Disclamer: I don't own anything.
Mars: We're back!! From the utter hell that is school!
Falcon: THE FALCON FALCON PAUNCHED HIS TEACHER!!!!
Luigi: Did the teacher survive?
Falcon: You wish!
Luigi: Aw… Why did you-a kill her? It's wrong!
Falcon: Who cares what you think?
Luigi: WHY DOES NO ONE CARE-ABOUT-A WEEGEE!?
Mars: And now, here is our lone question.
jace484
I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS
for pit-if you lost your wings,how would you get back to the sky place
for wario-if someone stole your costumes,what would you do?
for ike-if the great aether had the power of phazon,how much damage do you
think it would do?
for sonic-if there was a 4th super smash bros,who do you think would be in
it?
for samus-if dark samus was in the 4th super smash bros,will you be mad?
(ps:YOUR EPIC)
Pit: Well, I could always borrow Meta's cannon to fire me back in the sky palace, but WHY would I lose my wings!?
Roy: Pit! You're incapable of flying too great distances!!!!
Pit: -sobs- Don't remind me.
Wario: WAH!?!! I would-a BLAST-A THAT-A MARIO!!
Mario: What if it wasn't-a me?
Wario: -punches Mario- I would-a still punch-a you!
Ike: OVER 900000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mars: Overused joke, buddy.
Marth: So true…
Sonic: ME!!!!! You lame-os can't kick me out!
Snake: …
Marth: We all hate you, Sonic. Remember?
Mario walks through battlefield "It's a me a Mario! AUGH!!!" Sonic trips him. "You're too slow!"
Ike and Sonic are brawling. A smash ball comes up. Ike attempts to get it and hits it. It doesn't break, and Sonic gets it instead. "You're too slow!" Ike only had the time to flip Sonic the finger before getting smashed by Super Sonic.
Sonic and Falcon are having a race, seeing who is the fastest. Sonic obviously wins, although Falcon trailed only by a few minutes. "Come on step it up, you piece of shit!" Sonic only had a few nanoseconds to flinch before he got Falcon Punched.
"YES!"
Meta Knight: Yes, Sonic. We all hate your guts. Why did you let him anyway, Master Hand?
Master Hand: I think I let Crazy to the paperwork for the day…
Crazy Hand: 1 DID!?!?!! IAOPSIOPASIPGOIAPSS!!!!!! 1 r 1337 h4x0rs!!!
Samus: I wouldn't Just be mad! I WOULD KILL MASTER HAND!!!!!!!
Master Hand: But isn't one of your outfits Dark Samus?
(moment of silence)
Samus: I KEEEEElLLLLLLLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (begins firing rapidly)
Master Hand: NO!!!! Don't! Do! That! I'm SORRY!!! NO MORE!!!! (getting pummeled by Samus)
Crazy Hand: O0h!!! 3xp10510ns!!!!!! Pr3ttI!!!!
Mars (draws curtain): And so, we end this session with a special announcement!
ANNOUNCEMENT! I may move this fic into a newer fic; One with actually a plot and not just a boring q&a back and forth… I've taken a look at the q&as recently and found out mine is the first! W00t! O.O'
You could correct me if I'm wrong…