Disclamer: Don't own anything of SSBM.

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Mario: It's-a me-a, Mario!

Luigi: I'm-a Luigi, number one!

Marth: -.- Stop using your catchphrses. They are 15 years old… (not literally)

First letter is from Herr Worzzeck:

Allright. Now for an esoteric question:

Have any of the smashers seen any German opera. If so, who was the composer?

D.K.: YES! I love that!!!

Mario: yes, he-a watched it during I-a had to-a save Pauline a long-a time ago…

DK: Well, its cool. I think I saw… Mozart?

Mario: If you play SSBM, use a strong attack with DK and pause at the right time. He'll look-a like-a he's-a singing!

DK: -.- STFU! (kidnaps Peach again)

Mario: Oh-a no you don't-a! (Hits DK with a ridiculously large hammer)

DK: XP

Mario: Next-a question is-a from:WhirlWind5:

So, DK, why are you called Donkey Kong? I mean, I could understand if you were called Monkey Kong or Kong Master or something like that, but why Donkey Kong?

DK: uhh… maybe it was because Nintendo called me that? Or maybe it was because I had to fight a donkey to get a job as a Nintendo character…

Mario: OO

Marth: Next question is from: falcored:

I have a question for Falco. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? Also why does Nintendo make all girls in their vidoegames with blonde hair and blue eyes?

Falco: uh… let's find out, shall we? (grabs a lollypop from Fox's pocket)

Fox: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marth: oO

Falco: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 SNAP Oops, bit it. Guess 5, since I bit it in ½, and got to the center.

Fox: Why aren't your teeth broken or at least your beak? (Walks out)

Falco: I don't know! Next question is from LuigiRules512:

eww. if they are doing anything gay you are a sick, sick person. Incest is evil (spelling?)!

but I have another question.

Why does Mario seem think he is better than Luigi? cougheventhoughhe'snotbutthat'smyopinionLUIGIRULEScough.

I seem to have the same sickness as Marth.

Mario: We're-a not-a gays! And I don't-a think-a I'm-a better than-a Luigi…

Marth: I'm sorry you caught it (sarcastically).

Next is from Wildfire the Hedgehog:

Man!This fic ROCKS! Hey cna you let my fan character,Wildfire,answer some questions?Go to my profile to see what she is like,please.And I have another question,again,who would win in a race?Captain Falcon or Fox?

PS:And Roy I do think your better than Marth.

WiLdFiRe ThE HeDgEhOg

Marth: Yeah, it's really boring with just the same people all the time. Also, in a leg race, Captain falcon would win since he's faster, but in vehicles-

KABOOM!!!!!

Fox: HA! I told you my arwings will beat your rusty old car!

Marth: -there you go.

Roy: Thanks for your opinion.

Next is from TheRandomChikenofDOOM:

Um...yeah.I'm just wondering if DK would marry me?(blush,blush)And one of my classmates was wondering if Diddy could marry Dixie just for Mykle's toture?I LOVE YOU DK!DK RULES!

Scar X

DK: uhh… depends… what do you look like, and what are your interests? You seem cool enough.

Popo: You're not cool.

DK: STFU! And yeah, they're already engaged.

Marth: LOL.

Roy: OO!!

Next is from Gamin'Guy1016:

Alright, any ideas? Ok, ideas... ideas... how about... uh... oh! How about... no... oh! You know how Samus realy like her power suit, right? Well, get Link to somehow destroy it! And make sure he doesn't tell anyone! That will be great!

And

I didn't realize what kind of story this was until after my previous review, so if you can, delete it. Here's a question for Ganondorf: Why do you want to take over Hyrule, then the rest of the world?

Link: uh… Samus is right here, you know. Now, she'll be wearing it almost 24-7. except during wash

Samus: it comes with a cleaning utility!

Link:… Sorry -.-

Ganondorf: Zelda's cute and she rejected me from a dance. For revenge, I SHALL PROVE TO HER MY WORTHYNESS, AND TAKE OVER HYRULE, AND THEN THE WORLD. (goes off ranting)

Marth: here we go again… (loads tranquilizer needle) (shoots)

Ganon: Darn it Zzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Marth: well that's it… See ya next time

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Next time, Wildfire from Wildfire the Hedgehog's request will host some and the SSBM characters will have off.

This might take a while as the thing has some "heavy traffic."

Oh, and also… im going on a trip, so I wont be here from march 31- april 14