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7: I haven't been fighting anything for a while…I think my skills are rusting.

She tries to punch her punching bag, but fails and misses by a longshot.

3 and 4: LOL!!

7: SHUT UP!!

Misha: Someone's being touchy

7: I AM NOT TOUCHY!!

6: *pokes 7*

7: RAR! *bites 6's arm*

6: OW!! Why were we programmed to feel pain??!!

Misha: Aww! Let me fix that *carefully puts a band-aid on*

6: Can you kiss it to make it better? *cute little chibi 6 face*

6 fangirls: OMG!! XD He's so cute!!

Misha: *evil eyes with kitty smile at fangirls* okay 6 *kisses his arm*

6 fangirls: NOOO!

Misha: LOL! I love torturing fangirls!

6: ^u^ Yay! Ah beddah!

All readers: Awwwnnn

7: Anyway…I demand we have a tournament!

Misha: Oh cool! That would be awesome! But one of you can't be in it. I can't be in it because I would squash all of you.

9: No duh

5: I vote 2 be out! He's too old!

1: What about me? I'm older than 2!

Misha: True. But do I have to get out my list again?

1: *sigh*

Misha: Yay! It's settled! *snap*

Roman coliseum with Misha in pretty pale lavender robes and gold studded belt. Golden leafy wreath on top of my hair, which is style in rocker-ish waves, lounging on a royal purple couch/throne. 2 is beside her, keeping score and in a dusty Greek robe. All of the readers are in the stands.

Random coliseum worker: POPCORN!! LEMONADE!! GET YOU POPCORN AND LEMONADE HERE! PERFECT FOR WATCHING DOLLS GET BEAT UP!

Readers: Oh! We'll have some!

Misha: I love magic! Studded belts will never die either

2: This is smashing! Smashing! Ahaha!

Misha: OMG! The smashing thing! I've been waiting for that!

1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 all appear in the middle of the coliseum. They are in battle gear that suits them.

Misha: *takes microphone* LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

First up, the beast round!

1, 3 and 4 against the cat beast; 5, 6, and 7 against the winged beast; and 8 and 9 against the seamstress.

CAT BEAST ROUND 1!!!

1: I forfeit!

Readers: BOOO!!!

Misha: Eh, ah well. *snap*

Row of seats appear next to Misha, labeled 1 through 9. 2 is in his. 1 disappears from the ring and appears in his seat, looking very pissed at me.

CAT BEAST ROUND 3!

3: Oh crap.

Cat beast raises claw, but 3 starts makes his lights strobe and the cat beast become like a kitten.

3: Nice kitteh!

CAT BEAST ROUND 4!

Cat beast is still acting like a kitten. 4 climbs on top of it and starts riding it like a pony.

4: Weee!

Misha: Wow, I didn't expect that effect to last that long. 3 and 4 go to the next round!

WINGED BEAST ROUND 5!

5: O.O *nervously grabs needle thing and shoot into the wing of beast*

Winged beast: AHHHH!!!! *falls to ground*

Misha: Well that thing is dead. 5, 6, and 7 go to the next round!

7: I didn't even get to fight anything!

Misha: Fine, touchy, you can fight the seamstress.

7: Alright! And I'm not touchy!

SEAMTRESS ROUND 7!

7: RAAAAAHHHH!!!

7 beats up seamstress in 20 seconds flat

8 and 9: o.0

Misha: Well, 7, 8 and 9 go to the next round! Which is an obstacle course! *snap*

Complicated obstacle course appears.

The contestants run through, and 7 comes out first. Then 8, 5, and 9. 3, 4 and 6 are stuck in the tank of sharks.

Misha: *Jumps into ring* I feel like walking. *grabs the three as a shark tries to grab 6* BAD FLUFFY!!! YOU DO NOT TRY TO EAT THE TWINS OR THE ARTIST! (pronounces "artist" like "arteest")

Misha sets the twins and 6 in their respected chairs.

Misha: Now! There are only four left! You will be battling…each other!

7: Like I never saw that coming

5: I don't want to fight 8, or 7…maybe 9

Misha: I'm not going to pick on the one-eyed guy, so 9 against 5 and 8 against 7!

5 VS. 9!

5: Please go easy on—

9 pokes him in the guts with his staff kinda hard, and 5 falls over.

Misha: That's good enough. *snap*

5 appears in his chair.

7 VS.—

7 has already beaten up 8 and is standing over him with one foot on his head triumphantly

Misha: haha. *snap* These guys provide simple hours of entertainment.

8 appears in his chair

2: that means…7 must fight 9!

Misha and Readers: Oh, snap!

9: I'm dead

7: You bet you are!

DING DING!!

9 dodges 7's blows and they run through the obstacle course while fighting.

Misha: You know what this battle needs?

5: What?

Misha: Lightsabers!

2: Lightsabers?

Misha: Oh come on! First batman, now STAR WARS??!! And after 6 chapters too! *smacks palm to forehead*

1: It's not our fault you fail to explain your crazy world properly!

Misha: The list is almost done rolling up, don't make me read it.

3 and 4 clamp 1's mouth shut.

Misha: thank you twins! *snap*

9 gets a green saber and 7 gets a blue.

7: WTF?

9 waves it around and it makes that cool bbbrrr sound.

9: Cool!

They fight and everyone cheers

But…

7 beats 9

Readers: No duh

Misha: such a cliché ending, but who cares? *snap*

7 gets a pretty platinum trophy

3: Platinum?

4: According to our research

3: Gold is one of the most precious metals

4: and suits 1st place trophies the best

3 and 4: It's tradition

Misha: Yes, but I'm not traditional.

5: Or normal

9: Or sane

6: or a good singer

Misha: Okay I get it, and how did you know I suck at singing?

6: strange noises from the bathroom when you're taking a shower?

Misha: great. Note to self, no more shower singing. *snap*

Everything turns back to normal and 7 is polishing her trophy.

3: 7?

4: Are you still touchy?

7: I don't think so.

Misha: good good. All is well! The list is rolled up, 7 is the best fighter, and 2 has said the "smashing" thing.

8: I still didn't get to beat up a monster…

Misha: *looks around for Mr. Mackey* clear. Take this and enjoy. *tosses 8 the magnet*

8: COOL!!

A/N: Ahh, 8 with his magnet. It makes for great jokes. I'm sorry that I haven't updated in a while, my mom took my computer.

Remember to take a stab at the surprise! Cookies are up for grabs! Only 2 more chapters! Get your foam fingers ready for #10!! Along with your popcorn and root beer!

As always, please review. I enjoy seeing the reviews. I check my e-mail all the time. They're my magnets. If you have an idea for a special episode or want to see your OC or yourself in my house of fabulous insane-ness, please tell me and I will do everything in my power to help you! Don't forget I have the snap!

Au revior my lovelies!