A/N:
Okay then... this chapter has some pretty weird stuff in it.
So! Yeah.
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Put the lime in to coke, you nut and mix it all together...
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"That's against copyright! You're going to jail!"
"Oh, pipe down Hatori. I don't recall asking you."
"Well actually, you did. SO HA."
"OO..."
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So the tables really have turned for Hatori.
Whoa.
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Hey, what the hell is Rin doing?
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"Rin?"
"Yes?"
"What are you doing?"
"Using a female condom."
"...GASP."
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How could Rin break a rule?
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"What rule?"
"The rule of the condom."
"...Hatori no smarty."
"Well, obviously! (scoff)"
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So I went over to Kureno's house to tell him all about it.
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"Kureno! You'd never guess what I just saw!"
"What is it... Haru..."
"Rin was using one of those... c-word things."
"...(think)"
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Wow. Kureno really is as thick as a doorknob.
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"What if that doorknob was really thin?"
"...Go away, Ritsu."
"WAAAAH! I'M SO SORRY! IT'S ALL MY FAULT THAT YOU SAW RIN! I WAS THE ONE WITH HER AT THE TIME! I'M SORRY. SO VERY, VERY SORRY! IT'S MY FAULT FOR EVERYTHING, EVER! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I'M SORRY. SORRRRRYYYYYYY!"
"...gasp"
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I'm so mad, I could go Black.
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RAWR! I AM BLACK HARU! PH34R!
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"Haru, unless you intend to get a skin reconstruction, I suggest you shoosh."
"Well Akito, I just might."
"Fine then. See if I care."
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So I did, with a little help of Ren.
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"ssSSSsss0000 U w4nT 4 f4c3 r3333(0N5Tru(t100N, hUh?"
"Y3ah."
"w3LL t4k3 d1555ZZZ MuD 4nD p000T 1T 0N Ur f4c3!eleven!11!"
"oK4y"
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So I took the mud and splashed it on my face.
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And then I walked to Shigure's house.
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"D00d3!" (Yun)
"What is it, Yuki?" (Shig)
"There's an African man standing at the door."
"Let him in, then!"
"s3x pr3d4t0r." (Kyo)
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That silly Yun.
He didn't know it was me.
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"Uh..."
"Have you figured it out yet, Kureno?"
"...Duuuuhhhh..."
"...OO"
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So I went inside and sat down.
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"Hello Mr. African Man."
"OMFA GUESS WHAT"
"...What?"
"I'M REALLY BLACK HARU AND YOU DIDN'T NOTICE"
"...s3x pr3d4t0r."
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Shiggy then went into a state of shock which involved doing the Macarena and stripping.
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"Heeeey, Macarena!"
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Yup.
And Yun whacked me over the back of the head like a... a... HORSE.
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"I take offence!"
"Yeah? Well, stop using female condoms!"
"It's only to protect you, Haru."
"...(die)"
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Dukoro-chan didn't go to school today.
Because she doesn't like maths and science.
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"Lies!"
"Oh, shoosh yourself."
"...H4r00 1sH t3H 4Ss 0f d4 ZzzZ000d14(!"
"s3x pr3d4t0r."
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Gee Kyo, I think we get the point that you're a sex predator.
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"That's s3x pr3d4t0r to you, common hoe."
"I am NOT a hoe!"
"Yeah, well, you sleep around."
"... So do you."
"SO DOES YUKI!"
"So does Shigure and Hatori and Ayame."
"So does... Tohru."
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I think I discovered something.
I feel like one of those people who is digging in the sand box and they find a 1000 year old peice of shit and they say,
"D00d3! I found it!"
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When really it's as interesting as Kisa and her birth control problem.
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"I don't have a p-problem..."
"Suuure ya don't! Just like Iraq isn't having a war!"
"...TT"
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"Like a pirouette, a pirouette, a pair of wet jeans..."
"Huh?"
"You don't understand but your girl knows what I mean!"
"...(ANGST)"
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Poor Hiro.
Kisa is such a sleep-around.
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"I figured it out, Haru!"
"Really? Well done Kureno."
"You're talking about chicken!"
"...Condoms."
"(SAD)"
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What an idiot.
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GO DOWN.
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A/N:
Well, there you have it.
Another chapter.
(flies North for Winter)