Hello! I am back from my long hiatus to write ridiculously pointless stories. Yay! So here is said ridiculous story!
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Chat: Jon's Super Secret Hideout
Haildaking22: Teehee chatroom with myself! Ladeeeeedaaaaa!
Haildaking22: hm
Haildaing22: this was not quite as much fun as I thought
Purpleisprtty has entered the room
Purpleisprtty: o hai jon
Haildaking22: what??!! how did you get in here?
Purpleisprtty: magic.
Haildaking22: no fair!
Purpleisprtty: life's tough, get a helmet
Notactuallydeadguise has entered the room
Notactuallydeadguise: oh hello all
Haildaking22: WTF!
Haildaking22: THIS IS MY SUPER SECRET HIDEOUT! YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE!
Purpleisprtty: heehee
Notactuallydeadguise: ..alright then.
Purpleisprtty: who are you anyhoo?
Notactuallydeadguise: who aren't I, I think is the question
Purpleisprtty: ..no. it s really not.
Purpleisprtty: NOW WAIT JUST ONE SECOND.
Purpleisprtty: I RECOGNIZE THAT ORANGE FONT!
Notactuallydeadguise: blast! I knew I should have changed it!
Purpleisprtty: why won t you ever stay dead?? Are you jesus?
Notactuallydeadguise: probably. But that s besides the point! You won t foil me again, Alanna of Trebond!
Purpleisprtty: yes, i really will.
Notactuallydeadguise: OH?
Purpleisprtty: yuh. See, im the protagonist. You are the antagonist. That s how it works.
Notactuallydeadguise: ..well
Notactuallydeadguise: well!
Notactuallydeadguise has left the room
Haildaking22: im back from sulking!
Haildaking22: watd I miss?
Purpleisprtty: -_-
Purpleisprtty has left the room Haildaking22: rude!
Haildaking22 has left the room.
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Woot-sauce. That is all. Pleaaaase review. If you do, I'll make you a cookie. Spiritually. I promise. Fare thee well!