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Didn't expect "He is dead meat" will be loved!!!thanks guys..you really boost my morale.
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3rd KILL is here!!!!

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"He is dead meat"

By:

ellithea

3rd KILL:The Fight

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She knew this day would come.

The motherly captain ran some test on a petite shinigami and assured her that everything is fine.
She also said that the little Kurosaki is healthy which made the new mother happy.

"Ariagatou gozaimasu.. Unohana-taichou"Rukia said while bowing her head.

"Doitashimashite,don't forget to drink your vitamins and be sure visit me once a month it will help us monitor your condition."the kind captain reminded her patient.

"Of course ma'am...So I'll be off then.."she said turning away.

"Kuchiki Rukia-san"she called back

"Yes"she said while facing the lady

"Have you informed your brother...Kuchiki-taichou about this??"she questioned

"Uhmm...not yet...but..."she replied.
Well just thinking about it makes her shiver with fear..how can she say it to her perfectionist brother.
She just can't.
But of course she needed to.
If she explained correctly,Byakuya-niisama will understand right???right?Hey..guys...right???

May all the Gods help her on her impossible quest.

"I guess you need to find him and tell him the truth now."the captain said with that unfading smile.

"Maybe...uhmmm...I'll just find the right timing..."she said softly

"I suggest you get on with it...."she pause her smile faded,and here's the deal people when Unohana Retsu's ever sweet smile faded...hell just broke loose."Because Kuchiki-taichou is hunting down the father of that child..."she paused again a sadistic smile crept in her lips"Oh...he just caught the poor boy"

With that all the color vanished from Rukia's face.

Holy Shit.

Mistress.....Senbonzakura's pissed....she will kill hi---............

She didn't wait for Sode no Shirayuki to continue her morbid prediction.
She was gone in a Flash.
She prayed that Ichigo is just missing some arms and not his life.
It is the best she can hope.

Unohana-taichou failed to stop the rushing shinigami,she went inside her office and muttered"If things got worse I shall interfere...let's just watch for a moment until things..get interesting..."

Unohana Retsu had once again proven......
...........that she is one hell of a sadist.

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Byakuya's reiatsu flared.

Ichigo almost pissed in his pants.

"Byakuya,let's talk about this..."he shouted frantically,Senbonzakura's blade barely reaching his neck.

Kuchiki Byakuya,sixth division captain,28th head of the Kuchiki house is out for the kill.

"Further talk will be fruitless,kozo"he swinged his sword elegantly yet savagely.
He will not stop until a bit of a certain strawberry is visible.

"We will tell you I promise...we are about to tell you..."Ichigo blurted out clutching Zangetsu tightly his only means of survival.
The nobleman stop.A frown is visible in his handsome face.

"Kurosaki Ichigo..you touched my sister"he hissed

"I...we love each other...you cannot stop us..."he bravely declared,
but when he saw Byakuya's eyes narrowed dangerously coward-ness swallowed him alive
"but please don't kill me.."he said,still on the alert.

Master,he touched Kia-chan....I will shred that brat to million tiny bite sized pieces!!!!!Let me have him!!!Let me have him.....!!!!!!!

Senbonzakura is pissed,she loved Rukia as a sister and she as well as her beloved wielder is madly protective over her.
Without second thought Byakuya released another protective sibling.

Great.

"Chire,Sen---"he didn't finished,Senbonzakura scattered and attacked Ichigo.
He now concluded that pink is indeed scary and flowers can be used for murder,
flowers,a result of someone's death?Funny.
But too bad it is for his own murder case.

"Wha--- Byakuya please calm down!!!!"he yelled while evading the killer petals.
He evaded but Senbonzakura and Byakuya are determined to put the Strawberry and his blade to rest.
As was he was about to kiss his life goodbye he heard a scream.

"RUN!!!!!"the mother of his child yelled

Byakuya stopped and turn his gaze to his sister,Rukia.

"Rukia!!!"with that Ichigo ran for cover...behind the small frame of Rukia but he also knew,
that she held the impenetrable shield against Byakuya.

Safe at last.

"Nii-sama"all she said,as she walked towards Byakuya.

"Rukia...what is the meaning of this"he calmly asked Senbonzakura's petals surrounding him.

"Nii-sama,I'am pregnant,we love each other....we are getting married..."

She did it.

She had just dropped the bomb.

Byakuya's eyes twitched.

He can see the tomb of a certain strawberry,un-peacefully resting six feet under.

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(A/N:YeY!!!!!Thanks for sticking with Ichigo!!Only few chapters remaining,but I'am planning to write a sequel but I'm still thinking about it...what do you think????By the way thanks a lot readers!!!!Hey don't forget to review...tell me what you think!!!Every words really encouraged me to continue!!!!thanks everyone!!!see you next time for the 4th kill!!!!!-ellithea

PS:In here Senbonzakura is a girl..for more details read The hottest Zanpakutou who ever lived..it is full with a certain zanpakutou's interesting personality.....LOL)