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BLEACH is absolutetly Ellithea's favorite anime.
But Kubo-sama owns it.

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Ellithea here!!!!Here's the 4th installment of the He is dead meat fic..hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
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He is dead meat

by:

ellithea

4TH KILL:Dead meat

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Anybody would have thought that this day would come.

Kuchiki Byakuya knew it.
But the protective brother,even after 5 decades is still not prepared to let go.

"Nii-sama"Rukia said weakly.
But the noble only looked at her,his shikai's petals flying around him.

"We will tell you..."she paused"But..it seems that news travel..fast..."
she said while taking a lungful of air.

Nii-sama is pissed.

Ichigo may have pissed on his pants.

This isn't good at all.

What are her options?
a)Kneel down and beg for Byakuya's forgiveness?

Not quite.

b)Reason that they love each other and pray for Byakuya's compassion?

Maybe.

c)Abandon the strawberry and run for it?

Not an option.

Byakuya's reiatsu flared.
Rukia gulped.
She reconsidered.

She became a traitor.
Option C locked.

Maybe if she handed over Ichigo's head,her brother will calm down.

"Rukia.."the 6th squad captain calmy stated.

Rukia looked at her brother's gorgeous elegant face..
that is now devilishly handsome.
It was evident that he is angry.
If she were a fangirl maybe she will collapse but since she saw his beauty everyday,she is somewhat immune to his noble-ness.

"Hai..Nii-sama"she replied.

Byakuya looked at a cowering orange head.
"I'am not aware that you and that brat is engaged,or involved in any romantic relationship."

Ichigo managed to answer.
He needs to protect his life.
"We are not"
But it seems that he just managed to shorten it.

"Excuse me?"Byakuya raised an eyebrow,his hand twitching on Senbonzakura's hilt.

"Ichigo..baka.."Rukia murmured.
Is he insane?He can't tell her nii-sama that everything happened on...
........ the spur of the moment.

"UHH..I mean.."he retorted realizing that he had just added fuel to the fire.

"Be careful in your answer."Byakuya paused dramatically
"..Senbonzakura here."he said while sealing Sen back to her original sword form
"...is quite..upset.."he continued while tracing Senbonzakura's blade to emphasize the point.

"....uhmmm..well it just so happen..when we are drunk.."the mighty strawberry said.
Why does he have to grab that freaki'n opportunity to get Rukia..maybe the alcohol boost stupidity.

"You took advantage of Rukia's intoxication?Am I correct?"The usual calm and collected voice raised.

I can now picture the next scenes.
It's not at all..lovely.
Does Ichigo even have an insurance?

"Yes..I mean no...uhhh-oh..."he tried to redeem himself.
Kurosaki Ichigo thought of all the possible route of escaping.

'Beg for forgiveness?'

'Lick byakuya's shoes?'

'Use Rukia as human shield?'

'Tell hi---UH-oh...too late.'
he thought.

Run as long as there is a piece of land Strawberry!!!!!!!!!!!
Senbonzakura said maniacally.

The pinkish doom is here.

The flower of death is coming.

Taste the pretty fury.

"BANKAI...Senbonzakura Kageyoshi"

The end is near.I can almost taste it.

"Nii-sama!!!!"Rukia yelled.
The pink sensation is overwhelming

"Don't concern yourself with this brat."he looked at his sister's direction
"..Rukia...It will be over in a second..I shall make his body dust..so that he will vanish from my sight."
he stated coldly,so cold that it can revived melted ice cream.

"Byakuya!Calm down..please...It's not what you think it is."Ichigo tried to reason
If licking Byakuya's shoes can save him....
Then he will become the official licker of his shoes as long as he lived!!!

"Further talk will be fruitless"
then he commanded the killer petals to strike Ichigo down.

But the strawberry head won't lose that fast.
"Getsuga tenshou!!"

But Senbonzakura's petals gathered to protect it's master.
"Weak.."he said

Rukia's eyes widen.

Will she be a widow?

Will little Kurosaki be an orphan?

"Nii-sama!!!!Please stop!!"she begged.

Then the pink clouds swallow Ichigo alive.

.....1 second.......

.....2 seconds......

Now he's dead.

But wait...
It can't be...
Or is it?

Oh I still see bit of him...master...I want him pulvorized...
Byakuya's sadistic zanpakutou remarked.

Senbonzakura is one murderous bitch.

"Of course Sen..we shall erase him.."the wielder agreed.

What's with this 2?An evil duo?

"Whaaaa-------"Ichigo managed to catch the last word in Byakuya's sentence.
Here he is recovering from the pinkish nightmare,thinking that the 28th head of the Kuchiki name is satiated by his wounds.
But he is wrong.

Dead wrong.

God help him.

"Shukei...Hakuteiken"Byakuya decided to use his final move.

Death is near.
Pray to all the God's you know.

Little Kurosaki may not see his orange headed father anymore,it's all thanks to uncle Byakuya and aunt Senbonzakura.

"It is still beautiful"a kind voice said.

"Unohana-taichou.."Rukia eyes widen

"The most beatiful technique I've ever seen"she said,praising Byakuya's Hakuteiken

'Yeah right...Its beautiful,but it will be use as an accesory to murder,taichou!!!A strawberry's bloody murder.'
Rukia screamed in her head.

"Taichou!!Stop him please.!!"Rukia begged.
Maybe the motherly captain can stop this.

"I can't..It's family matters"she smiled back.

'Aren't you enjoying this too much?And whats with the white blanket you have there?
For wrapping Ichigo's lifeless body?Holy Shit.'
Rukia thought that the 4th division captain is a sadist.
Yup a sadist to the core.
But she will still bet on her chances
"Why are you here?Isn't it to stop them?"

Unohana Retsu smiled.
"Not quite.."

The hope that is dangling on the string snapped.

Kurosaki Ichigo,is done for.

Byakuya is in for the kill.

You one piece of an insolent strawberry...you have angered me...now feel my flowery fury.....
Sen said.

"You shouldn't have brandished that sword of yours in the first place..."Byakuya said.
"That should have remained inside your pants"Byakuya hissed.
"Final words??"he said while ponting his sword at Ichigo.

"I---am....sorry..??"Ichigo stuttered

A red gleam sparked in his eyes,and an evil grin crept in his face.

"Wrong answer.."

Then a flash of light.

"ICHIGO!!!!!!!!!"a blood curling scream can be heard.

He's dead meat.

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