Disclamer: OK, I don't own anything.

Mars: Sorry to keep you guys waiting, I had a summer issue. :(

Falcon: The Falcon's awesomeness blew you away?

Mars: No.

Falcon: Well, I try to, anyway. The first reviewer is from frostclaw88

Awesome! By the way, I'm feeling VERY VERY EVIL...so torture time~
Link: Zelda can do .WANTS. to you. EXCEPT coughcoughrapecoughcough you.

Peach: I have a question...in SSBB your moves are awesome, so why not kick Bowser where it hurts most?

Mars: Let Olimar think you are a planet. For this chapter.

Falco: Be an egotistical freak and freak out Wolf without being killed.

Fox: *snicker* You have to be a pimp for this chapter.

MWAHAHA~!

Zelda: SQUEEE!!!! –kisses Link and hugs him as if she owns him-

Navi: HEY!! Back off! Listen! HE'S MINE!!!

Zelda: -zaps Navi-

Samus: -shield Ness and Lucas' eyes-

Peach: What's the point in not letting Mario suffer?

Mars: -sigh- Olimar, I'm a planet.

Olimar: A TALKING PLANET! OK PIKMEN GUYS! LET'S GO SCALE HIM UP!

Falco: Piece of cake!

Wolf: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX!!!!

Falco: -pokes wolf- Don't try me! Hands off my prey! Had enough already? You aren't worth the trouble!

Wolf: -faints due to blood vessel explosion-

Fox: But-

Falco: Listen up, Fox! I'm da P1mp around here!!!! But I'll let you mess with the h03s this chapter!

Marth: -facepalm-

Fox: -walks up to Samus and sings Crank it, then gets beat up-

Falco: you are the worst p1mp I eva laid eyes on!

Mars: NEXT (and last) REVIEWER IS FROM: WOULDN'T U LIKE 2 KNOW

4 LUIGI DO U THINK DAISY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS?I KNOW SHE CARES 4 U.4 MARIO I WANT TO U TORTURE THAT BLUE RAT A.K.A. SONIC.4 SONIC GUESS WHAT?AMY IS JOINING SMASH BROS.4 WARIO DO LIKE YOUR WARIOWARE OUTFIT BETTER OR YOUR REGULAR OUTFIT BETTER.4 MARIO AND SONIC WHO's COOLER AND Y?4 SONIC WHAT WERE U DOING DURING THE GREAT MAZE IN THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY?WE COULD HAVE USE YOUR HELP!

Luigi: Yeah, but-a Daisy is-a in-a brawl and smash-a, you know, that alternate- costume??

Sonic: I AM NOT A RAT!!! –reads- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: -runs through and hugs sonic- SONIC-KUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Wario: I-a like-a my warioware outfit because-a it-a doesn't show-a my fat!

Mario: I'm cooler!

Sonic: NO!!! I am the awesome fast hedgehog-

Roy: That couldn't get away from his wannabe-girlfriend.

Mario and Sonic get into a fight.

Mars: Let's flip on it! Heads, Mario. Tails, Sonic!

Marth: What if-

Mars flicks the coin and it spins. It lands on edge in the crack in the floor.

Marth: -it lands on edge?

Mars: um… Sonic answerthe other question!

Sonic: I got stuck in a traffic jam.

Mars: Well that wraps it up. There were only 2 reviews, but I'm continuing this… so don't worry. I apologize once more, summer really had me messed up, so sorry guys.