A/N: I'm back! I love the reviews you guys posted! Thank you!
Anyway, this is 5's chapter. I think the way he died was awful. 9 could've saved him! 1 just had to be an a**hole and stop him!
1: I heard that!
You were meant to! So, here is chapter 5 of the stitchpunks and i! Enjoy!
Misha: Lalala…
6: What'cha doin?
7:We're cooking.
4: Mmhmm
2: Is there a special occasion?
Misha: Yep! It's lemon day!!
1: Lemon day?
Misha: The day where I eat nothing but lemons in my food!
9: It actually smells kinda good.
4: You bet it does! We slaved all day over this.
5: But it's only noon.
Misha: …*snap*
The time becomes 5:00
Misha: now we slaved all day over this.
5: Alrighty then.
DINNER TIME!!!
3: So what is for dinner?
4: So glad you asked, twin.
Misha: set the table! *snap*
Table is set with mini places for the stitchpunks
7: We have lemon pasta!
Misha: And my own recipe, lemon meatballs!
4: And for desert: lemon sorbet with raspberries!
Misha: Bon Appetite!
After a lovely dinner and desert…
9: That was good!
6: Yum! Better than oil!
Misha: Movie time! *plops down onto couch with popcorn and root beer*
7: Are we gonna watch ourselves?
Misha: oh, hell no!
6: Why?
Misha: One, half of you die, and I'm not letting that happen. Two, it makes me sad, and you don't want to see me sad. And finally,…*points at 1* NO CAPES FOR YOU!!! 9 OWN YOU NOTHING!!!
1: What are you talking about?
Misha: Huh? Doesn't this ring a bell? *snap*
Somewhere Over the Rainbow starts playing over an invisible intercom
Stitchpunks:…nope! ^.^
Misha: You mean you don't remember the movie's events at all?
9: Nope.
Misha: Bizarre… well, let's watch Twilight!
7: That sounds like a chick flick. Isn't there something else? You got like…5 DVDs here or so.
Misha: Yeah, I don't have a lo--…5!!! *starts sobbing*
5: 0.o A-are you okay? *pats Misha's knee*
Misha: 5!!!! *grabs 5 like a plushie and starts squeezing* The way you died was horrible!!! WWAAAAAHHH!!! 9 could've saved you! He could've! But 1 had to go and be a jack ass and stop him!! *sob*
1: When did I do that?
Misha: In the movie. It's just part of a long list of things I don't like about you.
Misha pulls out a roll of paper which falls to the floor, rolls out of the living room, out the door, around the block, around the city, around the state, around the country, and around the earth before finally coming back through the back door and ending at Misha's feet.
8: Big list
Misha: Yep *snap*
List rolls back up by itself
5: Can you let go of me? You're breaking my gears.
Misha: Okay *puts 5 down* I need ice cream and Twilight! I need Jasper's baseball face!
Opens freezer and 3 and 4 look in to see what flavors.
3: Wow! You have a lot!
4: Yeah! There's got to be at least 6 flavors in there!
Misha:…6!!!!!!!
6: Oh god…
After the squeezing of 6 and grabbing a tub of strawberry ice cream, everyone sits down for a movie.
Misha: Haha! Robert Pattinson is so ugly. *downs another spoonful of strawberry creamy goodness*
7: I think he's kinda cute…
Misha: OH NO!! We're not having another obsession in this house.
7: Fine.
Baseball part
3: I don't get it…why do they run around in a square form to score points?
4: And why do they hit the ball like so?
Misha: Because
3 and 4: Because why?
Misha: Because that's the game.
Jasper's baseball face
Everyone…except 1 I guess: LMAO!!!
After movie
8: I'm a vampire! Rahr! *tries to run super fast, but trips over spoon*
5: LOL
8: RAR!!! *pushes 5*
Misha: There will be no pushing in this house! Especially to the ones who died terribly!
8: Why should I listen to you? I'm a vampire!
Misha: I got good reasons. *hovers over him* I'm 5'2". That may not be much in my world, but in your world if I got in there like this, I would kick ass.
8: okay!
Misha: We need to make this more of 5's chapter…how about an invention contest!
5: That sounds fun!
Misha: Okay, let's get started!
Suddenly, TV turns static.
Misha: Oh, crap
Giant metal claw come out and reaches for stitch punks
Misha: Nooooo!!! *dramatic slow-mo dive*
Claw grabs Misha's waist and starts bonking her against the TV.
Misha:….ow….ow…ow…would someone get this thing off of me?
9: Here. *hands her a magnet*
Misha: This thing—ow—that Mr. Mackey would confiscate?
Mr. Mackey: That right, mmkay. Drugs are bad, mmkay. They are bad for you, mmkay.
Misha: We get it—ow—Mr. Mackey. Ow. Now please go back to south park where you belong.
Mr. Mackey: Mmkay.
Misha puts magnet to claw. It shivers a bit then lets go of her and pulls itself back in.
Misha: With any luck it will become a druggie and stay away from us. BACK TO THE INVENTIONS!!! *snap*
Big invention booths come up and everyone gets to work.
Misha: I need judges. 2 and 5, since you two would probably win hands down, you judge with me!
2: okay!
5: No squeezing though.
Misha: I know.
7: *evil grin* Hey 9! I think for my invention, I need 5 gears.
Misha: 0.0 ……
5: Oh, god.
Misha: 5!!!!!!
After the inventions are done
Misha: *wearing a business suit and glasses that make her look serious and sharp eyed. * First up, 9. I'm counting down.
9: I couldn't think of anything…so here's my light staff.
Misha: Not to original, but points for creativity and metaphors.
8: I made a workout plan! One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
Misha: Interesting.
5: Is that going to work with us?
Misha: I'm afraid not, you guys don't have muscles.
5: awwn.
Misha: 7!
7: I made a line of helmets!
Misha: oohh! Those look cool! Do you have any in human sizes?
7: …no
Misha: . meanie.
5: 6!
6: I have new ink!
2: It has a Michael's label on it
6: Pfft *dibs finger into ink and scratch label off* No it doesn't
Misha: Alrighty then.
2: 3 and 4, what do you have?
3: We made a device so cool
4: So fantastic
3: So amazing
4: That only the chosen can see it!
Misha: ooohh!
…
Misha: I can't see it…
2: Neither can I
5:…WOW!!!
Misha: You see it? What does it look like?
5: No! *reading paper* They have coupons for the Home Depot!!
2: Seriously?!
Misha: ookay… How about you 1?
1: I don't invent
Misha: Yet another thing to add to my list!
5: To the Home Depot!!!
Everyone: WOOT!!!
A/N: I'm so happy that I made it this far! 5 is one of my many favorite characters. I'm sorry if it seems kinda rushed later on, I just really want to get to chapter 10.
Oh, before I go, I have something very important to say. *gets up on podium* ahhem. I few days ago I felt like reading a fic about 5, and I went to the 9 archive. Guess who's story was at the top? MINE!!! You guys are the best! You tugged at my heartstrings and played a hardcore rock melody!!! I love you all!
Review if you like, review if you didn't. BUT NO FLAMES!! If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all! Thank you! *bow*