A/N: Hoorah for chapter 3! Since this is the twin chapter, I'm making this one all about the genders of the twins! Although I hold the theory that 4 is a girl very dear to my heart, I'm tolerant of people who think that she's a boy. I'm going to do the chapters to do with each stitch punk (except for 1, idk what to do for him), then at 10, there'll be a big surprise for y'all.
There is slight 9x7 in this chapter. And I know that the twins don't talk, I was just getting tired of the clicks and flickers.
Disclaimer: I do not own 9, it belongs to Shane Acker. If I did own 9, I wouldn't have had 5 or 6 die! That was just too cruel! My special surprise at chapter 10, however, belongs entirely to moi.
5: Hey, Misha?
Misha: Yeah?
5: I was wondering…why are you 14 and living home alone?
7: And why are you meditating with a can of sprite on your head?
Misha: Well, one it's because in a fanfic, I can do what ever I want, and two it's just fun.
4: click flick flicker (I wanna try!)
Misha: You know, I'm getting very annoyed with those flickers and such. Besides, are you guys boys or girls or what?
6: Can we do an investigation?
Misha: Better yet! SPY MISSION!! To the bat mobile!
7: again with the batman things.
Misha opens the garage, and there is no car.
Misha: Pfft! *snap*
Fancy red convertible shows up.
9: Cool color
Misha: Thank you. Now everyone strap in!
2: Nice touch with the mini car seats.
Misha: AWAY WE GO!
6: WEEEEE!!!
At the mall
Misha: Run along little ones!
5: What if we get stepped on
Misha: Oh, yeah…BUDDY SYSTEM!!!
9: I call 7!
7: What?
Misha: YES! 9 and 7! 2 and 5, 3 and 4, 8 and 1, and 6 with me!
6: Yea! *grabs my jean leg*
Misha: Shopping time!
Misha and 6 follow 3 and 4, who go to a book store
Misha: Go figure
6: how about we see their reading choices?
Misha: fabulous idea!
4 is reading twilight
Misha: Well, we found something that points to the girl theory
6: *poke poke* look
Misha: What? Oh…
3 is reading The Clique Series
Misha and 6: …o.0
2: Wouldn't it have been easier to give them voice boxes?
Misha: Agh! 2! What are you doing here?!
5: We got bored with the Home Depot
Home Depot Employee: Is there any reason why I'm carrying all this wood, pipes, nut and bolts for 8 inch dolls?
Misha: They're stitch punks thank you very much.
Home Depot Employee: Well sorry
Misha: Just take the stuff to my car.
5: I don't think a convertible can take all that…
Misha: I don't have a convertible, I have a van. *snap*
Home Depot Employee: All right then
Misha: Where are the others?
2: I believe 1 and 8 are at a coffee shop
5: 9 and 7 are at Blockbuster
Nearby Starbucks
8: COFFEE!!! *bounces onto table after table*
1: Dear lord…
Blockbuster
7: *holding a DVD of Sweeny Todd* ~I love Johnny Depp~~
9: TT_TT
Back at Bookstore
Misha: God knows of what chaos they could be causing…
2: Not as bad as 3 and 4
3 and 4 are pushing books off the walls to see the next book.
Misha: NO! Bad stitch punks! Bad!
4: s-sorry?
Misha, 2, 5 and 6: 4?!!
The rest come into the bookstore. 8 is still on a coffee high, and 7 is hanging onto Sweeny Todd for dear life. 1 is annoyed, and 9 is sad. Very sad.
Misha: Did you guys know that they can talk? * points at twins*
1: Those two talk?
3: Yeah, we can
4: We always could
3: We just never wanted to
4: Especially since bossy over here kept giving us lectures *points at 1*
3's voice is male and childish, think cute preteen voice actor. 4's is a girl and think of Lilo's voice from Lilo and Stitch.
Misha: *picks up 4 and squeezes* I knew you were a girl!
4: Owww!
Misha: Sorry *puts her down* 7? Please put down the DVD
7: NEVER!!!
Misha reaches to take it, but 7 hisses and puts on her skullmet.
Misha: O.O
9: *sniff*
Misha: Humph. 7! You will not make a member of this very random family sad! Do you hear me?!
7: I don't care! I need mah Johnny Depp!
Misha: *sigh* fine then. This is like 8 and his magnet...
8: Magnet-yy!! *dances with the magnet*
7 lets her guard down and Misha snags DVD from behind her.
7: HEYY!!!
Misha: Hahaha! *runs to the return slot* I'll do it! I'll return it!
7: NOOOOO!!!!
Misha drops in the DVD and 7 dives in after it.
9: nooo!
Misha: The action in here really isn't as hardcore as the movie… Come on, let's go get her.
Misha and the others find 7 in the return pile surrounded by numerous Johnny Depp movies.
7: too…much…Johnny…depp…
Misha: great. Let's get her home.
Back at home
Misha and the others put 7 in her bed
5: Can't you just snap your fingers and make her better?
Misha: And where's the fun in that? We could play Gray's Anatomy or House.
1: And why the hell would that do her any good?! Just snap your fingers and make her better!
2: Actually 1, I've been researching this world with 3 and 4. It seems that doctor shows are very popular here.
3: Yep! My favorite is the one with the sarcastic guy.
Misha: That's House!!! That's perfect!!
4: Yeah!!
Misha: I'll be house! *snap*
Cane appears and Misha starts rolling her eyes at everyone
Misha: I don't really watch House… so now what?
2: Diagnose 7?
Misha: Oh yeah, she has…
JOHNNY DEPP-IT IS!!!!
*Dun dun dunnnnnnn*
8: OMG!!!
5: Is it serious?
Misha: It can be fixed, but not without pain.
9: Can you make it less painful?
3 and 4: 9 and 7 sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! First comes LOVE then comes MARRIAGE!! Then comes a baby in a BABY CARRIAGE!!!
9: 0//////0
7: Noo! No more Johnny Depp!!!
Misha: And do you know how the baby is made?
Readers: NOOOO! DON'T RUIN THEIR LITTLE INNOCENCE!!
Misha: Too late! You see…
One very strange and elaborate conversation later…
Misha: and that's how it's done! ^^
5: My ears…
8: I need my magnet
3 and 4 are huddled in a corner
2: How the heck does a 14 year old know all that stuff?!
Misha: They teach sex ed at very young ages these days
1: Please, for the love of god, snap your freakin fingers and make it go away!
Misha: Fine then *snap*
The memories are washed away, including 7's obsession with Johnny Depp.
9: Oww…my head…
7: 9! You saved me from all of those JD movies!! I luvs u! *glomps 9*
5: You had something to do with that didn't you?
Misha: Yep! They're such a popular couple!
2: They do look very cute together.
Misha: I know! Right?
Gimme a 3!! 3!
Yeah for my ridiculous crack adventures! *takes a weirded out golden 9 statue while wearing a stunning red dress* I would like to thank my family, who had to put up with my "Do you wanna hear my story?" over and over. And for my friends who laughed with it, not at it. And for all the people who left supporting comments on my reviews. You all are my inspiration and are holding my big blanket to catch me when I fall then spring me back up! Keep on doing what ur doing!
More Disclaimers: I don't own Johnny Depp, Sweeny Todd, or Pirates of the Carribean. I know Johnny Depp is himself, and that Sweeny Todd is Tim Burton's, but idk who Pirates belongs to.
Thank you everyone!!