A/N: after this, 1 more chapter until the super surprise! I hope you guys like it! Otherwise, I really enjoy all of your awesome reviews! They give me inspiration and happy butterflies! I always get nervous when I update, but you guys rock! Thank you to the people who have been reading since the stitchpunks first came to my house—or insane asylum—which ever floats your boat.
Misha: Guys! I found a bunch of parody movies like Scary Movie in the garage! Who wants a marathon! Though I have the craziest feeling that the minute it turn around the corner, I'm going to see something totally ridiculous yet hilarious. Ah, well—oh, snap!
Misha looks in room. All (and I mean all) of the stitchpunks have magnets. 'Nuff said.
3: Look at all the pretty colors!
4: I can't feel my eyes
9: You don't have eyes, you have optics.
7: Optics…what a funny word! Op tic!
They all burst out laughing.
Misha: *slaps hand onto forehead* Who the hell gave you magnets?!
6: This pretty lady came in!
5: She was all sparkly! Like poof! And she dropped them and flew through the window!
8: I can fly! *tries to jump off table, but belly flops onto floor*
Misha: Hecate is not making this easy for me, is she?
Hecate: Nope.
Misha: AH!! Holy %#$!!
Hecate: Don't swear in front of a goddess!
Misha: Well, sorry
Hecate: I'm just messing with ya! I'm doing this to entertain Zeus and the rest. They've been watching you guys like one of Aphrodite's soap operas.
Misha: Aphrodite does soaps?
Hecate: Yep. I decided that, for some fun, you can't use your magic to get rid of the magnets, nor can you pick them up.
Misha: WTF?
Hecate: But, you can go into their high minds, or dreams, like that spongebob episode!
Misha: The gods watch Spongebob?
Hecate: Well, duh. Poseidon watches it whenever it's his turn with the remote.
Misha: The gods can give mortals magic, watch soap operas, yet they don't have enough money for at least two TVs?
Hecate: I know. Zeus spends way too much money on his thunderbolts. They all have to be from Chariot.
Misha: Ohh! Lol! I get it! Coach and Chariot. That's funny. Good one.
Hecate: I wasn't kidding.
Misha: O.o
Hecate: So, have fun! When you get into their trips, you'll be shrunken down to 8 inches. Once you get the 9 keys in their trips, you'll be able to use your magic freely again. Oh, take this bag, it's full of stuff to defend your self and overcome obstacles to save the yada yada yada. Tootles! *disappears*
Misha: Keys? From chariot I bet.
At Olympus
Hecate: I'm back! Did you see?
Zeus: You told her I shop at chariot?!
Poseidon: And that I watch Spongebob?!
Aphrodite: I'm fine that you told her about my soaps. Mortals should know. *flips hair*
Artemis: SHH!! She's going into 8's trip. Pass the popcorn, Apollo.
Apollo: MAH POPCORN!!
Back at Misha's house
Misha is humming "Let's get moving (into action)" by Skye Sweetnam while lacing up boots. She has fingerless gloves on and a military hat with aviator goggles. She straps on the bag and sighs.
Misha: What have I gotten myself into?
She opens bag and pulls out little glowing 8. She puts it on 8's head like a sticker and a portal opens up. Misha jumps in, landing in a green meadow.
Misha: What?
8: Lalala! Follow the butterflies! Follow the butterflies! Wheee!
Misha: This is a lot like potter puppet pals. *reaches in bag and takes out wand* Ahem! 8-icus Explodicus!!!
8: Ahh! *head flies off, and key flies out*
Misha: Cool! *picks up key and portal sucks her out*
Back in room, 8 is rubbing his head.
8: owww…
Misha: Aww. *picks 8 up and puts him in his bed* 1 down, 8 to go.
2's trip!
Misha: Oww! This is the second time I've landed on my butt, hard. Why don't they have throw pillows around here?
2: Hahaha! My machines are all ready!
Misha: Woah. This is like Frankenstein's lab.
2: BUAHAHAHAHA!!!
Misha: AHHH!! What am I screaming at?
Giant versions of the Cat Beast, Winged Beast and Seamstress loom over Misha
2: Now, DIE!!
Misha: AHHHH!!! *runs away*
Seamstress: That was quick.
Cat Beast: I'm gonna get some tuna. Anyone want anything?
Winged Beast: I'll have one of those Big Macs!
Cat Beast: EW! Do you know what's in thoses?
Misha: *runs back* I forgot the key. *pulls out giant scaple-sword-thingy from bag* wow! I'm like a teenage Mary Poppins! HIIYYYAAHH!
Misha cuts the Seamstress down the middle and grabs key.
2: Nooo! My machine!
Misha: Bye bye!
5's trip!
Misha: Cool! I landed on my feet this time! *trips over shoelace and faceplants ground* OOWW! Why the hell am I getting so beat up today?!
At Olympus
Gods: ROFL!!
Artemis: Boys are such apes
Athena: I couldn't agree more
Artemis: Yay for virgin goddesses!
They high five
Back in 5's trip
Misha: I have the strangest feeling that the gods are laughing at my pain. *shrugs* eh.
5 is surrounded by about a million 7 clones while sitting on a throne.
5: She's mine! Not 9's! MINE!!
Misha: Holy crap!
All of the 7's turn to Misha with evil looks in their eyes.
Misha: Sigh. What do I have in my bag…umm…oh! *pulls out light saber. Light saber is a cool fuchsia color* Now that's more like it!
Misha gets through field of 7's by hacking them and comes up to 5, staring him in the face. She then slaps him.
Misha: PERV! 7 WILL FEEL WHAT SHE WANTS TO FEEL!! BESIDES, I'M A 4x5 SUPPORTER!! PLUS, MY OC FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU!! *slaps him again*
Olympus
Apollo: Eeesh. Wouldn't want to get on her bad side.
Artemis: You bet you don't
Athena: GO MISHA!!
5's trip
5: Your OC falls in love with me?
Misha: Yes, she does. She's also a great fencer, so I would give me the key. NOW
5: Key? What key?
Misha: This one. *grabs a 7 and stabs her with the lightsaber*
5: NO—
Misha: *death glare*
5: Shutting up.
Misha pulls out key
Misha: Now, if you know what's good for you, you will either fall for 4, or my OC. I'm not going to say her name yet. Readers, be patient!
Readers: Okay!
Impatient reader: *10 seconds later* I can't take it! *Jumps out of window and falls onto bush*
Back in the Stitchcave
5: I had the craziest trip ever! I was with about a million 7s, and then Misha came in and killed them all! Then—
Misha: *death glare*
5: OMG!! *faints*
Misha: X3 5's so cute! No wonder t—I mean, my OC—falls for him!
1's trip
Misha: Yes! I'm gonna land on my feet! On hard ground! And my shoes are tied!
Mattress appears 1 second before Misha lands. She bounces off and falls on her face.
Misha: OW! OH COME ON!!
1: I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!
Misha: Oh my god. *pinches bridge of nose* Your just a big one way horse.
1: With my hat and my cape, I AM THE RULER OF THE WORLD!
1 subjects: Yes master!
Misha: In that case…
Misha takes off cape and hat and pulls out key from the hat
1's subject #1: What were we doing again?
Subject 2: I forget
Subject 3: Mommy, why is that dolly on a throne but doesn't have a cape?
Subject 4: Just don't look at him sweetie.
Misha: *Nelson laugh from the Simpsons* Ha haw!!!
3 and 4's trip
Misha: Why am I not surprised that the twins have the same trip?
3 and 4: Misha! You're in wonderland too?
Misha: Wonderland?*turns around* O…M…G…
Big Alice in Wonderland thing. The whole she-bang
3: We got here
4: By this playing card! *holds up a card with a heart on it*
Misha: Oh, crap. This trip is going to get deadly.
Misha runs through wonderland while 3 and 4 play with stuff
Misha: Hey! The palace of the queen! *runs inside*
Queen of Hearts: Off with her head!
Misha: I didn't even do anything *pulls out flamingo from bag* Take this and have fun. *hedgehog pops out too*
Queen: Ohh! I could play croquet with these!
Misha: Yeah, you do that.
Misha notices that the crown has a large heartshaped jewel on it, half black, half red, and seems to glow. She squints and bit and sees two keys in there!
Misha: *grabs crown* mine
Queen: OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!
Misha: AHHH!! *breaks open crown's jewels, then disappears in a blinding flash of red and black*
Cards: Woah
Queen: Don't "Woah" her! Off with your heads!
6's trip!
Misha: Oh! I landed on paper! Not a throw pillow, but good enough.
6: All my drawing are coming to life! HAAHAH!!
Misha: AH!! 6! Why the hell did you draw a rabid puppy?!
6: Cuz I felt like it X3
Misha gets chased around by 6's ridiculous drawings. Such as a bunny in a top hat, or a creepy clown. Since 6 is in a safe world, his drawings aren't so…the source-y.
Misha: The key! Where is that key?! Wait a minute!
Misha runs towards 6, who is drawing an airplane. Airplane flies off plane and starts shooting at Misha.
Misha: AHH!! *pulls out shield and lightsaber* I love this thing! *smashes through the paper to get to 6*
6: NOOOO!! My drawings!!
Misha: I need your key. *touches 6's key, and goes back to the Stitchcave*
9's trip
Misha: Yay! Not a mattress or untied shoe in sight! I landed on my feet! *trips over her own feet* OOWWW!!! Anyone who laughs gets a gut-full of lightsaber!
…
Cricket: *cricket noises*
Misha: *glare*
Cricket: Sorry
9: I am the king of the world!
Misha: Wow, he has more in common with 1 than I thought.
9: Hi Misha! What are you doing here?
Misha: I want a key.
9: Oh, you mean *hold up key* this one?
Misha: Give me the key, 9.
9: Jump for it.
Misha: :C *pulls out artificial hand clamp-thingy and grabs key* Thank you!
9: No fair!
Misha: No magnets then!
And finally,
7's trip!
7: I am the champion! I fight all and WIN!!
Misha: Oh, boy…Hey! I landed on my feet!
7 knocks Misha over
Misha: Hey! What the hell!
7: HAHAHA!!
Misha: That's it! *pulls out ninja sword and begins to fight 7*
They fight, and people in the coliseum cheer.
Misha: Where is *clank* that freakin' *cling* KEY!!
7: Haha! You can't win the trophy!
Misha: Trophy? Oh! The trophy is the key! Gotcha!
Misha puts up a great fight, but 7 kicks her ass.
7: HA! You die now, Misha!
Misha: I don't think so! *throws smoke bombs*
7: Cough cough! Hey!
When smoke clears, Misha is holding the trophy triumphantly
7: NOOO!
Bright purple light appears and Misha is back in the Stitchcave, full sized and magic loaded.
Misha: YES! That was the coolest and strangest experience of my life!! And I landed on my feet!
POOF!!
Misha: *lands on face in explosion* OWW!! HEY WHO THE HEL—Oh…my…gods.
The gods have come to Misha's house, and are standing in a now bigger Stitchcave.
9: My head hurts…
2: Who are these people?
Misha: They're the gods. They've been watching us since you guys came over.
3: In that case…
4: Group huddle!
They huddle and whisper for a bit, then all get in different showy poses.
Misha and Stitchpunks: TADAAA!!! *bow*
Misha: Please, what do you think?
Gods: *burst out laughing*
Zeus: You guys are hilarious!
Hera: You make the muse of comedy seem like a tragedy!
Apollo: I especially like 3
Artemis: I love 4!
3 and 4: Twins!
Apollo and Artemis: Twins!
Apollo, Artemis, 3 and 4: TWIN POWER!
Misha: Okay, now that the twins are off having fun, are you guys going to let me keep my friends or let them go back?
6: You consider us as friends?
Misha: Well, duh. We've been living in the same house together for over 2 weeks.
5: Awww. That's touching.
8: I'm gonna cry. BWAAAHHH!!! *fountains of tears*
1: *slaps 8* get a hold of yourself!
Zeus: Of course we're going to let you stay! We love the random crack comedy that follows you wherever you go! It has really brought the family together! Even Hades comes up once in a while to watch.
Misha: I still don't get why you only have 1 TV.
Zeus: umm…money problems…bad economy…bye!
POOF!!
9: Well that was unexpected.
5: Yep.
Misha: Who wants milkshakes?
3 and 4: WE DO WE DO WE DO!!!
A/N: OMG!! 8 chapters already! I'm so happy! I had fun going into their trips. This has got to be my longest chapter ever! 10 pages! So, I hope you like it as much as the gods do, and please stay tuned!
Reviews are nice, even if it says "good", I'm happy.
Don't forget to guess at the special surprise on 10! I hope you guys are guessing! I'm changing my policy now so that even if you guess, but don't get it right, you still get a cookie for trying!