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A/N: I'm sorry for the big absent, but here's a new chapter! And I'm not done yet, so stay tune for more.
Mario & Sonic II : World Heroes
Chapter Fourteen
Monkey See, Monkey Do
Sonic was now running full speed, charging at Dr. Kong in a bluely blur and was getting ready to launch an attack of his own. "I hope you're ready, you smug, Kong, doctor...Uh...dude…Uhh, like person…Cuz you're going down to the GROUND!" he chuckled.
As Sonic maintained his current speed, Dr. Kong just stood smirking sinisterly, as he slowly placed his arms behind his back. "…Muhahahaha…Is he really serious?" he then looked up at Sonic and shook his head. "Humph, of course he is, I mean, he is a simpleton after all!" he whispered.
Sonic finally landed in front in of Dr. Kong and immediate went on the attack. "Homing Attack!" Sonic echoed, as he attempted to ram into the evil Dr. Kong. "Let's see you stop this!"
However, the insidious Kong performed a handstand and started spinning on his back neutralizing Sonic's attack. "Humph, how so juvenescent. Such a pompous attack couldn't possibly hope to stop me..." Dr. Kong then stopped spinning, catching Sonic in the middle of both of his feet.
"Err…Wah…What's going on?" Sonic spurted out from inside his ball state. "Hehehe, if you actually think by doing this can keep me contain, then I'm sorry to inform you this: you have another thing coming!" he smirked. "Check this out, dude!"
Sonic then started spinning around in place at tremendous speeds, while remaining in the middle of Dr. Kong's feet. "Ready…" A light-blue glow was beginning to emit from Sonic's body as he continued spinning. "Last chance, dude! If you don't want to become roadkill, then I suggest you releasing me!" Sonic snickered.
"Humph…Nah, I'm a daring kinda Kong. Heh, I might just be willing to take that chance…Eh." Dr. Kong said smugly, while sniggering.
"Err! Suit yourself, dude, but it's your funeral…" Sonic sighed, before unleashing his assault. "GO!!!!" Sonic then started swooshing downward...However, he quickly found himself not going anywhere. "Wah…What the? I-It didn't work?!"
"Well, of course it didn't! You didn't actually think that such an absurd technique could harm me?" Dr. Kong chortled. "By the way, if I can remember correctly...Did you not say I couldn't keep you contain?" he then looked at Sonic and smirked. "...Humph, so much for that statement, right?"
Dr. Kong then started laughing all hysterically. "Dude, this isn't funny! Stop laughing at me and Leggo!" he gruffed, as he flailed about inside his ball form.
Dr. Kong just smirked, while looking up at Sonic. "Heh, if you insist, you idiotic muskrat!" He then applied pressure to Sonic's curled up form, by squeezing both of his feet together, thus popping Sonic out like a cork.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Sonic yelped, as his body was now fully visible. "Err...I-I can't move...I need to find a way to get lose from his maniac..."
"Maniac?...That's what you think of me?" Dr. Kong smirked. "So, I'm a maniac for trying to realize my dreams of becoming supreme ape of the world?"
"Yep, dude...That pretty much sums up exactly what you are!" Sonic growled. However, Dr. Kong just chuckled, much to the chagrin of Sonic. "And what in the heck is so FUNNY?!"
"You. You're so foolish." Dr. Kong smugly said. "It almost saddens me to have to fight a creature with such low level of common sense."
"What? I don't know what you're trying to imply, but I know I don't like it!" Sonic exclaimed. "So give us all a favor and stop yapping in riddles."
"Riddles?" Stuffwell murmured under his breath, while looking around the room with this weird expression on his face.
"…Then allow me to enlighten you: perhaps if you came up with preferable insults, then maybe I probably would feel a bit more deterred." Dr. Kong then shrugged his shoulders indifferently, before grinning. "…But then again...that's probably asking too much from you."
"WHAT?! Are you…You're making fun of me, aren't you?!?!" Sonic snarled.
However, Dr. Kong just tossed Sonic far away from him like a baseball. "Hopeless..." he sighed.
"YAHHHHHHH!!!" Sonic yelped, before crashing into a wall.
"Humph. Well, that takes care of that oaf." Dr. Kong chortled. "Now to take care of the..." But, before he could finish his statement, Dr. Kong heard some kinda noise in the background. "Hmmm...W…What was that?" he muttered turning around.
Suddenly, Donkey Kong came bursting outta the wall Dr. Kong send him earlier and was now charging wildly toward him. "*Gasp* Wah...H-How could I forget?!" he yelped, trying to cover his face.
However, Dr. Kong defenses had no effects, as Donkey Kong went into full rampage mode and slammed his fist repeatedly into his face, sending the maniacal ape smashing through many walls in the compartment.
Dr. Kong crashed hard into the ground. "Errr...I should of known he would got a couple of lucky shots in!" he moaned, dusting the debris off himself.
Sonic quickly flipped outta the hole and headed over to DK. "Cool! Nice to see ya back up and moving." DK just grinned, while rubbing the back of his head.
"Alright dude, I just came up with the most awesome of ideas..." Sonic chortled, leaping on DK's arms. "Alright, check it, I want you to pick me up and aim me toward that wall. I can do the rest!"
Donkey Kong nodded as he lifted Sonic above his head and started targeting him toward the hole in the wall. "...Now!" Sonic yelped, curling up in a ball.
DK then tossed Sonic through the air causing him go to spiraling right through the walls, heading right toward an unexpected Dr. Kong. "Here we go!!!!" Sonic yelped, blazing through the holes.
"How...annoying...To be outmaneuvered by such a lowbrow tactic…and to top that all off, now I have these unsightly holes in my wall!!!" Dr. Kong grimaced in anger. "HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO REPAIR THOSE HOLE?!" he then crossed his arms and murmured. "I'm a scientist...not a maintenance man..."
Dr. Kong was still moaning and groaning, when he heard some kinda whistling noise coming toward him. "Huh…What's that distinctive noise?" he then looked toward the hole and saw Sonic whirling right out of it. "Egad!!!!!" he gasped, as Sonic land right in front of him.
"Hehehe...Missed me, dude?" Sonic chuckled, flipping before popping out his ball. "Swift Kick!" he yelled, kicking the Kong up in the air.
Suddenly, Donkey Kong came leaping through the air slamming both feet into Dr. Kong sending him stumbling backwards.
"Whoa…Even I didn't see that coming…But you know what they said, ya just have to make due with it!" Sonic chuckled, adding his own pain with a nicely timed Homing Attack. "Take that dude! Eat my dust!"
Dr. Kong quickly regained his balance shouting. "Ahhh...How annoying..." he then sneered. "You'll die, you'll all die for this, you insects!" After swatting Sonic away, the nefarious ape then pulled out what appeared to be a ray gun. "Hehehe! Maybe when I de-evolve you all into apes you'll finally grasps my glorious plans!"
"Uh...I'm a suitcase, Sonic is a Hedgehog, and Donkey Kong is already an ape? So, how could you possibly de-evolve us? Better yet, why would you even consider doig something so...uh...stupid?" Stuffwell, who just walked into the room everyone else was in, asked, distracting Dr. Kong.
Donkey Kong snuck up behind Dr. Kong restraining him with his arms. "Uh...Maybe you guys should check on Mario! You might not want to see what about to happen!" Stuffwell muttered warning of a brutal interrogation scene.
Meanwhile Mario, Shadow and Silver had finally made it back to the castle after retrieving the World Ring that was in Tutankoopa's possession. After successfully defeating the tyrant sorcerer pharaoh, our other heroes decided to wait for the return of Sonic, Luigi and Stuffwell.
Just like per usual, things were getting restless at the castle and Shadow was staring to grow restless. "UHHHAAHHH! What the hell taking those idiots so long?!?!" he growled. "How hard could it be to find one measly ring?!?!"
Silver was just about to say something, but Princess Peach began acting strangely, as she started coughing. "Excuse me, Mario, but I need to step outside and get some fresh air!" Princess Peach then grabbed Perry from the corner and made a quick stroll outside.
"Well be careful, Peach! You never know when Bowser might try to pull something!" Mario yawned, leaning back in hammock ready to get some rest.
Silver immediately jumped up from his seat and cried. "I don't think this is wise, Mario! We should protect the princess at all costs!" However, Mario wasn't really worried, explaining that the Mushroom Kingdom's Courtyard was the most secure place Peach could be. "I guess so, Mario…"
"Who cares? None of that other crap really matter!" Shadow huffed. "All that matters is that we get our hands on those remaining World Rings and squash that genie!" Shadow growled sipping his hot cocoa. "...Which we could, if those RETARDS weren't taking their sweet TIME!!!!"
Suddenly a terrified screech was heard prompting Mario, Silver, and Shadow. "W-What was that?!" Silver blurted.
When our heroes made it outside, they saw three birds tying up Princess Peach. "Hehehe...On the orders of our master, the Dark Priestess, we, the Babylon Rogues, are taking this woman as our sole prisoner!" laughed the green hawk.
Shadow squinted his eyes, muttering. "J...Jet...The Hawk?" he stuttered, before continuing. "...W-Wah...What's a clown like him doing here?"
"Shut yer stinking yap, ya disgusting rodent!" Jet snarled. "Say, where's that blue fag, Sonic, anyways? I got a bone to pick with him. I'm ready to race that stinking good for nothing, cheater again?" Jet replied, while frantically looking around.
"Are they friends of your's Shadow?" Mario asked looking over at the black hedgehog, as Jet continued surveying around the area.
Shadow rolled his eyes and folded his arms while grumbling. "As if. Like I wouldn't associate myself with useless lowlifes such as Jet the Hawk..." he then continued, as he pointed at the other two birds. "Wave the Swallow, and Storm the Albatross!"
Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross seemed ready and willing to trade shots with Mario, Shadow and Silver. However, Wave the Swallow was more concerned with their mission and warned. "Come on guys we've already got the princess. Let's get out of here!"
"Are you kidding me, Wave? I'm about ready to make pancakes out of those lemurs!" Jet the Hawk chortled cracking his knuckles.
Shadow hated being denigrated, especially by some bird and he yelled. "Lemur! Who the hell are you calling a lemur you overstuffed pigeon!" Shadow suddenly disappeared with Chaos Control and reappeared in front of Jet, blasting him with a Chaos Spear. "Take that you glorified stoolpigeon!"
"Uhh...Looks like we've got no other choice, Wave! It's Clobbering Time!" Storm sighed before running toward Mario and Silver preparing to fight.
Back at Doctor Kong's laboratory, Stuffwell stood in front of a tied up Dr. Kong whose faces was all bloody and he had a major black eye and chortled. "Yeah, see I told ya it was gonna get nasty!" Sonic juggled the World Ring in his hands before Stuffwell took it away for safekeeping. "Now that everything is in order, how do we get out of DK Pass?
A gorilla wearing a bandana and smoking on a long cigarette walked into the room muttering. "If I may be of some assistance! The name's Funky Kong, baby!"
Another talking gorilla was surprising to Stuffwell, since their strongest warrior, Donkey Kong uttered not a word of English. "Funky Kong, eh?" Stuffwell muttered turning around watching the gorilla with long arms walk into the room.
"That's the handle, baby!" Funky Kong chuckled puffing on his cigarette. "So you babies caught Dr. Kong, huh?!"
"I-I am not done yet...My ambitions shall not be subjugated here..." Dr. Kong muttered. "This is merely a minor setback…N-None of you cretins will this island alive…"
"Oh, shut up. It's over man, you just need to face the facts." Funky chuckled, kicking Dr. Kong in the side. "Anyways, Cranky, he was bitchmade to leave you guys to do the two-step shuffle with him, but by the looks of things, I think it's safe to say that you guys took good care him before he could do anymore damage. Oh, if you guys wanting to get off DK Pass just use the B.F.C., baby!"
Sonic the Hedgehog scratched the top of his head groaning. "The B.F.C.? What does that stand for?"
"Big Fuckin' Cannon, baby!" Funky Kong said casually, as he began puffing on another Newport cigarette. "It'll blow your muthafuckin' minds away! It takes you wherever your heart desire!"
Stuffwell immediately chastised Funky Kong for his excessive cursing. "Hey potty mouth this fic is Rated T! That type of language will not be tolerated!" Funky Kong basically ignored Stuffwell walking up to DK and giving the ape some well deserved dap.
Sitting inside a room all by himself Luigi limped toward the door crying. "Hey...You guys did exactly what you said you wouldn't: You forgot about me!"
A/N: Until next time, later!