A/N: Hey peoples! I'm so happy that people are reviewing and such! You guys make me happy! Anyway, since I've already done a twin chapter, this one is going to be a nonsense/monster one. I hope you guys like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own 9, shane acker does. And for the drunk stitchpunks, I got the idea from Mad-But-Happy's "drunk on oil" on deviantart. That pic is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Misha: Heyy guys!! I found some Harry Potter DVDs in the garage! Who up for—
Misha turns and looks into the stitch cave
Misha: …Oh sweet jesus
The stitch punks have found a giant oil can somewhere and are all drunk, just like in the pic.
8 and 5: ~91 can of oil on the wall! 91 cans of oil!!~~
1: *sigh*…..
9 is hitting on 7, who is a mixture of surprised, angry, and very cracked up.
3: I'm very afraid now.
4: Me too
6: yummah!!!
2: I like fire…I like oil…hmmm…
Misha: …. PFFFTTTT!!! *trying her hardest not to crack up*
5: Heeyyy! It's Misha!!
8: MIIISSHHAAA!!!! *attempts to glomp her leg but she moves out of the way*
Misha: Okay, no matter how hilarious this is, I'm taking this away and throwing it away properly.
2: Are you gonna burn it?
Misha:…*takes away 2's cup* NO
9: Come on. Loosen uppp! I'm with my girl here, don't ruin the moment
7: Save me
Misha: Hmmm…tempting…but no, just too funny.
3 and 4 climb up Misha and sit on her shoulders, clinging to her hair.
Misha: You two, take away as much oil as you possibly can, pour it all down the tube. *snap* If anyone gets in, tell me right away. Ready?
3, 4 and Misha: BREAK!!!
Misha and the twins begin to take away the oil.
6: Noooo! Mah yummah!!!
1: Go ahead…take it! As if my life isn't as depressing as it is.
Misha separates 9 from 7
7: I'M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER!!!
Misha: *snap*
7: on second thought…maybe not
9 has passed out on floor
30 minutes later
Misha: Okay! The oil is all gone! Now where's 2?
Giant oil container: glub…glub
3 and 4: OMG!!!
Misha opens can and finds very sticky 2
Misha: The fun never ends…*rolls eyes*
Misha hears static on the TV and the talisman in 9's chest is glowing a vibrant light purple.
Misha: *gives a humming 2 to 3 and 4* give him a bath in the sink. I gotta go check on something.
Misha runs downstairs.
3:…how are we supposed to get up to the sink?!
*snap*
Escalator appears
4: Thank you!
Downstairs, living room
The TV has gone static
Misha: Oh Jesus Christ monkey balls
Readers who watch South Park: CARTMAN!!!!
Misha: I know! ^u^
Anyway, a metal paw comes out of the screen, and a black wing, and a pin arm with red thread on it.
Misha: Holy sh--
The Cat Beast, Winged Beast and Seamstress come out of the TV
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Misha: This is NOT good! I have drunk, vulnerable stitch punks upstairs, the talisman in one that has passed out, and I have the portal open and 3 monsters waiting to take them back to the weird BRAIN thingy!
Winged Beast: Who is she talking to?
Cat Beast: I don't…know…
Seamstress: She's kinda creeping me out
Misha: *Continues ranting* I should probably get a bat or something, these guys are tiny compared to me…Ah well—
Seamstress: Shall we just go find the talisman and take as many of the stitch punks as we can carry?
Winged Beast: That sounds nice.
Misha: You know what? I'm gonna get my friends! *snap*
Cat Beast: HA! What is snapping gonna do?...OH…
My friends Maddi and Taylor suddenly appear.
Maddi: MISHA!!! TAYY!!! I MISSED YOU GUYS!!! How have you been?
Taylor: I've been good. I've been making a lot of vide—
Misha: Love to stay and chat, but we got dolls to protect. Grab a blunt object and take a weird red-eyed beast.
Maddi: Um…I think the Guitar Hero Guitar will work for me
Taylor: Ooh! I'm taking the kettle!
Misha: And I got the bat
Winged Beast: Oh…we are so fuc—
WHAMM!!!
One very fun and rather machine violent battle later…
Misha: And now just toss them back into the TV and turn it off.
Maddi: That was fun!
Taylor: And I made tea while beating a snake-y thing!
Misha: And we have cookies to go along with our tea!
Maddi: I don't see any—
Misha: *snap*
Cookie appears in Maddi's mouth and a whole plate on the table.
Maddi: *chew*wow*chew*
Taylor: So how did this all happen?
Misha: Well, u know that movie 9 I was obsessed with?
Maddi and Taylor: Yeah?
Misha: Well, when it came out on DVD—
Maddi: You bought it.
Misha:…yeah. And i—
Taylor: Watched it that same night 7 times
Misha: Six actually
Maddi: Then you made the dolls yourself and they came to life.
Misha: THAT'S NOT IT! The goddess Hecate came to me and blessed me with them and my soul is still intact. Also, I found out that 4 is a girl. But they're gone from every DVD in the world.
Maddi: Aren't people going to find out?
Misha: Hecate also gave me magic. When ever I snap, things happen. I've even erased their memories of a Johnny Depp obsession and a long and elaborate sex talk.
Taylor: You gave the talk to little dolls?
Misha: Yep. But they don't remember it anymore. If I can do that, I can do anything.
Maddi: I'll believe it when I see it.
Just then, a small car comes speeding into the kitchen, and crashes into the wall. 5 manages to tumble out before it explodes into flames.
Maddi and Taylor: O.0
Misha: One sec.
*yells upstairs* WHO'S FABULOUS IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE DRUNK 5 A CAR??!!!!
*turns back to Maddi and Taylor* Do you believe me now?
5: Hey Misha-mi! Who are these girls? They're cute!
5 tries to wink, if you can with one eye.
Misha: Do you want to see the rest?
Taylor: What the hell happened to him?
Misha: They somehow found a can of oil and got drunk. 5 is only a small taste of it. Who knows if they found their way back into the can.
Maddi: Holy crap
Misha: I know! It's crazy! And now you guys get to stay with it! *snap*
Maddi: What did you just do?
Misha: Nothing except give both of you guys houses next door with all of your hearts desires in them. :3
Maddi and Taylor: NO WAY!!!
Misha: YES WAY!!
Maddi, Taylor and Misha: YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
1: Would you shut up Misha?! I swear, it sounds like there are 3 of you down there!
Taylor: Who was that?
Misha: 1 the bossy old one.
1: I HEARD THAT!!
8: Haha! Misha called you old!
Maddi: Sounds like their still drunk.
Misha: If you can help it, don't laugh too hard. Try to keep your ribs in tact.
Misha picks up 5 who is singing happily and brings him upstairs. Maddi and Taylor follow, poking 5 to make sure he's real.
5: That tickles!
Now, imagine the drunken scene but about 10 times more hilarious since 8 found his way into the can. 3 and 4 are now drunk too.
Taylor: …..
Maddi:…..
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Misha: Ok, you guys, no more. *snap*
Oil disappears, leaving passed out dolls scattering the floor.
Maddi: This happens every day?
Misha: Pretty much. Just wait for morning. They are going to have the biggest hangovers stitchpunks could ever get.
A/N: I can't believe I've gotten this far! I love the crashed car. Oh, by the way, Maddi and Taylor are my actual friends. I might add more of my friends into the mix of crazy cake later. And the monsters might return someday. OOHHH!!!
I'm very thankful for all my fans who have supported me this far. You know who you are, so give yourself a pat on the back and you get kudos in the afterlife!! That is the best reward ever! Remember that this is the original random 9 fanfic and I hope it stays that way!! Review if you liked it! Until next time!