…" said Ella, pointing to one of the last two pigeons on the roof.

The other pideon flew down.

"Okay, sorry, that one is pidge-pidge."

"Hello pidge-pidge." Said Aqua, throwing a cashew at pidge-pidge.

"DON'T THROW CASHEWS AT PIDGE-PIDGE!!!!!!!" said Willow.

"Okay, what about the other one."

"Cakeface." Said Aqua.

"Aww, that's mean." Said Angie.

That's when cakeface flew down onto the balcony.

"But it seems to be his name…" said Serena, grinning.

~!#$%^&*()_+~ 4 seconds later ~!#$%^&*()_+~

"DON'T THROW CAKE AT CAKEFACE!!!!!!!!!!" said Willow

~!#$%^&*()_+~ meanwhile ~!#$%^&*()_+~

"Okay, now… how to get into the castle…" muttered Voldemort, standing outside the Hogwarts gates with Wormtail at his side. "Now that I have my wand-"

"Girly wand…" giggled Wormtail.

"Giggled the fully grown man." Said Voldemort mockingly.

"Shutting up boss."

"Now, as I was saying, now that I have my girly wa… NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! Now I'm saying it. Go and run a lap of Hogwarts for your… severe… misbehavior… or something of the sort." Said Voldemort, sending a few red sparks at Wormtail as he scuttled off.

"Humm.. get into the castle… get into the castle… I KNOW! I'll turn the gates into a tree!" said Voldemort. "Oh but… I can't climb trees…"

And that's when the Magic CoCoApple appeared

"Okay Voldy, I have two grenades and five atom… whatcha doing?" asked the Magic CoCoApple.

"I must get into this school!" said Voldemort

"Well.. I could help… but Ella and Willow wouldn't be happy…" said the CoCoApple.

"Ah but you would get to make more bombs…" said Voldemort.

"Okay, I shall come to the other dark side." Annouced the CoCoApple.

"Other?" asked Voldemort indignantly.

"Well Ella and Willow aren't exactly the good side…"

"Ah true…"

"But tell me, does your dark side also have cookies?" asked the CoCoApple.

"Oh yes." Lied Voldemort.

And the Magic CoCoApple turned over to the other dark side under false pretences.

~!#$%^&*()_+ After meanwhile ~!#$%^&*()_+~

"Neither of us have ever said sparkly purple dress…" said Katherine to Ella.

"Well no, but you see, my ears don't take in actual fashion terms, they just automatically translate into easier to understand statements." Said Ella, eating her last cashew.

"Well it might have been that purple sparkly dress that I was talking about the other day…" said Katherine.

"The one that goes with the sliver far too high heeled shoes?" squealed Victoria.

"See, now I just heard sparkly dress and far to high heels, and that can't be right…" whispered Ella to Angie and Victoria and Katherine began raving about some outfit or another.

"Erm, guys, free period ends in five minutes." Said Aqua.

"Damn." Said Serena as all the girls got up. "We have History of Magic." She said to Aqua.

"I'm in the class too." Said Angie.

"YAY!" said Aqua, hugging Angie and Serena.

"Ergh, we have potions." Said Ella.

"Oh yay." Said Willow.

"I think we have Arithmancy…" said Victoria.

"You actually took that class?" asked Serena.

"It's the hardest class you can take." Said Ella.

"Oh well that explains it." Said Willow. Victoria grinned.

"Hey, she forced me into it." Said Katherine. "And besides, she does the homework for me because she actually enjoys it."

"I can't even be bothered raising my eyebrows." Said Ella and all seven girls walked into the entrance, only to be cornered by Professor McGonagall.

"These are the culprits." Said a voice from behind the Professor. It was the blonde girl that Ella had rescued Angie from earlier. "They did it."

"Who are you?" asked Serena.

"I'm Ivy, Ivy Daniels." Said the blonde girl.

"You poor thing, please tell me you don't have to share a dorm with her." Ella whispered to Angie.

"She's in the other Girls Dorm, thank god." Muttered Angie.

"What did we do?" asked Willow.

"Oh don't act dumb." Said Ivy.

"Ms Daniels believes that you girls were behind turning the clouds in the green hall green with pea pods and having it rain peas and purple liquid I can only assume was cordial." Said Professor McGonagall curtly. "I'm afraid you will be cleaning the Great Hall for the rest of the day, unless you have some sort of alibi's."

"No, we did it." Said Serena. "Little practical joke for the start of the year."

"What??" said Victoria, practically screaming.

"You guys want to get out of Potions?" muttered Serena.

"Yup, it was us." Said Willow quickly.

"Yeah, completely us." Said Ella, trying to so grin.

"Yeah, I helped." Said Angie, having to desire to join Ivy in History of Magic without Serena and Aqua.

"They helped to." Said Serena quickly, pointing toward Victoria and Katherine.

Katherine shrugged. "Yeah okay."

Victoria was to shocked to speak.

"Very well girls, into the Great Hall, you will find everything you need there to clean, and no magic." Said Professor McGonagall, ushering the seven girls into the Great Hall, as they handed over there wands.

"Bye Ivy." Said Angie.

"Have fun in History, without Angie's help that is." Said Serena evilly. Ivy's face dropped as the Great Halls' doors slammed.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!? MY PERFECT RECORD, RUINED!" exploded Victoria.

"Oh come on, everyone has to have detention once, and McGonagall had no choice but to make us clean this now, everyone has to eat in a few hours. This almost never happens; we get to skip class for detention." Said Serena happily.

"But this is going to take us hours!" complained Victoria, looking around at the mess.

"No it's not." Said Ella grinning.

"Huh?" said Katherine.

"MAGIC COCOAPPLE!" shouted Willow.

"Yes?" said the CoCoApple.

"Can you…" asked Ella, looking around the Hall.

And CoCoApple magic cleaned the Hall.

"Awesome." Said Willow.

"Thanks." Said Ella grinning.

"No problem." Smiled the CoCoApple as he disappeared.

~!#$%^&*()_+~ Instantaneously soon ~!#$%^&*()_+~

"Did you do as they asked?" asked Voldemort.

"Yes, they trust me." Said the CoCoApple.

"Good. MWAH HA HA AHA HA HA HA HA." Cackled Voldemort.

He then coughed.

"Damn, I have to work on that…"

And that's when Wormtail got back from his run.

A/N

And there is my wonderfully new chapter.

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LIST OF DOOM

A) he he, pigeons. Who doesn't love pigeons? I pity that person.

2) Snipe isn't back yet, it's a travesty.

iii) Ivy Daniels, who else thinks they are going to hear her name again?

D) THE COCOAPPLE IS THE OTHER EVIL! AHHHHHHH!

Well, I shall update soon ish, but once again, don't hold me to that.

GIANT GREEN WOMBAT

~ LilyRose xD